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I love ants to, fascinating wee things and harmless, don't mind spiders either or bees/wasps. The burd freaks out, she gets proper hysterical so needs must, can't imagine what it would be like to be feared of something so small but I understand it as open water scares the shit out of me.

 

Harmless my arse. One of the little flying *******s bit me a couple of weeks ago. Bloody sore it was. Next day I read on the BBC that flying ant day was approaching.

 

Found a nest in my back garden a few days before it and I doused it in petrol. Would have set it alight but it was right next to the shed.

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Harmless my arse. One of the little flying *******s bit me a couple of weeks ago. Bloody sore it was. Next day I read on the BBC that flying ant day was approaching.

 

Found a nest in my back garden a few days before it and I doused it in petrol. Would have set it alight but it was right next to the shed.

 

I never knew they could bite! Glad I killed the ###### now! haha

 

On the subject of spiders..............

 

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I never knew they could bite! Glad I killed the ###### now! haha

 

On the subject of spiders..............

 

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I'd lick more than that :sob:

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Gregory House M.D.

:sob:

If you ever see this badboy:

 

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Run for your ******* life and grab the nearest large object to the fruit lane. Unless you want an excruciating death.

 

You'd then also be found deed with an erection as their potent venom has a component that can help erectile disfunction. It's neither a nice or dignified way to go. :rofl:

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Woke up the other morning with this fecker running down my back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Gregory House M.D.

Woke up the other morning with this fecker running down my back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Is that a Goliath Birdeater?

 

Edit: To change the name. :lol:

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Juan Rom?n Riquelme

Folk that have pet spiders, snakes, lizards etc are always societal oddballs, without exception.

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Is that a Goliath Birdeater?

 

Edit: To change the name. :lol:

 

I'd hate to see you if you saw that after the state you were in when a spider smaller than a staple was on your back :rofl:

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Gregory House M.D.

I'd hate to see you if you saw that after the state you were in when a spider smaller than a staple was on your back :rofl:

I'd lick the underside of Susan Boyles tit before I let that near me.

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Matthew Le Tissier

If you ever see this badboy:

 

Brazilian%20Wandering%20Spider.jpg

 

Run for your ******* life and grab the nearest large object to the fruit lane. Unless you want an excruciating death.

 

You'd then also be found deed with an erection as their potent venom has a component that can help erectile disfunction. It's neither a nice or dignified way to go. :rofl:

I dont do the shopping :verysmug:

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flies and wasps are what i hate. 2 bluebottles in the room just now. where's a spider when you need one?

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No false widows in Scotland?

 

Utter baws, got 5 in a pyrex dish just now that have been confirmed by the Natural History Museum as false widows.

 

In Leith!!

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No false widows in Scotland?

 

Utter baws, got 5 in a pyrex dish just now that have been confirmed by the Natural History Museum as false widows.

 

In Leith!!

 

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You see I don't mind spiders. It's just when you see one of them, look away for a second, look back and the wee feckers gone! Ninjas! Creepy buggers.

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No false widows in Scotland?

 

Utter baws, got 5 in a pyrex dish just now that have been confirmed by the Natural History Museum as false widows.

 

In Leith!!

Why the feck do you keep spiders in pyrex dishes :lol:

 

Mr buffalo bill over here :lol:

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Why the feck do you keep spiders in pyrex dishes :lol:

 

Mr buffalo bill over here :lol:

 

So I could take photos of the little shits to send to the Natural History Museum of course.

 

Christ! Is it so complicated?

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So I could take photos of the little shits to send to the Natural History Museum of course.

 

 

Did you send them over the web? :teehee:

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So I could take photos of the little shits to send to the Natural History Museum of course.

 

Christ! Is it so complicated?

 

 

Naked shots. Spider porn imo.

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See I don't think Spiders like that look scary, it's just a big furry thing and quite slow. I hate the fast house spiders.

Exactly

 

 

That fella could crawl over my face all day if he wanted.

 

The wee ones scuttling across the walls though :what:

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Don't have a lighter. And I'm too much of a wimp to get too close to it.

Deodorant can on it's own should do the job to be honest...

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Captain Price

After seeing loads of photos over Facebook and twitter about spiders, every night I'm getting more and more anxious about going to bed at night. I'm frantically glancing at the roof and the walls every 5 minutes, and shaking the covers frantically, I ******* hate the *****.

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Tazio has killed my life.

 

I'm never, ever, ever, going outside again.

 

[edit] - meant to add to this on Wednesday - but I woke up with 2 bites on my lip on Wed morning - felt shite the entire day, and my bottom lip swelled up :mellow: I'm going to die, amn't I ?

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The Future's Maroon

Wasps (and Bee's) I will do some strange unplanned funky dance to get away from them.

 

Spiders, on first sight I will jump...then off to find my cat who seems to have a right brutal hatred for them as he will go nuts if he spots one and there is no messing about its straight in the gob and sometimes I hear the crunch! Add Daddy Long Legs in there too.

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Captain Price

Is it just me or are there a lot more moths than usual? Come home to find at least 5 flying about my living room.

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