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Been thinking this for a while, so asides from the post in the "Clairevoyants" thread about Mansfield Town cancelling a psychic appearing in their club lounge ( :rofl: ), what are some of the best and most tinpot things you've seen in football?

 

The "Wealdstone Raider" getting a guard of honour has to be up there, and his very being.

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chester copperpot

Most SPFL clubs (and I include Hibs in that) try to run their clubs professionally and above board.

 

The people running our game are so scared of change as it will show them up to be complete ****ing imbecilles that I would class our administrators as a total tinpot outfit.

 

Most teams get it wrong (including us) however most clubs have the best of intentions. The running of our game is so embarrasingly leant towards selling OF games is totally tinpot IMO

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Brogan's tour of New Douglas Park.

 

Also not sure if this counts as tinpot but Chelsea having to give Utd's reserves a guard of honour was quite funny.

 

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Son Of Anarchy

Most SPFL clubs (and I include Hibs in that) try to run their clubs professionally and above board.

 

The people running our game are so scared of change as it will show them up to be complete ******* imbecilles that I would class our administrators as a total tinpot outfit.

 

Most teams get it wrong (including us) however most clubs have the best of intentions. The running of our game is so embarrasingly leant towards selling OF games is totally tinpot IMO

Couldn't agree more. Tinpot butt licking suits.

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A recent one... opening game last season and one of the BT sports crew dropped a box of pies by the touch line to the delight of the swirling seagulls

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Seeing Oshinawa throw the ball out of play from a throw in without anyone touching it at pittodrie last season

How the hell did he manage that :lol: ?

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Cheap, shite stadium designs - St Mirren Park, Tony Macaroni, Caledonian Stadium etc.

 

Football grounds should be built to create atmosphere. Amazing that so many architects seem to get it wrong.

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How the hell did he manage that :lol: ?

Did you not see it?? The commentators didn't make much of it. I spent 5 minutes rewinding and playing it trying to work out how he managed it!!

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Cheap, shite stadium designs - St Mirren Park, Tony Macaroni, Caledonian Stadium etc.

 

Football grounds should be built to create atmosphere. Amazing that so many architects seem to get it wrong.

The hearts end at St. Mirren Park was rocking that night we beat them 2-0 in the cup in 2012.

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August Landmesser

All-seater stadia where the seats aren't in the club colours because it was obviously cheaper to get the red & yellow ones or whatever.

 

McDiarmid Park is especially guilty of this. Particularly because most of the seats are visible during a game. If I was a Saints fan, that would do my nut in at every home game

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All roads lead to Gorgie

A team winning a trophy and their fans going onto the pitch to fight with players and fans of the opposition.

 

The governing body of the country involved in the above failing to punish the club for the disturbances .

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Did Steve Kirk not score a penalty against john martin one time and run up to him calling him a scab??

Nice one .. like that

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Malinga the Swinga

Ian Murray having 1973 cut into his hair and then having to watch as his team conceded twice in injury time during the 4-4 New Years match. In fact, anything Ian Murray has ever done in a Hibs team.

 

Hibs having a league cup trophy parade organised after they were going to beat us at Easter Road. One Zal goal later and one Hearts sit in later, the parade fell apart.

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All the Sevco grand plans of delusion immediately after Rangers died were fairly tin pot (a link up with Dallas Cowboys etc - they all believed that sh'te :rofl:).

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Watching Ian St John scoring whilst his boot flew off in another direction,it was his 5th goal,he later scored another in a 9-2 win v Flamengo of Brazil in a 9-2 win at Fir Park.

Btw,the Ancell Babes could play football that was totally incredible back then.

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Ian Murray having 1973 cut into his hair and then having to watch as his team conceded twice in injury time during the 4-4 New Years match. In fact, anything Ian Murray has ever done in a Hibs team.

Hibs having a league cup trophy parade organised after they were going to beat us at Easter Road. One Zal goal later and one Hearts sit in later, the parade fell apart.

That fat toss pot Williamson actually gave him the ok to go out on the pitch with that in his hair. Ersehole

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Samuel Camazzola

Zibi save Darren Mackie's penalty. Turns to the crows to celebrate only for Mackie to slot home the rebound.

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Messily writing 'Only God Can Judge Me' on a T-Shirt with the tactics board marker.

:D

Only to discover later on that, in fact, the Sheriff Court could also judge him.

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Fitzroy Pointon

A VHS dedicated to the night you were knocked out of the UEFA cup.

 

Your towns pies being as famous as your towns football club.

 

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Fitzroy Pointon

All-seater stadia where the seats aren't in the club colours because it was obviously cheaper to get the red & yellow ones or whatever.

 

McDiarmid Park is especially guilty of this. Particularly because most of the seats are visible during a game. If I was a Saints fan, that would do my nut in at every home game

Remember Ibrox being like that. Used to have the colour of the seats you were in printed in your ticket. Remember being in the brown section a few times when we got the whole of the lower deck.

 

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Bazzas right boot

Tin pot- giving away 3 stands to the away team

 

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Playing each other 4 times

A split that means all teams haven't played the same fixtures in a "league" set up.

Allowing players and managers to brand fellow pros cheats and nothing happens.

 

Having 2 teams winning the league for the best part 50 years, and one the last 15.

 

Overseeing a steady decline at club and national level and doing nothing.

 

10k and 6k seater stadium rules, forcing one team to play at another with some crowds less than 1k in the top flight.

 

The reverse of the above rule meaning a team never got relegated and one not promoted.

 

Making fans s travel the breadth of the country at a time when there are no trains.

 

Hampden.

 

Allowing a liquidated team to continue.

 

 

On short, Scottish football is so tin pot, we deserve so much better.

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Tin pot- giving away 3 stands to the away team

11-1 voting system

Playing each other 4 times

A split that means all teams haven't played the same fixtures in a "league" set up.

Allowing players and managers to brand fellow pros cheats and nothing happens.

Having 2 teams winning the league for the best part 50 years, and one the last 15.

Overseeing a steady decline at club and national level and doing nothing.

10k and 6k seater stadium rules, forcing one team to play at another with some crowds less than 1k in the top flight.

The reverse of the above rule meaning a team never got relegated and one not promoted.

Making fans s travel the breadth of the country at a time when there are no trains.

Hampden.

Allowing a liquidated team to continue.

On short, Scottish football is so tin pot, we deserve so much better.

Bizarre that you pay handsomely to be involved with something you have such little regard for.

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August Landmesser

Tin pot- giving away 3 stands to the away team

 

11-1 voting system

Playing each other 4 times

A split that means all teams haven't played the same fixtures in a "league" set up.

Allowing players and managers to brand fellow pros cheats and nothing happens.

 

Having 2 teams winning the league for the best part 50 years, and one the last 15.

 

Overseeing a steady decline at club and national level and doing nothing.

 

10k and 6k seater stadium rules, forcing one team to play at another with some crowds less than 1k in the top flight.

 

The reverse of the above rule meaning a team never got relegated and one not promoted.

 

Making fans s travel the breadth of the country at a time when there are no trains.

 

Hampden.

 

Allowing a liquidated team to continue.

 

 

On short, Scottish football is so tin pot, we deserve so much better.

Everything. This.
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Bazzas right boot

Bizarre that you pay handsomely to be involved with something you have such little regard for.

Stopped going to Scotland games , will continue with Hearts.

 

Might be tin pot, but it's our tin pot and it's all we have

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