Helzibob Posted April 7 34 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: I hope he was still alive when the lions moved in Someone commented that the elephants didn’t trample on him. They tenderised him for the lions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3fingersreid Posted April 7 46 minutes ago, Helzibob said: Someone commented that the elephants didn’t trample on him. They tenderised him for the lions. ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lemongrab Posted April 7 1 hour ago, Helzibob said: Someone commented that the elephants didn’t trample on him. They tenderised him for the lions. Was he found after the lions dumped his body? ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superjack Posted April 7 Made s large pan of mince and dumplings to do the next couple of nights. My tea tonight earned my house some Michelin stars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luckyBatistuta Posted April 7 22 hours ago, 3fingersreid said: NATURAL JUSTICE Rhino poacher trampled to death by elephants then eaten by lions at Kruger National Park in South Africa A game reserve owner says it sends a powerful message to poachers excellent , more like his please Great bit of news...yay 10 hours ago, 3fingersreid said: I hope he was still alive when the lions moved in ‘Here’s hoping bud 9 hours ago, Helzibob said: Someone commented that the elephants didn’t trample on him. They tenderised him for the lions. Brilliant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted April 16 Almost 3 months after passing my test, I finally own my first car ? Hope I managed to piss one of you off today Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helzibob Posted April 16 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: Almost 3 months after passing my test, I finally own my first car ? Hope I managed to piss one of you off today Well done. Having that freedom is something else. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted April 16 4 minutes ago, Helzibob said: Well done. Having that freedom is something else. It's brilliant. Out with Mrs tjambo and the wee man today. It was great not having to **** around waiting for buses and such. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superjack Posted April 16 10 minutes ago, iantjambo said: It's brilliant. Out with Mrs tjambo and the wee man today. It was great not having to **** around waiting for buses and such. I passed my test when I was 17, which was slightly more than a year or 2 ago. I couldn't imagine not being able to drive, luckily I enjoy it. Some decent tunes and decent weather, you just can't beat a spin on the open roads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted April 17 7 hours ago, superjack said: I passed my test when I was 17, which was slightly more than a year or 2 ago. I couldn't imagine not being able to drive, luckily I enjoy it. Some decent tunes and decent weather, you just can't beat a spin on the open roads. Only one day in and I’m wondering how I managed without it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salad Fingers Posted April 17 6 hours ago, iantjambo said: Only one day in and I’m wondering how I managed without it. Doing my lessons just now and I cannot wait for the day I am driving my own car on the roads. The commute to work is really getting on my nerves these days. A 2hr journey could be done in 25mins when/if I pass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helzibob Posted April 17 Found out yesterday I’m being treated to hospitality for the Killie game. Yay indeed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superjack Posted April 30 Got my ticket for the cup final today, I'm struggling to find a bigger "yay". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
milky_26 Posted April 30 44 minutes ago, superjack said: Got my ticket for the cup final today, I'm struggling to find a bigger "yay". just wait until final whistle on 25th may Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superjack Posted April 30 1 hour ago, milky_26 said: just wait until final whistle on 25th may Good point. What I meant is I can't think of a bigger CURRENT yay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tian447 Posted May 19 These things: Absolutely amazing. It's basically a sausage base, covered like a pizza. Healthy? No. Tasty? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted May 20 (edited) Despite recent grunts from the mother-in-law it seems it's a step too far just now for her to roll down here with the dippy one. Yay! That sadly means I'm being dragged to theirs for a few days...now where's the seethe thread went? Edited May 20 by IronJambo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted May 20 19 hours ago, tian447 said: These things: Absolutely amazing. It's basically a sausage base, covered like a pizza. Healthy? No. Tasty? My mate that works in their head office was telling me about this yesterday. Said it was an offering with those in mind that can't do bread. I need a shot of one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted May 20 51 minutes ago, IronJambo said: Despite recent grunts from the mother-in-law it seems it's a step too far just now for her to roll down here with the dippy one. Yay! That sadly means I'm being dragged to theirs for a few days...now where's the seethe thread went? And that folks, is how you send a message board into the depths of despair to the height of ecstasy, in one simple post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjcc Posted May 20 20 hours ago, tian447 said: These things: Absolutely amazing. It's basically a sausage base, covered like a pizza. Healthy? No. Tasty? Excuse me, but why the **** has this heavenly creation not been given a thread of its own? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tian447 Posted May 20 3 minutes ago, gjcc said: Excuse me, but why the **** has this heavenly creation not been given a thread of its own? Agreed. Its absolutely majestic Do you want to do the honours? You have my full support! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helzibob Posted June 29 I went clay pigeon shooting today with a group of friends. Thought I’d be lucky to hit one and managed to get about half. Yay! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonnothejambo Posted June 29 On 19/05/2019 at 20:30, tian447 said: These things: Absolutely amazing. It's basically a sausage base, covered like a pizza. Healthy? No. Tasty? That's a feckin heart attack on a plate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbert Posted June 29 Just about to finish work then away to Thailand ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lemongrab Posted June 30 On 19/05/2019 at 20:30, tian447 said: These things: Absolutely amazing. It's basically a sausage base, covered like a pizza. Healthy? No. Tasty? That's just crying out to be served on a flatbread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted June 30 18 minutes ago, Lemongrab said: That's just crying out to be served on a flatbread. I think m&s have missed their intended market with this one. This is supposed to be an offering for the gluten free mob without having to use a crappy gluten free dough for the base. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sooperstar Posted July 8 Finally fly out to Italy for my wedding in 3 hours. 2 years after booking it. Ciao. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harry Potter Posted July 8 3 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Finally fly out to Italy for my wedding in 3 hours. 2 years after booking it. Ciao. Enjoy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iantjambo Posted July 8 4 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Finally fly out to Italy for my wedding in 3 hours. 2 years after booking it. Ciao. Enjoy and congratulations to you and the new Mrs Sooperstar ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boris Posted July 8 8 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Finally fly out to Italy for my wedding in 3 hours. 2 years after booking it. Ciao. Good luck Geezer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Locky Posted July 8 9 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Finally fly out to Italy for my wedding in 3 hours. 2 years after booking it. Ciao. All the best Sooperstar. I fly out to Greece next Tuesday for a wedding. Thankfully, I'm just observing, and I found out at the weekend it's a free bar too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sooperstar Posted July 8 4 hours ago, Boris said: Good luck Geezer! Grazie. 3 hours ago, Locky said: All the best Sooperstar. I fly out to Greece next Tuesday for a wedding. Thankfully, I'm just observing, and I found out at the weekend it's a free bar too. Sounds good. No such luxuries for my guests unfortunately. They're far too thirsty for that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Locky Posted July 8 2 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Grazie. Sounds good. No such luxuries for my guests unfortunately. They're far too thirsty for that! I don't think these Greeks are gonna know whats hit them when a first Scot turns up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted August 6 (edited) I got up at 11 today and the in-laws were gone. Got home from an easy day at work and they're still gone, apparently safely home in the shittest part of Cumbria. The only trace of them being dirty dishes that the rhino made a bad job of cleaning and THE big jug hiding in a drawer in the spare room. I'm watching TV that wasn't filmed pre 1965 because I can. I'm having a glass or 6 of wine and I might even have a wank on the sofa just because I can. What a fantastic day. And even if I can't erase images of the Rhino looking like wee (or fat?) Willy winky in her nightdress I still have the comedy of the father in-law trying to eat bare spaghetti before I'd even put the bolognese on his plate. That, along with him trying to eat a pizza slice will never leave me 🤣 Edited August 6 by IronJambo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted August 6 I had to search 6 pages for this thread. Ffs kickback, can we no be a bit happier? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Governor Tarkin Posted August 6 (edited) 39 minutes ago, IronJambo said: I had to search 6 pages for this thread. Ffs kickback, can we no be a bit happier? I know. Shower of miserable *******s. I must admit, your in-law themed tales of woe lend me brief respite from the tribulations of the daily grind. I get off the boat two weeks tomorrow though. Yay! Edited August 6 by Governor Tarkin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronJambo Posted August 7 42 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said: I know. Shower of miserable *******s. I must admit, your in-law themed tales of woe lend me brief respite from the tribulations of the daily grind. I get off the boat two weeks tomorrow though. Yay! The boat? Sounds horrible! Salty water, wind.....I bet you're counting the days! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Governor Tarkin Posted August 7 19 minutes ago, IronJambo said: The boat? Sounds horrible! Salty water, wind.....I bet you're counting the days! It's actually pretty awesome to be fair. I've been on some rusty tubs, but this one is some piece of engineering. Can't wait to get home to my wee boy though. He's cut four teeth since I've been away and can now drag himself up to his feet. Thank **** for satellite internet, wifi, and whatsapp. Yay! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo414 Posted August 7 After being let go from my job, which caused quite a deep bout of depression, added to by multiple knockbacks and having to go on universal credit, I'm finally working again after just over a month or so Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Governor Tarkin Posted August 7 2 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: After being let go from my job, which caused quite a deep bout of depression, added to by multiple knockbacks and having to go on universal credit, I'm finally working again after just over a month or so A month or so isn't a bad turnaround, mate. Well done. 👍 Keep your chin up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonesy Posted August 7 My last day as a teacher trainer! Thank ****. Have hated almost every minute of the past three years doing this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morgan Posted August 7 On 07/04/2019 at 11:48, Helzibob said: Someone commented that the elephants didn’t trample on him. They tenderised him for the lions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo414 Posted August 7 5 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said: A month or so isn't a bad turnaround, mate. Well done. 👍 Keep your chin up. Cheers mate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lemongrab Posted September 11 I spent a couple of most enjoyable hours this morning.😁 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redjambo Posted September 11 8 hours ago, Lemongrab said: I spent a couple of most enjoyable hours this morning.😁 Like the flag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Der Kaiser Posted September 11 12 hours ago, Lemongrab said: I spent a couple of most enjoyable hours this morning.😁 That looks a lot like something I won on here....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
