:shitwine: Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Many a shite chant with Ian Durrant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah O Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Drop some mandy with Ulster Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh ah grantona Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 FFS get a life it's a song that sounds cool and fans have tried to work it so Hearts can sign it Would u rather the words were go for a curry with jimmy Murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Smoking the grass with big El Hass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudiHMFC Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Spitroast a fatty wae kev mchattie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 FFS get a life it's a song that sounds cool and fans have tried to work it so Hearts can sign it Would u rather the words were go for a curry with jimmy Murray In fairness it would probably be more relevant and respectful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Spitroast a fatty wae kev mchattie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Post like a dick with Geoff Kilpatrick...?!? Chortle. Geoff defending his beloved Man u fans whilst slagging off Hearts fans. Well well well, quelle surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungry hippo Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 FFS get a life it's a song that sounds cool and fans have tried to work it so Hearts can sign it Would u rather the words were go for a curry with jimmy Murray Or go to the zoo with Fashanu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Searching for p***y, with Gilles Rousset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Enjoy some fudge with Ann Budge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubyruby Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Singing to miley with gavin o`reilly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Picking up chicks with Graham Rix. Maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Enjoy some fudge with Ann Budge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamtartan74 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Out on the sauce with Jack Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I'll play! Enjoy an acid tab with Scott Crabbe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WASTREL Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I'd rather they sang something that made sense. How would you be consuming cocaine if you were already dead? Geoff it doesn't have to make sense .... I defy anyone to tie a scarf around a funnel .... but we all sing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WASTREL Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Out on the sauce with Jack Ross For us cider lovers "Sharing a 'Bow with Osman Sow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudiHMFC Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Geoff it doesn't have to make sense .... I defy anyone to tie a scarf around a funnel .... but we all sing it. That's where i disagree, all songs should at least make some sort of sense, very cringey effort and should never be sang by anyone, anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Deary me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 That's where i disagree, all songs should at least make some sort of sense, very cringey effort and should never be sang by anyone, anywhere. ****ing shite song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 The Man U one is funny because it rhymes and has the correct context in that George best was an alcoholic and is dead... The Rangers version and our attempt at plagiarism are both terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gashauskis9 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 The Man U one is funny because it rhymes and has the correct context in that George best was an alcoholic and is dead... Please tell me you don't find dying of alcoholism funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Post like a dick with Geoff Kilpatrick...?!? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDonald Jardine Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Geoff it doesn't have to make sense .... I defy anyone to tie a scarf around a funnel .... but we all sing it. I take it "sectarian" songs are okay as long as they're catchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikoliunas Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 The Man U one is funny because it rhymes and has the correct context in that George best was an alcoholic and is dead... The Rangers version and our attempt at plagiarism are both terrible Would our version be OK if billy where dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sten Guns Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Hearts fans saying they'll dig a channel tunnel doesn't make much sense either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikoliunas Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Claiming our defence is as strong as the castle rock is a bare faced lie, but I tell it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Would our version be OK if billy where dead? Dying of an overdose preferably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudiHMFC Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Would our version be OK if billy where dead? It would mean there would be some sort of sense in it at least, if he had died due to taking cocaine then it would make sense. Would still be a ****ing woeful song but i could at least see some logic on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 So if I've got this right, the last two lines are: "When I die & they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go on the ching with Billy King". So it doesn't rhyme in the right place, and doesn't make sense as Billy is alive. Great song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortsmouthJambo Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 We have no care for foreign players...not strictly true either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted July 19, 2015 Author Share Posted July 19, 2015 So if I've got this right, the last two lines are: "When I die & they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go on the ching with Billy King". So it doesn't rhyme in the right place, and doesn't make sense as Billy is alive. Great song. Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmac Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Amen to that. I'm always open to new song attempts (I've tried to start a few myself over the years), but this is a truly rank attempt at fitting a players name in a song. If there was a backstory to do with Billy being caught on the snort then it would have been a bit more bearable. Go on the crack with Ian Black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyJenkins Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Crap song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Shag a hoe with Osman Sow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sten Guns Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 FFS are we really debating this? Seriously? It's a song football fans had fun too. Nothing more. Why are we challenging how much sense it makes?! **** ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sten Guns Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 When I die and the lay to me to rest, I'll get burst in the sky wi Dave Mackay. WOW LOOK HOW MUCH SENSE IM MAKING COZ DAVE IS DEAD. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Can we go back to singing hallo hallo then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted July 19, 2015 Author Share Posted July 19, 2015 FFS are we really debating this? Seriously? It's a song football fans had fun too. Nothing more. Why are we challenging how much sense it makes?! **** ME. Sten the uber atheist supporting irrationality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sten Guns Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Sten the uber atheist supporting irrationality. Haha. Come on Geoff it's just a football song man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Hearts fans saying they'll dig a channel tunnel doesn't make much sense either. To be fair, the song does pre-date the channel tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Kilpatrick Posted July 19, 2015 Author Share Posted July 19, 2015 Haha. Come on Geoff it's just a football song man!Aye, a shite one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecjambo Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Just change the last line to: "with Dave MacKay, who was the best." At least that rhymes. In current format it was fairly pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of The Cat Cafe Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 One more reason to hurry the new season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sten Guns Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 To be fair, the song does pre-date the channel tunnel. To be fair Hearts fans didn't dig it themselves. That was my point. Pretty sure a bunch of football fans aren't going to make a channel tunnel. Anyway, I'm sounding like I care about it making sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 roll on the new season some of the close season threads are complete bollocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 So if I've got this right, the last two lines are: "When I die & they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go on the ching with Billy King". So it doesn't rhyme in the right place, and doesn't make sense as Billy is alive. Great song. Yip. It's just kids laughing at the idea of doing drugs the same way my nephew laughs at the word poopy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudolfskai Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Picking up chicks with Graham Rix. Maybe not. Hahaha best one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 To be fair Hearts fans didn't dig it themselves. That was my point. Pretty sure a bunch of football fans aren't going to make a channel tunnel. Anyway, I'm sounding like I care about it making sense now. That line is an exaggerated claim on how much we love our club, ie we'd even dig a massive underground tunnel all the way to France if that's what it took to support the team. It's not the same as saying "When I die, the first thing I'm gonna do is take drugs with someone who's still alive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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