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Helzibob
34 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said:

I hope he was still alive when the lions moved in 

 

Someone commented that the elephants didn’t trample on him. They tenderised him for the lions.  

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3fingersreid
46 minutes ago, Helzibob said:

 

Someone commented that the elephants didn’t trample on him. They tenderised him for the lions.  

??

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Lemongrab
1 hour ago, Helzibob said:

 

Someone commented that the elephants didn’t trample on him. They tenderised him for the lions.  

:rofl:

 

Was he found after the lions dumped his body? ?

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superjack

Made s large pan of mince and dumplings to do the next couple of nights. My tea tonight earned my house some Michelin stars. 

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luckyBatistuta
22 hours ago, 3fingersreid said:

NATURAL JUSTICE 

Rhino poacher trampled to death by elephants then eaten by lions at Kruger National Park in South Africa

A game reserve owner says it sends a powerful message to poachers

 

 

 

excellent , more like his please 

 

Great bit of news...yay

 

10 hours ago, 3fingersreid said:

I hope he was still alive when the lions moved in 

 

‘Here’s hoping bud

 

9 hours ago, Helzibob said:

 

Someone commented that the elephants didn’t trample on him. They tenderised him for the lions.  

 

Brilliant :rofl:

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iantjambo

Almost 3 months after passing my test, I finally own my first car ? 

 

Hope I managed to piss one of you off today :D

 

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Helzibob
1 hour ago, iantjambo said:

Almost 3 months after passing my test, I finally own my first car ? 

 

Hope I managed to piss one of you off today :D

 

 

Well done. Having that freedom is something else. 

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iantjambo
4 minutes ago, Helzibob said:

 

Well done. Having that freedom is something else. 

 

It's brilliant.

 

Out with Mrs tjambo and the wee man today. It was great not having to **** around waiting for buses and such.

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superjack
10 minutes ago, iantjambo said:

 

It's brilliant.

 

Out with Mrs tjambo and the wee man today. It was great not having to **** around waiting for buses and such.

I passed my test when I was 17, which was slightly more than a year or 2 ago. I couldn't imagine not being able to drive, luckily I enjoy it. Some decent tunes and decent weather, you just can't beat a spin on the open roads.

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iantjambo
7 hours ago, superjack said:

I passed my test when I was 17, which was slightly more than a year or 2 ago. I couldn't imagine not being able to drive, luckily I enjoy it. Some decent tunes and decent weather, you just can't beat a spin on the open roads.

 

Only one day in and I’m wondering how I managed without it.

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Salad Fingers
6 hours ago, iantjambo said:

 

Only one day in and I’m wondering how I managed without it.

 

Doing my lessons just now and I cannot wait for the day I am driving my own car on the roads.  The commute to work is really getting on my nerves these days.  A 2hr journey could be done in 25mins when/if I pass.

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Helzibob

Found out yesterday I’m being treated to hospitality for the Killie game. Yay indeed! 

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superjack

Got my ticket for the cup final today, I'm struggling to find a bigger "yay".

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milky_26
44 minutes ago, superjack said:

Got my ticket for the cup final today, I'm struggling to find a bigger "yay".

just wait until final whistle on 25th may

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superjack
1 hour ago, milky_26 said:

just wait until final whistle on 25th may

Good point. What I meant is I can't think of a bigger CURRENT yay.

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tian447

These things:

58423726_269893650450304_515888532539691

 

Absolutely amazing.  It's basically a sausage base, covered like a pizza.

 

Healthy?  No.

 

Tasty?  :yas: 

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IronJambo
Posted (edited)

Despite recent grunts from the mother-in-law it seems it's a step too far just now for her to roll down here with the dippy one. Yay!

 

That sadly means I'm being dragged to theirs for a few days...now where's the seethe thread went?

Edited by IronJambo

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IronJambo
19 hours ago, tian447 said:

These things:

58423726_269893650450304_515888532539691

 

Absolutely amazing.  It's basically a sausage base, covered like a pizza.

 

Healthy?  No.

 

Tasty?  :yas: 

My mate that works in their head office was telling me about this yesterday. Said it was an offering with those in mind that can't do bread. I need a shot of one!

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iantjambo
51 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

Despite recent grunts from the mother-in-law it seems it's a step too far just now for her to roll down here with the dippy one. Yay!

 

That sadly means I'm being dragged to theirs for a few days...now where's the seethe thread went?

 

And that folks, is how you send a message board into the depths of despair to the height of ecstasy, in one simple post.

 

:D

 

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gjcc
20 hours ago, tian447 said:

These things:

58423726_269893650450304_515888532539691

 

Absolutely amazing.  It's basically a sausage base, covered like a pizza.

 

Healthy?  No.

 

Tasty?  :yas: 

 

Excuse me, but why the **** has this heavenly creation not been given a thread of its own?

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tian447
3 minutes ago, gjcc said:

 

Excuse me, but why the **** has this heavenly creation not been given a thread of its own?

 

Agreed. Its absolutely majestic :wub:

 

Do you want to do the honours? You have my full support! :lol:

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Helzibob

I went clay pigeon shooting today with a group of friends. Thought I’d be lucky to hit one and managed to get about half. Yay! 

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jonnothejambo
On 19/05/2019 at 20:30, tian447 said:

These things:

58423726_269893650450304_515888532539691

 

Absolutely amazing.  It's basically a sausage base, covered like a pizza.

 

Healthy?  No.

 

Tasty?  :yas: 

 

That's a feckin heart attack on a plate.

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Herbert

Just about to finish work then away to Thailand ? 

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Lemongrab
On 19/05/2019 at 20:30, tian447 said:

These things:

58423726_269893650450304_515888532539691

 

Absolutely amazing.  It's basically a sausage base, covered like a pizza.

 

Healthy?  No.

 

Tasty?  :yas: 

That's just crying out to be served on a flatbread.

:greggy:

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IronJambo
18 minutes ago, Lemongrab said:

That's just crying out to be served on a flatbread.

:greggy:

I think m&s have missed their intended market with this one. This is supposed to be an offering for the gluten free mob without having to use a crappy gluten free dough for the base.

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Sooperstar

Finally fly out to Italy for my wedding in 3 hours. 2 years after booking it. Ciao.

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Harry Potter
3 hours ago, Sooperstar said:

Finally fly out to Italy for my wedding in 3 hours. 2 years after booking it. Ciao.

Enjoy.

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iantjambo
4 hours ago, Sooperstar said:

Finally fly out to Italy for my wedding in 3 hours. 2 years after booking it. Ciao.

 

Enjoy and congratulations to you and the new Mrs Sooperstar ?

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Sooperstar

Cheers guys.

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Boris
8 hours ago, Sooperstar said:

Finally fly out to Italy for my wedding in 3 hours. 2 years after booking it. Ciao.

 

Good luck Geezer!

 

Image result for italian job lorna charlie

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Locky
9 hours ago, Sooperstar said:

Finally fly out to Italy for my wedding in 3 hours. 2 years after booking it. Ciao.

All the best Sooperstar. I fly out to Greece next Tuesday for a wedding.

 

Thankfully, I'm just observing, and I found out at the weekend it's a free bar too. :yas: 

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Sooperstar
4 hours ago, Boris said:

 

Good luck Geezer!

 

Image result for italian job lorna charlie

 

Grazie.

 

3 hours ago, Locky said:

All the best Sooperstar. I fly out to Greece next Tuesday for a wedding.

 

Thankfully, I'm just observing, and I found out at the weekend it's a free bar too. :yas: 

Sounds good. No such luxuries for my guests unfortunately. They're far too thirsty for that!

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Locky
2 minutes ago, Sooperstar said:

 

Grazie.

 

Sounds good. No such luxuries for my guests unfortunately. They're far too thirsty for that!

I don't think these Greeks are gonna know whats hit them when a first Scot turns up. :D 

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IronJambo
Posted (edited)

I got up at 11 today and the in-laws were gone. Got home from an easy day at work and they're still gone, apparently safely home in the shittest part of Cumbria. The only trace of them being dirty dishes that the rhino made a bad job of cleaning and THE big jug hiding in a drawer in the spare room. 

I'm watching TV that wasn't filmed pre 1965 because I can. I'm having a glass or 6 of wine and I might even have a wank on the sofa just because I can. 

 

What a fantastic day. And even if I can't erase images of the Rhino looking like wee (or fat?) Willy winky in her nightdress I still have the comedy of the father in-law trying to eat bare spaghetti before I'd even put the bolognese on his plate. That, along with him trying to eat a pizza slice will never leave me 🤣

Edited by IronJambo

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IronJambo

I had to search 6 pages for this thread. Ffs kickback, can we no be a bit happier?

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Governor Tarkin
Posted (edited)
39 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

I had to search 6 pages for this thread. Ffs kickback, can we no be a bit happier?

 

I know. Shower of miserable *******s.

 

I must admit, your in-law themed tales of woe lend me brief respite from the tribulations of the daily grind.

 

I get off the boat two weeks tomorrow though. Yay!

 

 

Edited by Governor Tarkin

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IronJambo
42 minutes ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

I know. Shower of miserable *******s.

 

I must admit, your in-law themed tales of woe lend me brief respite from the tribulations of the daily grind.

 

I get off the boat two weeks tomorrow though. Yay!

 

 

The boat? Sounds horrible! Salty water, wind.....I bet you're counting the days!

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Governor Tarkin
19 minutes ago, IronJambo said:

The boat? Sounds horrible! Salty water, wind.....I bet you're counting the days!

 

It's actually pretty awesome to be fair.

I've been on some rusty tubs, but this one is some piece of engineering.

Can't wait to get home to my wee boy though. He's cut four teeth since I've been away and can now drag himself up to his feet.

 

Thank **** for satellite internet, wifi, and whatsapp. Yay!

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Thommo414

After being let go from my job, which caused quite a deep bout of depression, added to by multiple knockbacks and having to go on universal credit, I'm finally working again after just over a month or so

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Governor Tarkin
2 minutes ago, Thommo414 said:

After being let go from my job, which caused quite a deep bout of depression, added to by multiple knockbacks and having to go on universal credit, I'm finally working again after just over a month or so

 

A month or so isn't a bad turnaround, mate.

Well done. 👍

Keep your chin up.

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jonesy

My last day as a teacher trainer! Thank ****. Have hated almost every minute of the past three years doing this.

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Morgan
On 07/04/2019 at 11:48, Helzibob said:

 

Someone commented that the elephants didn’t trample on him. They tenderised him for the lions.  

:lol: 

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Thommo414
5 hours ago, Governor Tarkin said:

 

A month or so isn't a bad turnaround, mate.

Well done. 👍

Keep your chin up.

Cheers mate! 

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Lemongrab

I spent a couple of most enjoyable hours this morning.😁

 

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redjambo
8 hours ago, Lemongrab said:

I spent a couple of most enjoyable hours this morning.😁

 

20190911-103730.jpg

 

Like the flag. :D

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Der Kaiser
12 hours ago, Lemongrab said:

I spent a couple of most enjoyable hours this morning.😁

 

20190911-103730.jpg

 

That looks a lot like something I won on here.......

 

:verysmug:

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