Dawnrazor Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 23 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Can I have my bag back please? Paper or Johnny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Dawnrazor said: Paper or Johnny? Paper. Johnny doesn't fit over my heid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Can I have my bag back please? does mrs f need it for tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, luckyBatistuta said: look at the state of it OK, I’ve never seen it close up. You win. Hell of a nose and lugs like the Scottish Cup. 1 hour ago, Dawnrazor said: Yep, that's better, had to that a couple of times my self. You’re that ugly you wear a paper bag to bed? 37 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Paper. Johnny doesn't fit over my heid. Must be a lot of paper John not to fit over a head that big.. 35 minutes ago, milky_26 said: does mrs f need it for tonight? Mrs F needs it every night but, unfortunately for her, John’s not up to the job. He clearly stated on here very recently that he got his first erection in five years a few days ago. Edited December 28, 2017 by Morgan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, luckyBatistuta said: No chance I'm pulling that off and unleashing it on the world again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 appears JKB is populated by Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt lookalikes If they think Kirsty is a munter would love them to post pics of their beautiful partners They must be out of this world lookers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, The White Cockade said: appears JKB is populated by Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt lookalikes If they think Kirsty is a munter would love them to post pics of their beautiful partners They must be out of this world lookers! Will do tomorrow WC. Yours, Brad x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Morgan said: Will do tomorrow WC. Yours, Brad x Brad, how are you doing after the nasty split from Angelina? Yours Tom p.s. i have some pamphlets that i would like you to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, jonnothejambo said: She looks like she's got a tiny knob and a pair of miniscule heehaws on end of her beak ! jonno, you dont look at the fireplace when poking the fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, milky_26 said: Brad, how are you doing after the nasty split from Angelina? Yours Tom p.s. i have some pamphlets that i would like you to read Send them over M. The address is: Massive poncey House, 1, rue Lovemaself, Cap Ferrat, Cote d’Azur, France. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: She looks like she's got a tiny knob and a pair of miniscule heehaws on end of her beak ! Grazie Mr Clooney. 1 minute ago, milky_26 said: jonno, you dont look at the fireplace when poking the fire Spot on M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Morgan said: Send them over M. The address is: Massive poncey House, 1, rue Lovemaself, Cap Ferrat, Cote d’Azur, France. Cheers. i'll send them round with hubbard jr jr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, milky_26 said: i'll send them round with hubbard jr jr Good lad. Just don’t, don’t use DPD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, jonnothejambo said: It would be like trying to put marshmallows in a piggy bank, mate Says firmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 minute ago, jonnothejambo said: Prego Monsieur Morgan Prego indeed Jonno! These Italian barstewards (because it’s New Year almost) think it’s quite acceptable to take over our wee town here. The restaurants, the bars, the beach... They all shout. They all smoke. They all have beards. Yes, even the women. Horrible rough people.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, jonnothejambo said: You should burst a paper bag loudly and they will all shite their pants and bugger off back over the border.......in reverse if course. In their Fiats. I hope that's not too offensive.... It’s not offensive enough my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, milky_26 said: does mrs f need it for tonight? One bag is not enough in her case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, John Findlay said: One bag is not enough in her case Oh John. FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, John Findlay said: Can I have my bag back please? Ok John, there you go. Unfortunately the bags rubbed all that makeup off that she was wearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Morgan said: Oh John. FFS. I've got a face like a well skelped arse. She has a face like two. I just speak the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 3 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Watched a girl who was at University on a quiz show, she was on about £1,000 and could double up if she got the question right. The question was a multiple choice... Where would you find the Amazon river... a/Europe b/South America c/Asia She thought she knew it, but took the money. When asked what she would have said, she replied...Europe Question to a lassie on Tipping Point. Who started package tours in 1849? Her answer. British Airways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie1874 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Forget about sky sports, Jules Breach on BT sport is top of the league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I hope none of you lot ever see Sky Italia, you'll be blind within a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slevinkelevra Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Or how about kate abdo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 56 minutes ago, John Findlay said: Question to a lassie on Tipping Point. Who started package tours in 1849? Her answer. British Airways. Close 26 minutes ago, jamie1874 said: Forget about sky sports, Jules Breach on BT sport is top of the league. Good shout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 As female sports presenters go, it's Kay Adams from the NFL Network for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Mexican Sports shows look worth a watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Jimena Sanchez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Can the Mods lock this thread now. I'm starting to get sore.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon Sailor Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 58 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Minging colour of whatever it is she is wearing.... Buaben will think it's maroon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 11 hours ago, Tazio said: I hope none of you lot ever see Sky Italia, you'll be blind within a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 2 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: Minging colour of whatever it is she is wearing.... Never even noticed the colour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 (edited) Sky sports Italian presenter Dilleta Leotta/leaked photos....is more than worth a google ? this is isn't the photos but link to story about pics being leaked https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2527911/sky-sports-italy-presenter-naked-photos-diletta-leotta-icloud-hack-2527911/ Edited December 29, 2017 by The Future's Maroon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Maroon Sailor said: Buaben will think it's maroon Oh very good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 14 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: As female sports presenters go, it's Kay Adams from the NFL Network for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 This one does the job in Argentina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 25 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: More curves than Brand's Hatch. Never noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 34 minutes ago, Morgan said: This one does the job in Argentina. she "does the job" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 minute ago, The White Cockade said: she "does the job" You win! First one to 'do a Kenneth Williams". Jonno is slipping up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Just now, Morgan said: You win! First one to 'do a Kenneth Williams". Jonno is slipping up. i'm booking flight to Buenos Aires as we speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 minute ago, The White Cockade said: i'm booking flight to Buenos Aires as we speak Book Row 14, seat B. You'll be sitting beside me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Just now, Morgan said: Book Row 14, seat B. You'll be sitting beside me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 4 hours ago, The Future's Maroon said: Sky sports Italian presenter Dilleta Leotta/leaked photos....is more than worth a google ? this is isn't the photos but link to story about pics being leaked https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2527911/sky-sports-italy-presenter-naked-photos-diletta-leotta-icloud-hack-2527911/ i think you have killed dawnrazor and john findlay, or have caused severe dehydration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, The White Cockade said: The beers are on me WC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 Just now, milky_26 said: i think you have killed dawnrazor and john findlay, or have caused severe dehydration Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Morgan said: The beers are on me WC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, The White Cockade said: I'll answer in two minutes. Just off to the bog... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Morgan said: I'll answer in two minutes. Just off to the bog... That guy does have a lovely smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, redjambo said: That guy does have a lovely smile. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 Just now, jonnothejambo said: Sorry old bean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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