martoon Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 She is. In a scary Mary sort of way she's attractive. I doubt many have survived to tell the tale, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 I bet she's really really dirty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 In a scary Mary sort of way she's attractive. I doubt many have survived to tell the tale, though. I could think of many worse ways to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Just saw Jill Douglas in a total wee skirt presenting the rugby there. No bad for 48. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 She would kill most of you lot on here...feckin lightweights.... She has lovely badongadonks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Michelle Gomez - for the legally blind... FTFY She's awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 I've posted this on another thread, but it always gives me a wee bit of joy when seeing a lunchtime episode of Bargain Hunt with Natasha Raskin presenting: I've also found that it's quite hard to find a decent picture of her. Shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Is that the hibs cow aye. Shite eyebrows. Never trust a lassie with shite eyebrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 She's a fxxkin halfwit. Fancies herself as some sort of MILFish vamp but just looks a total state. Dug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianajones Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 She's a fxxkin halfwit. Fancies herself as some sort of MILFish vamp but just looks a total state. Dug. Thats where i am on her too to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 She's a fxxkin halfwit. Fancies herself as some sort of MILFish vamp but just looks a total state. Dug. yep a female david coulthard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Brown Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 She's a fxxkin halfwit. Fancies herself as some sort of MILFish vamp but just looks a total state. Dug. Don't get I either. Her saving grace was her past liking of the female front bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 FTFY She's awful. Not man enough to handle a real woman type post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 (edited) . Wrong quote Edited August 13, 2017 by Bauld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 If you told me her name was Dave I wouldn't even take a second look it would be so unsurprising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Shillyshally Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Liz mccolgan and her Daughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been here before Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 (edited) Liz mccolgan and her Daughter They would fxxkin brutalize you, skin you alive then eat your flesh. And there wouldnt be a thing you could do about it. Edited August 13, 2017 by been here before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendricks Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Kirsty Thirsty Kirsty........! http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-berkshire-40916011?ocid=socialflow_twitter&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=twitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Sorry but what the feckin hell is that? Worth a dunt.....That's what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Worth a dunt.....That's what. a hole in the wall is worth a dunt for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawnrazor Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 a hole in the wall is worth a dunt for you Glory Hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Shillyshally Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 They would fxxkin brutalize you, skin you alive then eat your flesh. And there wouldnt be a thing you could do about it. What a way to go though. Braw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Glory Hole I have to admit I'd be terrified. Sticking it through a hole with total mystery on the other side? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars plastic Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Big Ralston used to bat for the other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Glory Hole Go to Sausalito or San Francisco. Ask about Glory holes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Ashley Mulheron Louise Stewart (I love the wee turn in her eye) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 (edited) The wee lassie that sings with Chvrches. Can't post a pic unfortunately EDIT - Lauren Mayberry is her name. Edited August 16, 2017 by Homme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Shillyshally Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Jennifer Reoch is a wee stoater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 They would fxxkin brutalize you, skin you alive then eat your flesh. And there wouldnt be a thing you could do about it. I doubt they'd eat the flesh. I doubt they eat anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowmans_Boot Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 The wee lassie that sings with Chvrches. Can't post a pic unfortunately EDIT - Lauren Mayberry is her name. This one?!?! She looks about 12.... I don't know how old you are, to be fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour M Hersh Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Worth a dunt.....That's what. Hardly a ringing endorsement coming from your good self DR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Hardly a ringing endorsement coming from your good self DR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 This one?!?! She looks about 12.... I don't know how old you are, to be fair 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Worth a dunt.....That's what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 for dawnrazor a pulse is not required Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 You would probably 'dunt' the barber's floor after getting yer hair cut does he still have hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 This one?!?! She looks about 12.... I don't know how old you are, to be fair That's one rough school you went to, she's 29! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 You would probably 'dunt' the barber's floor after getting yer hair cut He'd 'dunt' the crack of dawn if it had pubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Christ you'd think Dawnrazor needed a psychiatrist. Do they still do ink blot tests? Tell me DR. What do you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Christ you'd think Dawnrazor needed a psychiatrist. Do they still do ink blot tests? Tell me DR. What do you see. A platter of vomit disguised as a return to the good old days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 A platter of vomit disguised as a return to the good old days Accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowmans_Boot Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 That's one rough school you went to, she's 29! Haha I still think she looks very young but I am 48....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Accurate. Puppets wouldn't wipe it's arse with That Was Just Your Life, it's ****ing awful stuff! I bloody hate them now for being so awesome then so very very bad. If they'd started as shite I wouldn't care but it's like they're raping my nan or something. I put Ride the Lightning on the other day, ****ing brilliant, left me raging at the armani ***** by the end though. Maybe this belongs in the Seethe thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 (edited) Puppets wouldn't wipe it's arse with That Was Just Your Life, it's ******* awful stuff! I bloody hate them now for being so awesome then so very very bad. If they'd started as shite I wouldn't care but it's like they're raping my nan or something. I put Ride the Lightning on the other day, ******* brilliant, left me raging at the armani ***** by the end though. Maybe this belongs in the Seethe thread... I've never liked Metallica, I'd never call myself a Metallica fan. They have some good songs but if I ever met Lars Ulrich I'd insert his snare drum into his anus. My wife walked down the aisle to Nothing else matters. I do like a fair few of their older songs. I own a lot more Megadeth stuff though. Edited August 16, 2017 by Bauld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 I've never liked Metallica, I'd never call myself a Metallica fan. They have some good songs but if I ever met Lars Ulrich I'd insert his snare drum into his anus. My wife walked down the aisle to Nothing else matters. I do like a fair few of their older songs. I own a lot more Megadeth stuff though. I don't blame you for not accompanying her tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 You would probably 'dunt' the barber's floor after getting yer hair cut Wouldn't matter. A jar of raw liver and a hairy glove would be an alternative.... not in the barber shop mind you..... Honestly? You typed 'raw liver' and 'hairy glove'? Ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauld Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 I don't blame you for not accompanying her tbh Well we wanted something else but it was a family only affair and we didn't want to scare the village elders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Christ you'd think Dawnrazor needed a psychiatrist. Do they still do ink blot tests? Tell me DR. What do you see. That's too good Bauld. The pints are definitely on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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