OBE Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 21 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Over two hours to get home from North Berwick yesterday, not helped by an accident near Baberton where I hope everyone is ok. My seethe is that Sheriffhall roundabout. Queuing from the feckin A1. I think there may be the odd time when there isn't a queue, namely 3am, but I wouldn't bet on it. Lothians road system is a decaying, underfunded ****ing mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 45 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: Over two hours to get home from North Berwick yesterday, not helped by an accident near Baberton where I hope everyone is ok. My seethe is that Sheriffhall roundabout. Queuing from the feckin A1. I think there may be the odd time when there isn't a queue, namely 3am, but I wouldn't bet on it. you are better to detour through dalkeith (i think its been a while since i drove it) and miss sheriffhall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, IronJambo said: Buzz light year and Mickey mouse are no French. Well Buzz is from outer space so it's lucky he speaks any earth based language at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 34 minutes ago, jonnothejambo said: I used to go out with a creature from Mayfield in the late 70s. I avoid that part of the world. I won't provide details. Please do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, jonnothejambo said: I used to go out with a creature from Mayfield in the late 70s. I avoid that part of the world. I won't provide details. it can't be worse than the gold bmw driver from london story that has been posted multiple times before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribble Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, milky_26 said: it can't be worse than the gold bmw driver from london story that has been posted multiple times before To be fair to Jonno, it's hard to compare a gold BMW in London to a Brown Vauxhall Belmont parked up outside the Rowantree!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 (edited) On 11/08/2019 at 11:05, All roads lead to Gorgie said: Single deck buses on certain routes at the height of the fringe. These routes are normally served by these buses but you would think on a Sunday they would have a few extra double deck buses available. Secondly climate change and those who think it isn't happening can do one today! This!! I spent a week in Glacier National Park last week, amazing place but they estimate that there will be no glaciers left in the park by 2030, that's only 11 years away - the shrinkage in these glaciers since the 80s is bloody horrific, once they are gone the impact on the overall environment of Montana and that area in particular will be huge but arseholes keep denying that climate change is real.... There's currently 26 glaciers, some over 500 acres in size that are 1/3 of the size they were in 1980, in the previous 80 years they'd lost less than 5% of their size in total. Edited August 22, 2019 by Craig Gordons Gloves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All roads lead to Gorgie Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 45 minutes ago, Craig Gordons Gloves said: This!! I spent a week in Glacier National Park last week, amazing place but they estimate that there will be no glaciers left in the park by 2030, that's only 11 years away - the shrinkage in these glaciers since the 80s is bloody horrific, once they are gone the impact on the overall environment of Montana and that area in particular will be huge but arseholes keep denying that climate change is real.... There's currently 26 glaciers, some over 500 acres in size that are 1/3 of the size they were in 1980, in the previous 80 years they'd lost less than 5% of their size in total. As someone who has always had an interest in wildlife and ecosystems I feel really depressed by the attitude of leaders like Trump. He probably thinks a glacier is someone who comes to fix his windows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Bottles & cans 20p deposit not far away. £4.80 added to a case of 24 beers/coke/irn bru...too far Nicola, back off hen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Using terminology from other sports, in football commentary. Such as - a team goes 3-0 up "it's game, set and match" or, Celtic (say) are in "pole position" to sign (whoever). You get what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 24/08/2019 at 09:02, Old Blue Eyes said: Bottles & cans 20p deposit not far away. £4.80 added to a case of 24 beers/coke/irn bru...too far Nicola, back off hen! Might help stop a growing community of people who are not going over the door, as they are just sitting in the house binging on beer, which can lead to all sorts of problems...and water is better for you than cans of fizzy juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 22/08/2019 at 15:46, Craig Gordons Gloves said: This!! I spent a week in Glacier National Park last week, amazing place but they estimate that there will be no glaciers left in the park by 2030, that's only 11 years away - the shrinkage in these glaciers since the 80s is bloody horrific, once they are gone the impact on the overall environment of Montana and that area in particular will be huge but arseholes keep denying that climate change is real.... There's currently 26 glaciers, some over 500 acres in size that are 1/3 of the size they were in 1980, in the previous 80 years they'd lost less than 5% of their size in total. So sad, but these fekrs at the top will just continue to pretend it’s not a serious subject. On 22/08/2019 at 16:35, All roads lead to Gorgie said: As someone who has always had an interest in wildlife and ecosystems I feel really depressed by the attitude of leaders like Trump. He probably thinks a glacier is someone who comes to fix his windows! Not far off the truth there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBE Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 43 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Might help stop a growing community of people who are not going over the door, as they are just sitting in the house binging on beer, which can lead to all sorts of problems...and water is better for you than cans of fizzy juice Money in muck folk will offer a collection service for a small reward...growing community will still be stuck in the house/door frames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Waterloo place closed for filming , fair enough but which arsehole decided to allow temp traffic lights at the top of easter road at the same ****ing time 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 city of edin council are major contributors( indirectly) to air pollution . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Waterloo place closed for filming , fair enough but which arsehole decided to allow temp traffic lights at the top of easter road at the same ****ing time 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 city of edin council are major contributors( indirectly) to air pollution . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Really got you going that one, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 17 minutes ago, 3fingersreid said: Waterloo place closed for filming , fair enough but which arsehole decided to allow temp traffic lights at the top of easter road at the same ****ing time 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 city of edin council are major contributors( indirectly) to air pollution . It’s never ending the incompetence of that lot. Some of the roadworks that they set up just before and during the festival and also during the Highland show most years, utter fools. 🤬🤬🤬 On the subject of fools, the driver on Saturday night in yours, must have been thinking I was. It wasn’t until I got past that I remembered you don’t work Saturday nights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3fingersreid Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 1 minute ago, luckyBatistuta said: It’s never ending the incompetence of that lot. Some of the roadworks that they set up just before and during the festival and also during the Highland show most years, utter fools. 🤬🤬🤬 On the subject of fools, the driver on Saturday night in yours, must have been thinking I was. It wasn’t until I got past that I remembered you don’t work Saturday nights You’re not the first to do that 😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Fat folk that wear clothing with the logo ‘Just Do It’ when they clearly don’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbert. Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Morgan said: Fat folk that wear clothing with the logo ‘Just Do It’ when they clearly don’t. What if they're in the gym? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 50 minutes ago, Morgan said: Fat folk that wear clothing with the logo ‘Just Do It’ when they clearly don’t. 41 minutes ago, Herbert said: What if they're in the gym? More likely to be doing a Whopper XL with a large dietcoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Camazzola Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 41 minutes ago, Herbert said: What if they're in the gym? Only there for the vending machine and to watch the telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Herbert said: What if they're in the gym? Well, they need to be ‘doing it’ more then. Seriously though, I’m meaning folk in the street. 57 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: More likely to be doing a Whopper XL with a large dietcoke 56 minutes ago, Samuel Camazzola said: Only there for the vending machine and to watch the telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 More likely to be doing a Whopper XL with a large dietcoke 5 minutes ago, Morgan said: I hope this doesn’t mean you look at your sister in law and think ‘Just Do It’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 1 minute ago, luckyBatistuta said: More likely to be doing a Whopper XL with a large dietcoke I hope this doesn’t mean you look at your sister in law and think ‘Just Do It’ Oh Christ no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Morgan said: Oh Christ no! Phew, thank the Lord🙏🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Morgan said: Oh Christ no! More along the lines of...Please God, Please don’t eat me🙏🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Phew, thank the Lord🙏🏻 5 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: More along the lines of...Please God, Please don’t eat me🙏🏻 She’s on Kickback. She’s furious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, Morgan said: She’s on Kickback. She’s furious. I see Janet the planet has lost a few stone. All the fun with her brother in law has fair shifted abgew calories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Just now, superjack said: I see Janet the planet has lost a few stone. All the fun with her brother in law has fair shifted abgew calories. No fun was had with me, old boy. I’d rather suck razor blades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, superjack said: I see Janet the planet has lost a few stone. All the fun with her brother in law has fair shifted abgew calories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, superjack said: I see Janet the planet has lost a few stone. All the fun with her brother in law has fair shifted abgew calories. with the size of her in that picture it must have been a LOT of fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 40 minutes ago, milky_26 said: with the size of her in that picture it must have been a LOT of fun Morgan, Morgan, the ring on your finger is scratching me. That's not a ring darling, it's my watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¼½¾ Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Morgan said: No fun was had with me, old boy. I’d rather suck razor blades. Who is 'razor blades'? I've not heard you mention him before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Lemongrab said: Who is 'razor blades'? I've not heard you mention him before. Janets’ husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 3 hours ago, superjack said: Morgan, Morgan, the ring on your finger is scratching me. That's not a ring darling, it's my watch. Oh, Ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 5 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: More likely to be doing a Whopper XL with a large dietcoke A seethe of mines when I worked in fast food tbh. Order 1000 calories worth of food then top it off with a diet coke..piss off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 3 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Plenty sweat involved, that’s for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjack Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 19 minutes ago, Morgan said: Plenty sweat involved, that’s for sure. Would save on the lube though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, superjack said: Would save on the lube though. Every penny is a prisoner to Janet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 29 minutes ago, Morgan said: Every penny is a prisoner to Janet. Not just the pennies, looks like there are still a few captives in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 57 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: A seethe of mines when I worked in fast food tbh. Order 1000 calories worth of food then top it off with a diet coke..piss off Always amazed me too. I hardly ever drink coke, but if I do, it would be diet. I like the flavour way more, but I’m pretty sure that’s not the case here and these land whales are convinced it’s going to make a difference🤯 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Always amazed me too. I hardly ever drink coke, but if I do, it would be diet. I like the flavour way more, but I’m pretty sure that’s not the case here and these land whales are convinced it’s going to make a difference🤯 Never really taken to the taste if diet tbh. Bland imo but regular is too sweet. What annoyed me more is that a good percentage of these folks were actually somehow skinny despite the masses of shite they'd order. Will never understand that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Thommo414 said: Never really taken to the taste if diet tbh. Bland imo but regular is too sweet. What annoyed me more is that a good percentage of these folks were actually somehow skinny despite the masses of shite they'd order. Will never understand that one Might have been one of your customers back in the day then, sorry😞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, luckyBatistuta said: Might have been one of your customers back in the day then, sorry😞 All good, man! 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: All good, man! 👍 👌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantjambo Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 People with driveways who park on the street! ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo414 Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 1 hour ago, iantjambo said: People with driveways who park on the street! ***** Park over their driveway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyBatistuta Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 43 minutes ago, Thommo414 said: Park over their driveway Good shout, you can get them told when they come to have a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 12 hours ago, luckyBatistuta said: Not just the pennies, looks like there are still a few captives in there. Aye, and with room for many more. Honestly, this ghastly bloater gets invites to the ASDA and Tesco staff Christmas parties. That’s an indication of how well they know her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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