Jed The Jedi Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Well, and what are you on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 stella, and hopefuly an Indian will be on it's way shortly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawberry2 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Good old cider not had any in ages, been on the wine of late but back to my youth lots of strongbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 "so what are you on" stella, and hopefuly an Indian will be on it's way shortly So is this girl stella going to join in or is the indian escort for when Stella leaves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennyJambo Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Diet Irn Bru! Got Jeff Buckley, Al Green and Billy Idol (wtf!?) alternating in my earphones from itunes and watching NBA on tv! I've spent worse Saturday nights to be honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 stella, and hopefuly an Indian will be on it's way shortly Was she nice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Baxter Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 ****ed in the house, Would be great if you could get ****ed at work. I'd be such a happy man right now!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 ****ed in the house, Would be great if you could get ****ed at work. I'd be such a happy man right now!!!! We used to, but it's all changed with very few dinosaurs left and "new breed" female managers infesting the workplace having meetings all the time. Glad I retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Got gished on Appleton Estate Rum last night, quality stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 So is this girl stella going to join in or is the indian escort for when Stella leaves? If you knew JWL you'd realise that statement isn't as far fetched as it appears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Got gished on Appleton Estate Rum last night, quality stuff. You are posh kenny, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japanjambo Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Busby f*****G rocks! Oh yeah...I'm peeeshed!! Lynn:ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Busby f*****G rocks! Oh yeah...I'm peeeshed!! Lynn:ninja: Party on Lynn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 You are posh kenny, Not at all, just love good rum and noticed they had it in a bar last night.... ****in lovely stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Stella again, she's becoming a bit of a habit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Got gished on Appleton Estate Rum last night, quality stuff. Good work fella, a personal favourite of mine. Like to keep a bottle around in case of emergencies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidRae Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 God, these types of threads make me cringe. "How much did you drink?" "Just the 6 beers, thats all" "Nice I had 7 and a bit of vodka" "God you are a mental case" "I know" "Cool" "Yeah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Man, you guys are ker-ayzee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Good work fella, a personal favourite of mine. Like to keep a bottle around in case of emergencies. Was on there site last night and they said Sainsbury is a stockist... hope so. Also noticed the 21 y/o is ?75 a bottle.... so if JKB want to have a sweep round one day you know what to get me!! Maybe I could get a hibs fan to jump out a plane for me!! hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Anyone else? Im frooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Anyone else? Im frooked. I have moved on to the whisky! I was at a mates 21st, however I have an exam tomorow and could not go out properly (which I am pure ragin bout ken) Started off with a BBQ and made my way through a vbottle of Pimms at around 7ish and have since then necked 5 pear ciders and a couple of Vodka and Pepsies (dont have any other mixer) Now I am on to a cheeky wee single malt to round the evening off before bedtime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I have moved on to the whisky! I was at a mates 21st, however I have an exam tomorow and could not go out properly (which I am pure ragin bout ken) Started off with a BBQ and made my way through a vbottle of Pimms at around 7ish and have since then necked 5 pear ciders and a couple of Vodka and Pepsies (dont have any other mixer) Now I am on to a cheeky wee single malt to round the evening off before bedtime! Im dush bagged, as the yanks say. I am fecked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Im dush bagged, as the yanks say. I am fecked. I sincerely hope you know what a dush bag is (I just got the boke)!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I sincerely hope you know what a dush bag is (I just got the boke)!!! Hell yeah. I got promoted today mate, and I'm happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I sincerely hope you know what a dush bag is (I just got the boke)!!! A friend gets called 'Dooshbag' by all of our mates. We have no reason for it. All we know is that it fits perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Hell yeah. I got promoted today mate, and I'm happy. Well done - I got my student loan today! Happy days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 A friend gets called 'Dooshbag' by all of our mates. We have no reason for it. All we know is that it fits perfectly. Has anyone ever sung the tampon factory song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Has anyone ever sung the tampon factory song? Do carry on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Do carry on CHORUS: .......Fire awayyyyyyyyy TAMPON FACTORY shout out your orders loud and clear....LOUD AND CLEAR..... we have large, medium, small, JUMBO, we supply them all when the end of the month comes around....... VERSE: You can tell by the smell that its all gone to hell when the end of the month comes around...... And so on and so on and so on. except the verse changes with various different "funnies" I used one which wont get me suspended! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 CHORUS: .......Fire awayyyyyyyyy TAMPON FACTORY shout out your orders loud and clear....LOUD AND CLEAR..... we have large, medium, small, JUMBO, we supply them all when the end of the month comes around....... VERSE: You can tell by the smell that its all gone to hell when the end of the month comes around...... And so on and so on and so on. except the verse changes with various different "funnies" I used one which wont get me suspended! Ahh yes, I have heard it (at Stranraer games). If I'm right there's a verse with probin' and hemoglobin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Ahh yes, I have heard it (at Stranraer games). If I'm right there's a verse with probin' and hemoglobin And another clever one where they rhyme the words sting and ring in a witty way! Its a cracking song on mini bus journeys etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 And another clever one where they rhyme the words sting and ring in a witty way! Its a cracking song on mini bus journeys etc. FTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 FTH FTH & FTOF! HMFC 4EVA - BLAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 FTH & FTOF! HMFC 4EVA - BLAT. Aint you supposed to be studying? Just a thought. Listen mate, I've had my time, time for house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Aint you supposed to be studying? Just a thought. Listen mate, I've had my time, time for house. I am actually trying to study as we speak - got a wee exam tomorow worth only a measly 10% of final mark - currently looking at lots of documents, known as gobbits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Pear Bulmers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Pear Bulmers! Nice, Pear Bulmers, it aint no bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Nice, Pear Bulmers, it aint no bad. I prefer Kobarberg or St Hellier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Nice, Pear Bulmers, it aint no bad. A little bit Dale Winton at Butlins thoughs:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 I prefer Kobarberg or St Hellier. I'm steamboats mate. Just good night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Anyone else, was promoted a few days ago, not working tomorrow, so anyone else care to join me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 So you are sitting drinking whilst typing on KB? Or are you all having house parties and occasionaly jumping on and checking KB? Don't know what is worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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