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Titus Bramble (NHC)


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Rudolf's Mate

He'll fit right in there!

 

I wouldn't take him for free with someone else paying his wages. He actually fits right into the Hibs mould of overweight slow players who give countless fouls away.

 

Our lads as will others would have a field day against him.

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GlasgowHMFC23

Was about to post this. Bit of a suprising signing tbh.

 

Not exactly well behaved to say the least!

 

 

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Sexual assault?

 

Class A drugs?

 

Laughable footballer?

 

Seems like a perfect fit.

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:facepalm:

 

Absolutely useless defender. Some Sunderland supporters classed him as "he's so shit, he's a legend"... Would be perfect for Hibs then

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The hobitts seem happy at the prospect of getting him.

 

Can you imagine a central defensive partnership of Bramble and Nelson?

 

:omg:

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Cameron1875user-online.pngFirst Team Regular 14_Mathias_Doumbe_av2.jpg Join Date May 2008 Posts 905

 

 

 

Hahahaha Oh my word. I don't wanna add to the depressed mood in here but signing this boy would almost feel as bad as an Edinburgh Derby pumping.

 

The boy is a laughing stock.

this clown gets it!!

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Walter Bishop

When was the last time he played a competitive match? Nobody would touch him with a bargepole, except Hibs! :pleasing:

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Butcher. We're in good hands. Sevco have at least been signing decent players. Even if he signs some players his tactics are still pish.

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letsalldothebeattie

Relegation to League 1 confirmed when he signs. Titus Bramble is a joke of a player a complete Bombscare. Can't wait to see his shambles performances in a derby next season if he signs obviously

 

 

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Mind as well. Sol Campbell for example just managed one game for Notts County till he found out the football was tougher than he thought. There were other issues at Notts County but he got roughed up that day instead of the normal stroll about he was used to in top leagues.

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God I hope so.

 

No mention of wages on here though? That's the first thing that sprung to mind. He's surely going to want a hefty pay packet.

 

He'll be yet another player who goes to that club for the sake of a wage. Their small team mentality and their shockingly poor fans mean that nobody develops any real affection for that mob while playing for them. Bramble is hardly going to buck that trend. :pleasing:

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Just need Shola to rock up at easter road now for maximum hilarity.

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At least if Butcher gets the heave, he could step up to manager.

 

That way, Hibs do not need to change the #TBGAWA marketing line.

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GlasgowHMFC23

At least if Butcher gets the heave, he could step up to manager.

 

That way, Hibs do not need to change the #TBGAWA marketing line.

 

Great money saver for Rod.

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The shite could have signed Maldini in his pomp and ruined him - and Titus Bramble is no Paolo Maldini.

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At least if Butcher gets the heave, he could step up to manager.

 

That way, Hibs do not need to change the #TBGAWA marketing line.

It all makes sense now.

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Michael Duberry absolutely strolled it for St Johnstone in the 'Championship', I'd imagine Bramble will as well.

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Michael Duberry absolutely strolled it for St Johnstone in the 'Championship',

 

I bet he didn't.

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Arrested on suspicion of rape and drug offenses (which he's obviously been cleared of) and one Hibs fan says;

 

"He really is a character, too."

 

Oh he's such a wee scamp that Titus. Always getting into bother with folk saying he's raped them. What's he like *rustles his hair*

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Big Moysey

Michael Duberry absolutely strolled it for St Johnstone in the 'Championship', I'd imagine Bramble will as well.

You can not be serious!
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Gregory House M.D.

Just saw one of them mentioning Freddy Adu on P&B. Thought he was joking. Then I read hibs.net :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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colinmaroon

The "master" of the howler!

 

Hibs in his blood!

 

Maybe they're signing his as a goalkeeper!!!

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Just saw one of them mentioning Freddy Adu on P&B. Thought he was joking. Then I read hibs.net :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Are they just going to build the cultest team ever now? Titus Bramble and Freddy Adu :rofl:

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:shitwine:

 

 

Are they just going to build the cultest team ever now? Titus Bramble and Freddy Adu :rofl:

 

Cherno Samba linked as well, nap.

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Cherno Samba linked as well, nap.

 

Scorpion kicks all over the shop, to the sound of vuvuzelas.

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Michael Duberry absolutely strolled it for St Johnstone in the 'Championship', I'd imagine Bramble will as well.

 

And he strolled it with the bizarre handicap of St Johnstone being an SPL side at the time? What a player!

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tommythejambo

Titus Bramble was a bit crap in the Premiership.

 

He'd absolutely walk the Scottish championship. Be on silly wages, mind.

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Are they just going to build the cultest team ever now? Titus Bramble and Freddy Adu :rofl:

 

They'll be trying to sign carlton palmer next.

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Titus Bramble was a bit crap in the Premiership.

 

He'd absolutely walk the Scottish championship. Be on silly wages, mind.

 

He hasn't played in a year.

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Cardiac Rucksack

I'm pretty sure bramble could handle the championship.

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tommythejambo

 

 

He hasn't played in a year.

 

So he'll take a wee while to get into the swing of things.

 

Several premiership managers seen him as good enough, I think he'd walk Scotland's second teir.

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RalphieCifaretto

Titus Bramble is utter mince. I'd happily see our young, pacey skillful players up against him.

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colinmaroon

He is a player that looked good, fast and good tackler but, his "howlers" make Zal's bloomers look pale by comparison.

 

I laugh at the fact that those who are saying he'll scoosh the Championship with Hibs would be apoplectic if he signed for Hearts.

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Rudolf's Mate

Did any of you see Bramble play in the premiership? He was tragic!

 

It seems that just because he played for a few prem clubs that the consensus is he must be half decent!

 

He's not clever enough to mitigate the fact he's slower the Elvis ever was. Where other defenders make an art form of shielding the ball, ushering the ball out of play etc. He gives away the foul 100% of the time because he forgets about the ball and concentrates on fouling the player.

 

He's a tragic excuse of a modern day defender and I'd love them to get him.

 

Seeing as he never ever got up to speed when playing regularly I fail to see him recapturing his previously mediocrity!

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Gregory House M.D.

Aye, I mind when Roy Keane ripped the SPL to pieces.

 

Oh, wait...

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Sexual assault?

 

Class A drugs?

 

Laughable footballer?

 

Seems like a perfect fit.

 

What next, Marlon King up front? (When he gets out of jail)!

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