jambonian Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 We all talk about fans favourite players but it got me thinking.... Who's your worst team? 1- Craig Nelson, 2- Fabian LeClerq, 3- David Winnie, 4- Jim Weir, 5- Gordan Petric, 6- Ally Mauchlen, 7-Kevin Twaddle, 8- Andy Watson, 9- Justin Fashanu, 10-Hans Eskilsson, 11-Lineas Pilibaitis SUBS- (GK)Eduardas Kurskis, Andrius Klimek, Nerjus Barasa, David Kirkwood, Stewart McLaren, Ramon Perrera and Brian Hamilton Worst manager- Tommy McLean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 1 Kurskis 2 Leclercq 4 Petric 6 James 3 Jose 7 Jenkinson 5 Zal 8 No28 11 Pillowbiter 9 Klimek 10 Holmes There are worse player i could pick but I am trying to play everyone in positions they have played,not all though. Another list of useless can-ts, Benniuseless,Twaddle,Barassa,Simpson,Beckford,Nelson,Berthe,B Hamilton,Eskilson,Husref,A Watson,Oueifio,McAnespie,Cramb to name but a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Kurkis Le Clerq Petric Van Der Ven Winnie Twaddle No28 The Pillow Jenkinson Klimeck Benny Subs : Nelson Stracheny Goss Cramb Eskillson Makela Berthe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 The one that was relegated the third time with a points total not much different from Gretna's this season (ignoring the points deduction). By some margin the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ring-of-fire Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 1 Kurskis 2 Leclercq 4 Petric 6 James 3 Jose 7 Jenkinson 5 Zal 8 No28 11 Pillowbiter 9 Klimek 10 Holmes There are worse player i could pick but I am trying to play everyone in positions they have played,not all though. Another list of useless can-ts, Benniuseless,Twaddle,Barassa,Simpson,Beckford,Nelson,Berthe,B Hamilton,Eskilson,Husref,A Watson,Oueifio,McAnespie,Cramb to name but a few. he was truly awful! and wore an especially bad hat/doo-rag during games if i remember rightly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Nicky Walker Straceny (was he a RB? - he is in this team!) Jim Weir James Winnie Berthe McKinnon Simpson Jenkinson Bennius Clum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 The one that was relegated the third time with a points total not much different from Gretna's this season (ignoring the points deduction). By some margin the worst. I've checked and that was unfair to Gretna who would have got 23 points from 38 games, statistically better than than our 18 from 36. And I read some posts saying we lost last week to the "worst ever team in the Premier League". So does that Hearts team actually hold that record? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Freewheelin' Jambo Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 The Yo-Yo years of relegation featured such dross that I do not want to even mention some of them. The Club was in terrible decline. However, they were always able to come straight back up, unlike clubs like Dundee, Dunfermline and St Johnstone. So when guys state how awful it was then, at least these players got our club back up again. The 1981 failure was a blessing in disguise as it led to changes at the club and secured the future. It is all relative, but the last two season has featured maybe not the worst players ever seen for years but certainly some of the most disinterested. I cannot ever remember matches being capitulated so easily at Tynecastle. Going a goal down and being unable to show any fight is an absolute disgrace. Played in front of full houses as well. And people try and blame the fans for the atmosphere not being conducive to helping the team. Christ, they should have been around in the late 70's. I suppose I could name players like: Kurskis - The worst ever keeper I have seen but I totally felt sorry for this poor guy. Zaliukas - an absolute charlatan Petric - a true wage thief Leclerq - utterly dire Jose Goncalves - another charlatan Pilibitas - a complete non event Ivankeviius - another I feel sorry for. Just not up to it. Mikoliunas - More trouble than he has ever been worth. Ksanavicius - provided absolutely nothing to the team. Nade - a panic buy and boy does it show. Elliott - Brings nothing to the team either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Nicky Walker Straceny (was he a RB? - he is in this team!) Jim Weir James Winnie Berthe McKinnon Simpson Jenkinson Bennius Clum Is that Rab McKinnon? I thought he was decent. Also don't really get the number of votes for Jim Weir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Freewheelin' Jambo Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Is that Rab McKinnon? I thought he was decent. Also don't really get the number of votes for Jim Weir. I am surprised at that also. Mckinnon was a pretty good player for us. Jim Weir had a falling out with the manager at the time did he not? I also did not think he was that bad and could have developed into a decent player with us with proper guidance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Is that Rab McKinnon? I thought he was decent. Also don't really get the number of votes for Jim Weir. Agree with you re McKinnon, Jim Weir however, was chronic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Is that Rab McKinnon? I thought he was decent. Also don't really get the number of votes for Jim Weir. No, it's Dave McKinnon. A midfielder we signed when the front door of Ibrox seemed to revolve into the foyer at Tynecastle when players left... I thought he was poor. Weir was pretty limited iirc. He promisd quite a bit from St Jonhstone but never quite made it at Tynie. Petric was a better player (just!) imho. I'm sure if asked tomorrow some of the names may change! EDIT: SORRY!!!! Meant Davie Kirkwood!!!! Apologies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 I've checked and that was unfair to Gretna who would have got 23 points from 38 games, statistically better than than our 18 from 36. And I read some posts saying we lost last week to the "worst ever team in the Premier League". So does that Hearts team actually hold that record? Remember it was only 2 points for a win back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Remember it was only 2 points for a win back then. Oops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Kurskis McCann Petric Zaliukas Stracency Twaddle Simpson Ivaskevicius Sloan Klimek Pereira Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwull22 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 what no Walter Kidd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali-1874 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Kurskis McCann Petric Zaliukas Stracency Twaddle Simpson Ivaskevicius Sloan Klimek Pereira Didn't think Pereira was that bad for us? Always remember when he came on against Hibs and set up Sloan to score straight away.. think we won 2-1 in the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Didn't think Pereira was that bad for us? Always remember when he came on against Hibs and set up Sloan to score straight away.. think we won 2-1 in the end? aye i put him in more for his attitude which was a disgrace. After the first couple of months he just disappeared, not even due to injury, he just couldn't be arsed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali-1874 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Bit young to remember but how was Fitzroy Simpson such a flop at Hearts? He seemed to do ok in the English First Division (Championship) with Portsmouth then only played a handful of games for us? He now plays in the Conference South for Eastleigh if anyone's interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Bit young to remember but how was Fitzroy Simpson such a flop at Hearts? He seemed to do ok in the English First Division (Championship) with Portsmouth then only played a handful of games for us? He now plays in the Conference South for Eastleigh if anyone's interested. Simpson had one decent 45 minutes v Celtic. The rest of the time he was utter guff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Bit young to remember but how was Fitzroy Simpson such a flop at Hearts? He seemed to do ok in the English First Division (Championship) with Portsmouth then only played a handful of games for us? He now plays in the Conference South for Eastleigh if anyone's interested. aye, mainly cos we weren't really paying money for players at that time but we did for him IIRC, and he didn't do anything to merit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Kurskis McManus (at right back, not the worst centre half) Petric J. Weir James Winnie Twaddle Smith Mauchlen Jenkinson Cramb Rank team deserves a rank formation. Manager Tommy McLean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Kurskis McManus (at right back, not the worst centre half) Petric J. Weir James Winnie Twaddle Smith Mauchlen Jenkinson Cramb Rank team deserves a rank formation. Manager Tommy McLean. Twaddle never lost a game vs hibs im pretty sure that means he cant be in a worst ever hearts team:jambobanana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Manager : Stephen Frail Kurskis Neilson Karipidis Berra Jose Ches Eggert Ruben (great player but i have to include the entire current squad) Miko Nada sorry I mean Nade Elliot The entire squad infact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Henry Smith LeClerque Petric Gregor Stevens Mahe Twaddle Darren Jackson Brian Hamilton Jenkinson Hans Eskilsson Pat McShane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali-1874 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Henry Smith LeClerque Petric Gregor Stevens Mahe Twaddle Darren Jackson Brian Hamilton Jenkinson Hans Eskilsson Pat McShane No Steven Pressley? I thought Mahe was good for us as well.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buca junior Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 1. Kurskis 2. Le Clerq 3. Weir 4. Petric 5. James 7. Twaddle 6. Berthe 8. Pilibitas 11. Jenkinson 9. Klimek 10. Benius Subs. 13. Nelson 14. Wishart 15. Hamilton 16. Beckford 17. Eskillson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Henry Smith LeClerque Petric Gregor Stevens Mahe Twaddle Darren Jackson Brian Hamilton Jenkinson Hans Eskilsson Pat McShane Henry smith!!!! surely not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Henry smith!!!! surely not Can never forgive him for his gaffes against ra sellik in the Cup semi-final. If only he had spent more time concentrating on the game instead of blowing out his cheeks and playing to the crowd. A great shot stopper who let us down in big games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Can never forgive him for his gaffes against ra sellik in the Cup semi-final. If only he had spent more time concentrating on the game instead of blowing out his cheeks and playing to the crowd. A great shot stopper who let us down in big games. But streets ahead of Nicky Walker. St Johnstone at home in the League Cup. Far more embarrassing than 1989. I also thought big "H" was fouled on the second so really onmly the first was his fault. Won us more points than we lost imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Can never forgive him for his gaffes against ra sellik in the Cup semi-final. If only he had spent more time concentrating on the game instead of blowing out his cheeks and playing to the crowd. A great shot stopper who let us down in big games. He was a great servant tho i wish even a handful of the current wage thieving crop had his pasion, commitment and desire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 David Hagen - hun reject, gash, punted to falkirk Paul Smith - centre mid, signed from pars, good jambo but rubbish Stephanne Paille - good player on his day but too fond of the ganja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I've checked and that was unfair to Gretna who would have got 23 points from 38 games, statistically better than than our 18 from 36. And I read some posts saying we lost last week to the "worst ever team in the Premier League". So does that Hearts team actually hold that record? There have been a number of worse performances. Ironically the worst was from the first premier league in 75/76: St. Johnstone 3 wins 5 draws = 11pts Others of note. hibs 79/80 18pts, their away record was 2 draws and 16 loses. Morton in 87/88 got 16pts in a 44 game league, their goal difference was -73 which is the worst I can find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 St Johnstone at home in the League Cup. Far more embarrassing than 1989. Diddy Cup so nowhere near as bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 David Hagen - hun reject, gash, punted to falkirkPaul Smith - centre mid, signed from pars, good jambo but rubbish Stephanne Paille - good player on his day but too fond of the ganja I still think that this one goes down as the most unbelievable Hearts transfer ever. We got the wonderful Stevie Baggio in a player swap for David Hagen. Absolute daylight robbery by JJ. I think that Baggio signed on the same day as Dissa Pointon. I remember seeing the players pictured together and wondering if JJ had lost his marbles ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Kurskis Barasa Zaliukas James McCann Ivaskev Tomaschek Simpson Ksana Beniusis Pereira Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney392 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Brian Wilson Stuart gauld Jim Denny Crawford Boyd Gordan Petric John Craig Mo Berthe Joe Hammil alex hammil Pat McShane Gary Liddel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Freewheelin' Jambo Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Brian Wilson Stuart gauld Jim Denny Crawford Boyd Gordan Petric John Craig Mo Berthe Joe Hammil alex hammil Pat McShane Gary Liddel Christ that "team" is so bad....Horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Kurskis Barasa Zaliukas James McCann Ivaskev Tomaschek Simpson Ksana Beniusis Pereira I don't think this team could win a point all season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Can never forgive him for his gaffes against ra sellik in the Cup semi-final. If only he had spent more time concentrating on the game instead of blowing out his cheeks and playing to the crowd. A great shot stopper who let us down in big games. As opposed to Kurskis who threw one into the net against your heroes at Ibrox and had two or three further nightmare appearances. I guess for you the players that lose to Celtic are always worse than the ones that lose to Rangers. Who did you cheer in the semi at Hampden this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 But streets ahead of Nicky Walker. St Johnstone at home in the League Cup. Far more embarrassing than 1989. I also thought big "H" was fouled on the second so really onmly the first was his fault. Won us more points than we lost imho. Stevie Frail punched one over the bar and got sent off when we were 1-0 up and coasting. We then fell apart and lost 4-1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flecktimus Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Cant believe i haven't seen Ernie Winchester name:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coco Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Cant believe i haven't seen Ernie Winchester name:eek: Wot no Andy Watson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Tarts 1874 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 As opposed to Kurskis who threw one into the net against your heroes at Ibrox and had two or three further nightmare appearances. I guess for you the players that lose to Celtic are always worse than the ones that lose to Rangers. Who did you cheer in the semi at Hampden this year? Frank the plank - how are Rangers' anything to do with Hearts? You weegie ****! Leave us out of your pathetic little world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Freewheelin' Jambo Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 The worst Hearts team ever were the 11 p*shed arseholes who turned up on New Year's Day 1973 and brought everlasting shame on our club and gave those mingin' Leith ****'s their best result against us since 1875. Mind you, that's all they have.:107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Kurskis Fitzroy Simpson James Petric McCann No 28 Mo Berthe Ksanivacius Jenkinson Colin Cramb Clum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 The players responsible for seeing us relegated three times between 1977 and 1981. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Frank the plank - how are Rangers' anything to do with Hearts? You weegie ****! Leave us out of your pathetic little world. Tut tut, is that the best you can come up with? How do reach the conclusion I a weegie? Never been to a game there unless it was Hearts of Scotland, and have seen more Hearts games than you ever will. I hate both sides of the old firm with a passion but hate bigoted Hearts fans that disgrace the club even more. Obviously you fall into that category judging by the lack of intelligence shown by your reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Tommy Gronlund must be there abouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Brian Wilson Crawford Boyd Gordan Petric Paul Rodger David Winnie Archie White Brian McNeill John Craig Alex Hamill Pat McShane Gary Liddell Manager: Tony Ford. McNeill mostly lined up (the word played is too generous) in the back 4 but he had the versatility to be hopeless anywhere on the park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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