A Boy Named Crow Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Horatio Caine said: So you `encouraged` folk at your wedding to kilt up? Isn't that what you've just been complaining about? (in a low-level type of way I agree) Nah, it was entirely take it or leave it. People wanted to, but were worried I’d be offended. I just let them know it was something we’d welcome. They could’ve worn singlets and flip flops for all I cared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 38 minutes ago, A Boy Named Crow said: Nah, it was entirely take it or leave it. People wanted to, but were worried I’d be offended. I just let them know it was something we’d welcome. They could’ve worn singlets and flip flops for all I cared Traditional dress for a Geordie Shore wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Buying what you think is still water then finding out it is sparkling. Raging. Who actually likes sparkling water anyway? Disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Jambos_1874 said: Buying what you think is still water then finding out it is sparkling. Raging. Who actually likes sparkling water anyway? Disgusting. Weirdos, that's who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Named Crow Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Traditional dress for a Geordie Shore wedding. Ha, I actually rephrased it. The locals here would say “singlets and thongs”... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Road works on the queensferry crossing. 2miles of cones and not 1 person working 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Saw a fat cow today at the Gyle shopping centre waddle up to her car with a trolley full of shite, load up the boot and then leave the trolley in the parking space next to where she was parked. The massive mammoth like creature then lit up, wedged herself into her car and drove off. There was a trolley bay about ten feet away. Feckin sloth. I try not to get angry in life, try not to judge people's actions for I know not what travails affect them. But I'd hunt and skin ****s who just leave their supermarket trolley for someone else to deal with. Rude beyond words! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Saw a fat cow today at the Gyle shopping centre waddle up to her car with a trolley full of shite, load up the boot and then leave the trolley in the parking space next to where she was parked. The massive mammoth like creature then lit up, wedged herself into her car and drove off. There was a trolley bay about ten feet away. Feckin sloth. Bet the fat #### moans too when she’s trying to get a space in a car park, but can’t because there is a trolley blocking her path. She is now thinking ‘can I get out and move it’ or ‘cant be bothered’ The answer is, she’s a cant... a fat ####ing cant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 9 hours ago, Sooperstar said: Weirdos, that's who. Sparling waters barry man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Just now, IronJambo said: Sparling waters barry man. Weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Smithee said: I try not to get angry in life, try not to judge people's actions for I know not what travails affect them. But I'd hunt and skin ****s who just leave their supermarket trolley for someone else to deal with. Rude beyond words! We need dickheads like that though, someone has a job that involves collecting trolleys. If morons don't leave them lying around then there's a job gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sooperstar said: Weirdo. And proud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 (edited) I'm in Poland at the minute, and their regional trains are the ****ing bollocks. The trains from Poznań to Rzepin (population 6500) and Zbąszynek (population 5200) look like this: They are absolutely massive by the way. Absolutely beautiful things to look at, and to be in! I'm honestly astounded by how amazing they are. You pay absolutely **** all to travel in what is basically luxury compared to ScotRail, who often use 30 year old trains without toilets or catering between major cities with populations of hundreds of thousands. To put this into perspective, this is Rzepin Train Station: And yet, it's regularly serviced by the train posted above. ****ing mental. (edit - it's not clear because this is very positive, but **** ScotRail and their absolutely shite service) Edited September 7, 2019 by tian447 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 20 hours ago, Jambos_1874 said: Buying what you think is still water then finding out it is sparkling. Raging. Who actually likes sparkling water anyway? Disgusting. Nae bubbles in the stuff that gushes out they tap thingamajigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Potter Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Seeth from friday evening, never knew the rugger was on, st johns road a nightmare taking missus to work, why so many traffic lights on one section of road in corstorphine, no wonder its polluted , plus cars outside the oak causing delays. People dropping litter, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambos_1874 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Old Blue Eyes said: Nae bubbles in the stuff that gushes out they tap thingamajigs There's no fizz in tap water, hence the reason it's drinkable. Edited September 8, 2019 by Jambos_1874 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad von Carstein Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 10 hours ago, tian447 said: I'm in Poland at the minute, and their regional trains are the ****ing bollocks. The trains from Poznań to Rzepin (population 6500) and Zbąszynek (population 5200) look like this: They are absolutely massive by the way. Absolutely beautiful things to look at, and to be in! I'm honestly astounded by how amazing they are. You pay absolutely **** all to travel in what is basically luxury compared to ScotRail, who often use 30 year old trains without toilets or catering between major cities with populations of hundreds of thousands. To put this into perspective, this is Rzepin Train Station: And yet, it's regularly serviced by the train posted above. ****ing mental. (edit - it's not clear because this is very positive, but **** ScotRail and their absolutely shite service) Train travel in Poland is awesome...I regularly go between Wrocław and Głogow (another wee town) Great service and cheap as chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tian447 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 42 minutes ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Train travel in Poland is awesome...I regularly go between Wrocław and Głogow (another wee town) Great service and cheap as chips. Agreed, it's been some experience! We get it so, so wrong in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 14 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: Saw a fat cow today at the Gyle shopping centre waddle up to her car with a trolley full of shite, load up the boot and then leave the trolley in the parking space next to where she was parked. The massive mammoth like creature then lit up, wedged herself into her car and drove off. There was a trolley bay about ten feet away. Feckin sloth. Was the booter parked in a parent and toddler space too? Despise folk who think it's OK to rock up in those spaces when they shouldn't be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 14 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: Saw a fat cow today at the Gyle shopping centre waddle up to her car with a trolley full of shite, load up the boot and then leave the trolley in the parking space next to where she was parked. The massive mammoth like creature then lit up, wedged herself into her car and drove off. There was a trolley bay about ten feet away. Feckin sloth. Was the booter parked in a parent and toddler space too? Despise folk who think it's OK to rock up in those spaces when they shouldn't be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Was the booter parked in a parent and toddler space too? Despise folk who think it's OK to rock up in those spaces when they shouldn't be there. I always park in those spaces, kids need more exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Konrad von Carstein said: Train travel in Poland is awesome...I regularly go between Wrocław and Głogow (another wee town) Great service and cheap as chips. Bet their stations don’t have about 40 different coffee shops as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 21 minutes ago, Herbert said: I always park in those spaces, kids need more exercise. Same park in those spaces regularly. People thinking they need a reserved space right next to the shop because they have their 5 year old with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 17 hours ago, jonnothejambo said: Saw a fat cow today at the Gyle shopping centre waddle up to her car with a trolley full of shite, load up the boot and then leave the trolley in the parking space next to where she was parked. The massive mammoth like creature then lit up, wedged herself into her car and drove off. There was a trolley bay about ten feet away. Feckin sloth. Morgan's sister in law doing her shopping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Horatio Caine said: Morgan's sister in law doing her shopping? Oh, probably. Janet and junk food are seldom separated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Herbert said: I always park in those spaces, kids need more exercise. 2 hours ago, TheOak88 said: Same park in those spaces regularly. People thinking they need a reserved space right next to the shop because they have their 5 year old with them. Judged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Just now, jonnothejambo said: Only separated when she jettisons it from her Jimmy Carter. To be honest, she spouts a lot of shite from her big fat gob too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 3 hours ago, TheOak88 said: Same park in those spaces regularly. People thinking they need a reserved space right next to the shop because they have their 5 year old with them. They don't tend to be that close to the shop. They DO provide extra space to get kids/seats in and out. People that have a real use for these spaces are more likely to bash your car or someone else's in a normal space. You want these people to use parent child spaces, it's for your benefit as much as theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Just now, IronJambo said: They don't tend to be that close to the shop. They DO provide extra space to get kids/seats in and out. People that have a real use for these spaces are more likely to bash your car or someone else's in a normal space. You want these people to use parent child spaces, it's for your benefit as much as theirs. They won’t bash my car in a normal space, because I am already parked in the “parent & child” space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, TheOak88 said: They won’t bash my car in a normal space, because I am already parked in the “parent & child” space. Touche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 People liking and sharing stuff like this on Facebook. There is so many incredibly stupid people in this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 59 minutes ago, TheOak88 said: They won’t bash my car in a normal space, because I am already parked in the “parent & child” space. Haha they will if they see you parking like an ignoramus. It might not be your fault that you're ignorant but they won't know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 45 minutes ago, Salad Fingers said: People liking and sharing stuff like this on Facebook. There is so many incredibly stupid people in this country. What is the end game with these pages? Do they sell the data of the people who like and share it? How the **** are people so gullible that they actually believe this shit?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Салатные палочки Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 34 minutes ago, Captain Sausage said: What is the end game with these pages? Do they sell the data of the people who like and share it? How the **** are people so gullible that they actually believe this shit?! I think they get as many likes for their page as they can with nonsense like this and then change the page to a personal page or Facebook shop. The grammar suggests it's someone for whom English isn't their first language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 1 hour ago, IronJambo said: Haha they will if they see you parking like an ignoramus. It might not be your fault that you're ignorant but they won't know that. Probably. Parents of young kids tend to be a very self entitled group of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Captain Sausage said: What is the end game with these pages? Do they sell the data of the people who like and share it? How the **** are people so gullible that they actually believe this shit?! Always wondered this myself. Is it just for publicity of loads of people sharing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 hours ago, BarneyBattles said: But you need to be right next to the shop because.......? Lazy ******* would be my guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 hours ago, BarneyBattles said: But you need to be right next to the shop because.......? Sometimes I am in a rush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 hours ago, IronJambo said: They don't tend to be that close to the shop. They DO provide extra space to get kids/seats in and out. People that have a real use for these spaces are more likely to bash your car or someone else's in a normal space. You want these people to use parent child spaces, it's for your benefit as much as theirs. They also tend to be closer to the walkways so young children aren’t put at risk by walking through the car park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, TheOak88 said: Probably. Parents of young kids tend to be a very self entitled group of people. 7 minutes ago, TheOak88 said: Sometimes I am in a rush. So if you’re in a rush you think it’s perfectly ok to park in a space that’s clearly reserved for parents with young children? Doesn’t that make you “self entitled”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, iantjambo said: So if you’re in a rush you think it’s perfectly ok to park in a space that’s clearly reserved for parents with young children? Doesn’t that make you “self entitled”? Just to clarify I park in the “parent & child” space even if I am not in a rush. It’s just more satisfying if I am in a rush. Its not self entitled as I don’t think I have any more right to park there than anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, TheOak88 said: Just to clarify I park in the “parent & child” space even if I am not in a rush. It’s just more satisfying if I am in a rush. Its not self entitled as I don’t think I have any more right to park there than anyone else. Would you park in a disabled space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 35 minutes ago, TheOak88 said: Probably. Parents of young kids tend to be a very self entitled group of people. Just for the record, I wouldn't damage your car. I could quite possibly break down in a position that would maybe block you in or park so badly that you wouldn't be able to open your driver's door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sausage Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, TheOak88 said: Just to clarify I park in the “parent & child” space even if I am not in a rush. It’s just more satisfying if I am in a rush. Its not self entitled as I don’t think I have any more right to park there than anyone else. You specifically have less right to park there than parents with children. With a toddler, it can be an absolute nightmare getting him in and out of the car, especially if he’s not playing ball. If he’s kicking and screaming, it can be really tough to get him into his seat in a tight parking spot. Then once we are parked and he is out of his seat, you’ll notice parent and child spaces typically have an area behind the cars blocked off. This is to protect young kids from traffic. Anyone who parks in one of the spots, either with teenagers or no kids at all, are scum. It’s no different to parking in a disabled spot without a blue badge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Captain Sausage said: You specifically have less right to park there than parents with children. With a toddler, it can be an absolute nightmare getting him in and out of the car, especially if he’s not playing ball. If he’s kicking and screaming, it can be really tough to get him into his seat in a tight parking spot. Then once we are parked and he is out of his seat, you’ll notice parent and child spaces typically have an area behind the cars blocked off. This is to protect young kids from traffic. Anyone who parks in one of the spots, either with teenagers or no kids at all, are scum. It’s no different to parking in a disabled spot without a blue badge. Most probably do it to make some sort of moronic point. How would they feel if they parked in a parent & child space and someone had to park elsewhere as there were no more spaces available and their child gets wiped out walking through the car park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown user Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 56 minutes ago, TheOak88 said: Probably. Parents of young kids tend to be a very self entitled group of people. So are the hun funnily enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 31 minutes ago, iantjambo said: Would you park in a disabled space? No. Absolutely not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOak88 Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, IronJambo said: Just for the record, I wouldn't damage your car. I could quite possibly break down in a position that would maybe block you in or park so badly that you wouldn't be able to open your driver's door. Don’t worry, I knew the damaging the car comment was tongue in cheek. Your one of the good guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Just now, TheOak88 said: No. Absolutely not. So you’ll respect one area that is clearly marked for a specific person but not another? As I said in my last post, how would you feel if your selfishness indirectly led to a child being zapped by a car in the car park because there were no parent & child spaces left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kaiser Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Why do people have to Thank places they've been on Facebook? "Thank you insert holiday destination you've been great" Humans are just appalling creatures. Quicker the meteorite strike happens the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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