Morgan Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 I've just opened the second bottle of pinotage of the evening in celebration!!! 'mon the J'ts!!!!..........I feel an oot side pish with the dug coming on!! Sitting here on my balcony drinking beer I sort of, sort of, envy you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Sitting here on my balcony drinking beer I sort of, sort of, envy you. for feck sake Morgan don't be pishin over the balcony in a fit of jeoulsly man, remember you're a Jambo, we've got ****in class man!!! Hold it in 'till the morn and let it go when you're having a shit in a field, ffs!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 for feck sake Morgan don't be pishin over the balcony in a fit of jeoulsly man, remember you're a Jambo, we've got ****** class man!!! Hold it in 'till the morn and let it go when you're having a shit in a field, ffs!!! Have a good night mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Love it here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Love it here. Looks great! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan Jarman Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Looks like the kind of image you get outside a church with GODISGOOD. LOOKWHATGODGAVEUS stuck on it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irufushi Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Looks like the kind of image you get outside a church with GODISGOOD. LOOKWHATGODGAVEUS stuck on it. Does a bit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Looks like the kind of image you get outside a church with GODISGOOD. LOOKWHATGODGAVEUS stuck on it. It certainly does! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolf's Mate Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Love it here. Be honest, did you take that? Bloody impressive if you did! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lancashire_Lou Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Be honest, did you take that? Bloody impressive if you did! Took it with my phone! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolf's Mate Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Took it with my phone! Looks incredible on my iPhone! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolf's Mate Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 My mobile phone provider didn't take my direct debit and sent me a snotty text saying to pay up or services would be suspended. I sent a snotty email saying they hadn't attempted to take payment and received an apology saying they'd waive this months bill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Took it with my phone! Good one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
luckyBatistuta Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Good one! Yes it is, iPhone I think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Governor Tarkin Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 We'll be alongside and fast in Malta by around 0700 UTC. Yay! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smithee Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 4th day in a row I've been able to play drums Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King prawn Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Deleted Facebook No more scrolling through utter nonsense posted by roasters. Well, I suppose I've still got this place for that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolf's Mate Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 The Intimissimi Italian lingerie adverts are back on my Tapatalk app Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pennywise Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 China Red the night then pictures after. Kids punted to the granny's. It's the little things in life. Sent from my VF-895N using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smithee Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 I love being Scottish, even the day after a demoralising defeat. They can beat us, they'll never defeat us!* *artistic license applied for Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superjack Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Getting the runs instead of constipation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonesy Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 I've just discovered Grand Marnier espressos. Wow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaps Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 China Red the night then pictures after. Kids punted to the granny's. It's the little things in life. Sent from my VF-895N using Tapatalk After the pictures..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pennywise Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 After the pictures..... That's right! Taxi home to an early night & no kids waking me up in the morning! Hopefully get a solid 8 hours sleep. Can't wait. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 My boy got his Brown belt at Jujutsu today and Davie Bingham is the new Whitehill Welfare manager. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolf's Mate Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Put a can of coke in the freezer and forgot about it. Mrs was in the fridge when it exploded Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArcticJambo Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 You sound like one sick mutherfukker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superjack Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Honey G winning the x factor sing off tonight. She makes everyone else seethe. She is that shite she shows the x factor for what it is, major shite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey1874 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Andy Murray of course Great following his career - a very good story Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fabienleclerq Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Drive into to edinburgh from Fife, zero right hand lane hoggers and every green light stayed on all the way to the corn exchange! I was looking out for falling trees or asteroids by the time I passed pic world! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Drive into to edinburgh from Fife... That would be enough for this thread!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pennywise Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Taking the kids up to the light show in George St tonight. It's the most so wonderful time of the year! Sent from my VF-895N using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
superjack Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 That would be enough for this thread!!!Surely the fact he is in Fife means he should be on the seethe thread? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 (edited) Porn lookalikes. My mate sent me a link to a porn actress that is the spit of Alex Jones off the One Show and another for one that looks like Natalie Sawyer from Sky Sports. Edited November 21, 2016 by Dawnrazor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peter_hmfc Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Porn lookalikes. My mate sent me a link to a porn actress that is the spit of Alex Jones off the One Show and another for one that looks like Natalie Sawyer from Sky Sports. Let me be the first to start the cavalcade of repetitive four word posts by saying. I'll take a PM . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
@VladMagic Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Gave a bursd friend of mine some money to finish off some house alterations. Womens touch as you do!! Delighted with my new additions including some rather tasteful and well grown pot plants. Decided from day one to keep em well watered as, being a bloke, I find these sort of tasks menial and boring but not wanting to find dead plants in a few weeks. Watered them AGAIN today and the water over flowed the pot? Turns out they're plastic!!! Saves me a job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Let me be the first to start the cavalcade of repetitive four word posts by saying. I'll take a PM . Can't seem to send you pm??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chester copperpot Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Can't seem to send you pm??? Guess what. This perv is all over the receiving of said PM. Get it sent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Guess what. This perv is all over the receiving of said PM. Get it sent Let me know if you get the Pm, not much cope at this massaging thing, I'm on a mobile, will that make a diffirence? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Let me know if you get the Pm, not much cope at this massaging thing, I'm on a mobile, will that make a diffirence? i hope you're not massaging chester, just because his initials are cc doesn't gove you the green light Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chester copperpot Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 i hope you're not massaging chester, just because his initials are cc doesn't gove you the green light Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 (edited) i hope you're not massaging chester, just because his initials are cc doesn't gove you the green light Massaging and gove Don't think Milky has been on the milk. Edited November 21, 2016 by Morgan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 i hope you're not massaging chester, just because his initials are cc doesn't gove you the green light and Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 (edited) i hope you're not massaging chester, just because his initials are cc doesn't gove you the green light Eh.....what? Edited November 21, 2016 by Dawnrazor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Eh.....what? It's like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I think he might fancy you chester!!! Warning me off!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I think he might fancy you chester!!! Warning me off!!! He's mine, he's mine.. Keep your dirty hands and thoughts off him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawnrazor Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 He's mine, he's mine.. Keep your dirty hands and thoughts off him You can have him.......I'm still holding out for Bonnie Langford..............or the Alex Jones porn lookalike who despite Chesters protestations IS a double of her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 You can have him.......I'm still holding out for Bonnie Langford..............or the Alex Jones porn lookalike who despite Chesters protestations IS a double of her Not Bonnie again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peter_hmfc Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Can't seem to send you pm??? My inbox was full, sorry, should work now though . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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