colinmaroon Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 What would happen if Mad Vlad took the advice of Kickbackers??? Vladimir Romanov has announced that, after a 'spiritual' experience, and in his new persona as a born again football club owner, he has resolved to toe the JKB party line and give the fans what they want!!! This has, first, drastically changed his player recruitment policy! In response to the rejection of Roland Linz, because he's a "diver" and that's "not the kind of player we want at Tynecastle" - the following players are forever removed from the prospective list of recruits: Ronaldo Robben Ronaldhino Ribery Rakitic Ribeiro Ramos Rosenberg and that's just the R's!!! Ruud van Nistelroy was quoted last night as saying, when I was impeded going round Buffon, I was tempted to dive but I knew that might kill any chance of a move to Hearts and so I tried to stay on my feet. My only concern is that, in the heat of the game, later, I did fling myself, and maybe I've blown the opportunity of a lifetime. Romanov confirmed that as the case shortly after the end of the game!!! Also, there will be no pre-season games at Tynecastle ever again!!! Barcelona were too good, and Hull City are not good enough - and as every other team can be sorted into either one of these categories, the whole concept has been scrapped!!! We wait to hear how the shrewd advice of JKB punters may effect other decisions, particularly regarding a manager. Taking the advice that any experienced manager would be better than the likes of Frail or Korbochka or Uncle Tom Cobbly, the short list is now down to a manager from Rickett and Coleman, and a manager from British Home Stores!!! ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 What would happen if Mad Vlad took the advice of Kickbackers??? Vladimir Romanov has announced that, after a 'spiritual' experience, and in his new persona as a born again football club owner, he has resolved to toe the JKB party line and give the fans what they want!!! This has, first, drastically changed his player recruitment policy! In response to the rejection of Roland Linz, because he's a "diver" and that's "not the kind of player we want at Tynecastle" - the following players are forever removed from the prospective list of recruits: Ronaldo Robben Ronaldhino Ribery Rakitic Ribeiro Ramos Rosenberg and that's just the R's!!! Ruud van Nistelroy was quoted last night as saying, when I was impeded going round Buffon, I was tempted to dive but I knew that might kill any chance of a move to Hearts and so I tried to stay on my feet. My only concern is that, in the heat of the game, later, I did fling myself, and maybe I've blown the opportunity of a lifetime. Romanov confirmed that as the case shortly after the end of the game!!! Also, there will be no pre-season games at Tynecastle ever again!!! Barcelona were too good, and Hull City are not good enough - and as every other team can be sorted into either one of these categories, the whole concept has been scrapped!!! We wait to hear how the shrewd advice of JKB punters may effect other decisions, particularly regarding a manager. Taking the advice that any experienced manager would be better than the likes of Frail or Korbochka or Uncle Tom Cobbly, the short list is now down to a manager from Rickett and Coleman, and a manager from British Home Stores!!! ................. The hilarity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr. Bapswent Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 ...after a 'spiritual' experience... To use colinmaroonspeak... He must have read your signature!!! He now belongs to Jesus!!! Sing Hosannah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 To use colinmaroonspeak... He must have read your signature!!! He now belongs to Jesus!!! Sing Hosannah. Speaking of signatures ( forgive me if you have explained elsewhere) but what is yours all about!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Baps, wtf is with that dog?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Baps, wtf is with that dog?! Looks like it's had a shmoke and a pancake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Baps, wtf is with that dog?! Its the most accurate way of describing the feeling you get when you read some of the posts at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigaro Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Its the most accurate way of describing the feeling you get when you read some of the posts at the moment. I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Its the most accurate way of describing the feeling you get when you read some of the posts at the moment. Or as Sam Malone ( Cheers, 1986) would say on reading this stuff.... "I would rather watch old people eat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 Its the most accurate way of describing the feeling you get when you read some of the posts at the moment. It's quite spooky, y'know!!! Your dug and my post have the same motivating factor!!! .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Religious zealots are the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 Religious zealots are the worst. Nibble! Nibble! Maybe aye! Maybe naw! Naw! ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Nibble! Nibble! Maybe aye! Maybe naw! Naw! ............ I'm glad that you're down to one exclamation mark per sentence. We'll have you using full stops in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imeantasong Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 I'm glad that you're down to one exclamation mark per sentence. We'll have you using full stops in no time. Amen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmaroon Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 I'm glad that you're down to one exclamation mark per sentence. We'll have you using full stops in no time. You think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????? ..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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