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She is.

In a scary Mary sort of way she's attractive. I doubt many have survived to tell the tale, though. :D

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In a scary Mary sort of way she's attractive. I doubt many have survived to tell the tale, though. :D

 

I could think of many worse ways to go!

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I've posted this on another thread, but it always gives me a wee bit of joy when seeing a lunchtime episode of Bargain Hunt with Natasha Raskin presenting:

 

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I've also found that it's quite hard to find a decent picture of her. Shame :(

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She's a fxxkin halfwit. Fancies herself as some sort of MILFish vamp but just looks a total state.

 

Dug.

 

Thats where i am on her too to be honest. 

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She's a fxxkin halfwit. Fancies herself as some sort of MILFish vamp but just looks a total state.

 

Dug.

yep a female david coulthard

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She's a fxxkin halfwit. Fancies herself as some sort of MILFish vamp but just looks a total state.

 

Dug.

Don't get I either. Her saving grace was her past liking of the female front bottom.

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been here before

Liz mccolgan and her Daughter

:lol:

 

They would fxxkin brutalize you, skin you alive then eat your flesh. And there wouldnt be a thing you could do about it.

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They would fxxkin brutalize you, skin you alive then eat your flesh. And there wouldnt be a thing you could do about it.

What a way to go though. Braw.

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Ashley Mulheron 

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Louise Stewart (I love the wee turn in her eye) 

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The wee lassie that sings with Chvrches.

 

Can't post a pic unfortunately :(

 

EDIT - Lauren Mayberry is her name.

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:lol:

 

They would fxxkin brutalize you, skin you alive then eat your flesh. And there wouldnt be a thing you could do about it.

 

I doubt they'd eat the flesh. I doubt they eat anything.

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The wee lassie that sings with Chvrches.

 

Can't post a pic unfortunately :(

 

EDIT - Lauren Mayberry is her name.

 

This one?!?!

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She looks about 12....  I don't know how old you are, to be fair :)  

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Christ you'd think Dawnrazor needed a psychiatrist.

 

Do they still do ink blot tests?

 

 

Tell me DR. What do you see.

 

 

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A platter of vomit disguised as a return to the good old days

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Accurate.

Puppets wouldn't wipe it's arse with That Was Just Your Life, it's ****ing awful stuff! I bloody hate them now for being so awesome then so very very bad. If they'd started as shite I wouldn't care but it's like they're raping my nan or something.

I put Ride the Lightning on the other day, ****ing brilliant, left me raging at the armani ***** by the end though.

 

Maybe this belongs in the Seethe thread...

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Puppets wouldn't wipe it's arse with That Was Just Your Life, it's ******* awful stuff! I bloody hate them now for being so awesome then so very very bad. If they'd started as shite I wouldn't care but it's like they're raping my nan or something.

I put Ride the Lightning on the other day, ******* brilliant, left me raging at the armani ***** by the end though.

 

Maybe this belongs in the Seethe thread...

I've never liked Metallica, I'd never call myself a Metallica fan. They have some good songs but if I ever met Lars Ulrich I'd insert his snare drum into his anus.

 

My wife walked down the aisle to Nothing else matters. I do like a fair few of their older songs.

 

I own a lot more Megadeth stuff though.

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I've never liked Metallica, I'd never call myself a Metallica fan. They have some good songs but if I ever met Lars Ulrich I'd insert his snare drum into his anus.

 

My wife walked down the aisle to Nothing else matters. I do like a fair few of their older songs.

 

I own a lot more Megadeth stuff though.

I don't blame you for not accompanying her tbh

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You would probably 'dunt' the barber's floor after getting yer hair cut :lol:

  

Wouldn't matter. A jar of raw liver and a hairy glove would be an alternative.... not in the barber shop mind you.....

Honestly?

 

You typed 'raw liver' and 'hairy glove'?

 

Ffs

 

:lol:

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I don't blame you for not accompanying her tbh

Well we wanted something else but it was a family only affair and we didn't want to scare the village elders.

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Christ you'd think Dawnrazor needed a psychiatrist.

Do they still do ink blot tests?

Tell me DR. What do you see. 51kMuW5TfmL._SX361_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

That's too good Bauld.

 

The pints are definitely on me :thumb:

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