scott herbertson Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 The BBC text service makes scintilating reading - it's "all Hearts" Live: Gretna 0-0 Hearts * Live text * Match stats * Rate players Radio Scotland This page refreshes automatically every 2 minutes 50:29 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 49:31 Foul by Rostyn Griffiths (Gretna) on Lee Wallace (Hearts). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Steve Banks (Hearts) from own half, resulting in open play. 49:00 Inswinging corner from left by-line taken right-footed by Brendan McGill (Gretna) to far post, clearance by Jamie Mole (Hearts). 48:46 Attacking throw-in by Rhys Meynell (Gretna). 48:19 Goal kick taken long by Steve Banks (Hearts). 47:43 Attacking throw-in by Kyle Naughton (Gretna). 46:55 Attacking throw-in by Gavin Skelton (Gretna). 46:46 Goal kick taken short by Steve Banks (Hearts). 45:55 Goal kick taken long by Greg Fleming (Gretna). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecjambo Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Finally got it. Cheers folks. All I was hearing was Rangers pish for a while there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 74 points 2 seasons ago, 61 points last season and 48 this season. PISH But we won the cup ! :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Donkey slagging off Makween. made me laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA MAROON Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 seriously? what was said? He just mentioned you know who being spotted at the Ghyle. Everything is spelt with an 'h' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Worked from 5am-1pm today. Got home after a sleep in the van about 3pm. Had a bit of a run in with my 6 year old. She has to wear a patch for 3 months over her eye. About 4 hours per day. She doesnae like it. Very frustrating. I felt tired after all that comotion. Cut the back grass before tea though. The wife made a lovely prawn pasta dish. Watered the pots in front garden. They went out so I got down to a stack of paperwork whilst occasionally checking JKB & my other forum. Had a pish. Opened a lovely bottle of red and am currently reading a few chapters of BB's book. "It was blowing the myth of Santa Claus, Saughton style". LOL. Anyone else up to much? . Our boy Alec is going to have the patch thing as well. We've told him it's a cool pirate thing and he's OK with it now! Still not as bad as the Falkirk game on here. Some boy trying to saw his head off with a blunt spoon at half time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winston churchill Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 My missus is watching how to look good naked - no nice birds on it so seriously tempted to get the Talisker open. mines is nashing around with the hoover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 oh great, just what Hearts need, publicity for the tiny minority of bigots in our support. I've never seen a bigoted comment from that poster in my life. anyway, sorry I'm come on the hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 oh great, just what Hearts need, publicity for the tiny minority of bigots in our support. So, not liking this player means you're a bigot? Laughable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Busby ! Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Worked from 5am-1pm today. Got home after a sleep in the van about 3pm. Had a bit of a run in with my 6 year old. She has to wear a patch for 3 months over her eye. About 4 hours per day. She doesnae like it. Very frustrating. I felt tired after all that comotion. Cut the back grass before tea though. The wife made a lovely prawn pasta dish. Watered the pots in front garden. They went out so I got down to a stack of paperwork whilst occasionally checking JKB & my other forum. Had a pish. Opened a lovely bottle of red and am currently reading a few chapters of BB's book. "It was blowing the myth of Santa Claus, Saughton style". LOL. Anyone else up to much? . Doing some statistics revision and checking back on the forum every 10 minutes or so. Stats v's Fir Park. Made the right choice.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Freewheelin' Jambo Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Christ, listening to this game is like proof there is life after death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Gretna could have saved another few bob and gave the goalie his P45 earlier today. No offence to their goalie but he is getting an early feeling of what being redundant is going to be like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 Still not as bad as the Falkirk game on here. Some boy trying to saw his head off with a blunt spoon at half time. Any word on how far he got with that I am eating Chevda with a plastic spoon and drinking Old Speckled hen The spoon will soon be calling to me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 1090 att Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy T Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 This must be the first ever official match thread that barely discussed the game Just as a matter of interest, what was our worst ever post split tally of points? I mean obviously that would only be measured against the good teams but does anyone know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Not only could tonight see a record low crowd for a Hearts game, but this could be the shortest "Offical Match thread" ever known on kickback!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Gretna take their goalie off because their current one has died of boredom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Any word on how far he got with that I am eating Chevda with a plastic spoon and drinking Old Speckled hen The spoon will soon be calling to me.... Not too sure how it ended up. Someone else went off to stick their head in the oven and came back later to say it was an electric one and things hadn't worked out as planned..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie-Brown Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 This must be the first ever official match thread that barely discussed the game Just as a matter of interest, what was our worst ever post split tally of points? I mean obviously that would only be measured against the good teams but does anyone know? Don't think 2004-05 was very good post split? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 oh great, just what Hearts need, publicity for the tiny minority of bigots in our support. Makween being a biggot is the funniest thing I have ever read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Maybe a bit unfair given that I've not read all his posts - just a bit sick of all the unnecessary h's these days. Apologies to the Nelly stalker! Nelly Stalker? I've never seen a Nelly stalker comment from that poster in my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Can't even bring myself to joke about this. We are fecked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do you know where hell is Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Absolutly dire, i had to download the daft real player to hear this crap. The only positive we can take, is that, it is over after this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Nelly Stalker? I've never seen a Nelly stalker comment from that poster in my life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpie Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Christ, listening to this game is like proof there is life after death. I'm glad to hear that, I thought I had died and gone to Hell, destined for eternity to listen to this crap. I can't believe how bad it would have been if the team was not playing for their pride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Who'dya think would win a fight between Michael J. Fox and Brian Wilson if they were both off their meds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 Absolutly dire, i had to download the daft real player to hear this crap. The only positive we can take, is that, it is over after this. That's not the right attitude Looking on the bright side according to the BBC Jason Thomson's been a bit of a stand out: 8:48 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 12:21 Attacking throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 15:44 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 18:41 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 21:10 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 37:35 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 50:29 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 61:59 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 62:37 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts_crazy Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Sounds like the most utterly dire game in the history of football, thank feck this season is over. OK we are down to 10 men, away from home in a game that means absolutely feck all, but where is the basic will to fecking win? Hold the phone though, here comes Ivaskevicious, Gretna will be shetting it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Not too sure how it ended up. Someone else went off to stick their head in the oven and came back later to say it was an electric one and things hadn't worked out as planned..... It was my oven. I've ordered a new gas one for next season. I have a feeling I'll be needing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Ivaskevicius and Palazuelos coming on How exciting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Had enough listening to this crap, away to watch the programme about Prince Philip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerd Muller Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 yes loads of young players coming on as sub here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 Who'dya think would win a fight between Michael J. Fox and Brian Wilson if they were both off their meds? Reffed by Syd Barrett? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 This must be the first ever official match thread that barely discussed the game Just as a matter of interest, what was our worst ever post split tally of points? I mean obviously that would only be measured against the good teams but does anyone know? 2005 - 2 points. Phew, because we've has worse that means Mr Romanov is doing a wonderful job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 If I was Ryan I'd be looking for a new club, one who'd be willing to give him a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Ruben and Ivaskeviscuis on!!! If i was Husband/Rapnik/McGowan i would punch Frail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redjambo Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 That's not the right attitude Looking on the bright side according to the BBC Jason Thomson's been a bit of a stand out: 8:48 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 12:21 Attacking throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 15:44 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 18:41 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 21:10 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 37:35 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 50:29 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 61:59 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 62:37 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts) You b**tard! I'm supposed to be sitting here getting depressed at how the game's going and I've just spent the last minute chuckling to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobblers Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Can't believe that watching Jamie McAllister would be better than listening to Hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Reffed by Syd Barrett? I'd certainly like to think so. Maybe throw in a couple of nunchaku sets to keep it interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Who'dya think would win a fight between Michael J. Fox and Brian Wilson if they were both off their meds? I wish I was on meds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammy T Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 2005 - 2 points. Phew, because we've has worse that means Mr Romanov is doing a wonderful job. Oh thats good 7 points is quite successful then for us post split Good-oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Zali injured, looks like McGowan might actually be getting on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldar Hadzimehmedovic Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Ruben and Ivaskeviscuis on!!! If i was Husband/Rapnik/McGowan i would punch Frail! Are those his subs? Seriously? He's just stamped his own P45 surely. Prepare for bedlam if he gets the job permanently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Freewheelin' Jambo Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Who'dya think would win a fight between Michael J. Fox and Brian Wilson if they were both off their meds? There is a very interesting documentary coming on soon about the art of watching paint dry and its esoteric importance to contemporary life. My garden shed looks nice in the halflight tonight. I washed my car today. I also cut the grass. I enjoyed my dinner too. It was nice. I wonder what.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Don't think 2004-05 was very good post split? saw that a few minutes ago, 2 pts out of 15. Draw v hibs and motherwell. Loss to Rangers, celtic and Aberdeen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 This is ****e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysthereinspirit Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 That's not the right attitude Looking on the bright side according to the BBC Jason Thomson's been a bit of a stand out: 8:48 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 12:21 Attacking throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 15:44 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 18:41 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 21:10 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 37:35 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 50:29 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 61:59 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts). 62:37 Defending throw-in by Jason Thomson (Hearts) Thomson's having a blinder. One for the future me thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerd Muller Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 zali injured, mcgowan on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Baws. Big smelly hairy ones tae Frails substitutions. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambo Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Zal off (injured) McGowan on. Congratulations to Ryan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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