Arthur Morgan Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I hate Wasps! At least Bees serve a purpose. Wasps are just evil little feckers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I love ants to, fascinating wee things and harmless, don't mind spiders either or bees/wasps. The burd freaks out, she gets proper hysterical so needs must, can't imagine what it would be like to be feared of something so small but I understand it as open water scares the shit out of me. Harmless my arse. One of the little flying *******s bit me a couple of weeks ago. Bloody sore it was. Next day I read on the BBC that flying ant day was approaching. Found a nest in my back garden a few days before it and I doused it in petrol. Would have set it alight but it was right next to the shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Left Nut Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Harmless my arse. One of the little flying *******s bit me a couple of weeks ago. Bloody sore it was. Next day I read on the BBC that flying ant day was approaching. Found a nest in my back garden a few days before it and I doused it in petrol. Would have set it alight but it was right next to the shed. I never knew they could bite! Glad I killed the ###### now! haha On the subject of spiders.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I never knew they could bite! Glad I killed the ###### now! haha On the subject of spiders.............. I'd lick more than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 If you ever see this badboy: Run for your ******* life and grab the nearest large object to the fruit lane. Unless you want an excruciating death. You'd then also be found deed with an erection as their potent venom has a component that can help erectile disfunction. It's neither a nice or dignified way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullen13 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Woke up the other morning with this fecker running down my back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Woke up the other morning with this fecker running down my back Is that a Goliath Birdeater? Edit: To change the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 jesus H ****shite. you lot are warped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Rom?n Riquelme Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Folk that have pet spiders, snakes, lizards etc are always societal oddballs, without exception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Is that a Goliath Birdeater? Edit: To change the name. I'd hate to see you if you saw that after the state you were in when a spider smaller than a staple was on your back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Your resident and friendly house spider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House M.D. Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I'd hate to see you if you saw that after the state you were in when a spider smaller than a staple was on your back I'd lick the underside of Susan Boyles tit before I let that near me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I'd lick the underside of Susan Boyles tit before I let that near me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullen13 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Is that a Goliath Birdeater? Edit: To change the name. Aye they are MASSIVE. I don't mind spiders but there is no danger I would do this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBCDqN4s7AY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le Tissier Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 If you ever see this badboy: Run for your ******* life and grab the nearest large object to the fruit lane. Unless you want an excruciating death. You'd then also be found deed with an erection as their potent venom has a component that can help erectile disfunction. It's neither a nice or dignified way to go. I dont do the shopping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Aye they are MASSIVE. I don't mind spiders but there is no danger I would do this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBCDqN4s7AY Jesus wept!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Morgan Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Aye they are MASSIVE. I don't mind spiders but there is no danger I would do this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBCDqN4s7AY See I don't think Spiders like that look scary, it's just a big furry thing and quite slow. I hate the fast house spiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Couldn't watch that video without feeling like the thing was crawling all over me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny Crane Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Did somebody mention snakes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT86xaR7ByE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuj1 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Aye, fair enough, I suppose... I love ants even more than spiders and wasps. 33 is way too old to buy an ant farm, probably. AntWorks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundojambo Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 flies and wasps are what i hate. 2 bluebottles in the room just now. where's a spider when you need one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundojambo Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 now no flies in the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 now no flies in the room Thanks for the update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Found a wood louse in my bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 It's dead now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Aye they are MASSIVE. I don't mind spiders but there is no danger I would do this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBCDqN4s7AY What a """"ing weirdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Morgan Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Did somebody mention snakes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT86xaR7ByE Shit myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 AntWorks Did you read the disclaimer at the bottom of that page? CHOKING HAZARD - - small parts. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 No false widows in Scotland? Utter baws, got 5 in a pyrex dish just now that have been confirmed by the Natural History Museum as false widows. In Leith!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfcjamie Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 just killed a huge fecker in the bathroom , give me the creeps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 No false widows in Scotland? Utter baws, got 5 in a pyrex dish just now that have been confirmed by the Natural History Museum as false widows. In Leith!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 There's one in my room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullen13 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 You see I don't mind spiders. It's just when you see one of them, look away for a second, look back and the wee feckers gone! Ninjas! Creepy buggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 No false widows in Scotland? Utter baws, got 5 in a pyrex dish just now that have been confirmed by the Natural History Museum as false widows. In Leith!! Why the feck do you keep spiders in pyrex dishes Mr buffalo bill over here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Why the feck do you keep spiders in pyrex dishes Mr buffalo bill over here So I could take photos of the little shits to send to the Natural History Museum of course. Christ! Is it so complicated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 So I could take photos of the little shits to send to the Natural History Museum of course. Did you send them over the web? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 This spider is unkillable. Any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 So I could take photos of the little shits to send to the Natural History Museum of course. Christ! Is it so complicated? Naked shots. Spider porn imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 This spider is unkillable. Any suggestions? Deodorant can and lighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Deodorant can and lighter. Don't have a lighter. And I'm too much of a wimp to get too close to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 See I don't think Spiders like that look scary, it's just a big furry thing and quite slow. I hate the fast house spiders. Exactly That fella could crawl over my face all day if he wanted. The wee ones scuttling across the walls though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Don't have a lighter. And I'm too much of a wimp to get too close to it. Deodorant can on it's own should do the job to be honest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ortarkod Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Chucked A Clash of Kings at it. Killed the *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullen13 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Thoughts are with the family, brings it all in to perspective really. RIP spidey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 After seeing loads of photos over Facebook and twitter about spiders, every night I'm getting more and more anxious about going to bed at night. I'm frantically glancing at the roof and the walls every 5 minutes, and shaking the covers frantically, I ******* hate the *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Tazio has killed my life. I'm never, ever, ever, going outside again. [edit] - meant to add to this on Wednesday - but I woke up with 2 bites on my lip on Wed morning - felt shite the entire day, and my bottom lip swelled up I'm going to die, amn't I ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I am terrified of wasps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budgie. Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Chucked A Clash of Kings at it. Killed the *****. Watch out. A Lannister spider always pays it's debts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Wasps (and Bee's) I will do some strange unplanned funky dance to get away from them. Spiders, on first sight I will jump...then off to find my cat who seems to have a right brutal hatred for them as he will go nuts if he spots one and there is no messing about its straight in the gob and sometimes I hear the crunch! Add Daddy Long Legs in there too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Price Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Is it just me or are there a lot more moths than usual? Come home to find at least 5 flying about my living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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