david mcgee Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 If you were to put in writing an offer to duff and duffer to buy Rangers. Anything over a pound would seem fair enough. ( according to my mate Whytie ) They would have to by law respond to your offer, all be it you would likely get a polite decline. Still, that signed letter framed on your wall wouldnt half make a talking point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryB Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Let's all bid for them How do we do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 I've got 4 first class stamps. I could offer them.They're worth much more now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark_Mywords Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Superb idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 If you DID manage to buy Rangers, you could use their allocation of Cup Final tickets...couldn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryB Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Can someone outline the process to put a bid in? Who to write to/call etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Bit of a ^^^^ if you did end up lumbered with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 If you DID manage to buy Rangers, you could use their allocation of Cup Final tickets...couldn't you? I'd be in but I'm not sure how impressed the administrators would be by some random punter with Michigan connections. Oh, wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david mcgee Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Bit of a ^^^^ if you did end up lumbered with them. Im sure a half eaten snickers bar and your collection of Razzle wouldnt sway it. But you never know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Im sure a half eaten snickers bar and your collection of Razzle wouldnt sway it. But you never know? Hoy! I could even throw in a Nokia 3510i (used). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Bit of a ^^^^ if you did end up lumbered with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david mcgee Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Could you imagine that bald administrator doing due dilligence on all of them? I reckon he would grow grey hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo1874 Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 The better half made a tray of rocky road that I can add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 The better half made a tray of rocky road that I can add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david mcgee Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Hoy! I could even throw in a Nokia 3510i (used). Could you imagine if the reply came back. Thankyou for your offer to purchase Rangers football club for a half eaten snickers, your collection of Razzel and your Nokia 3510i (used ). We appreciate your valued offer, however on this occasion we reluctantly decline your offer. If you would up your offer to an un-opened snickers bar we maybe able to offer you preferred bidder status. Yours in complete and utter desperation, Duff and Duffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay B-8) Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 pay a pound for a 200 million debt Good buisness is where you find it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalamazoo Jambo Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Could you imagine if the reply came back. Thankyou for your offer to purchase Rangers football club for a half eaten snickers, your collection of Razzel and your Nokia 3510i (used ). We appreciate your valued offer, however on this occasion we reluctantly decline your offer. If you would up your offer to an un-opened snickers bar we maybe able to offer you preferred bidder status. Yours in complete and utter desperation, Duff and Duffer. ...and a Marathon bidding war ensues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david mcgee Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 ...and a Marathon bidding war ensues Thats nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david mcgee Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Let's all bid for them How do we do it? Okay, ive phoned around, and a guy meeting the administrators description left the sally army hostel last night. Although sympathetic the sally army cant and wont be responsible for forwarding mail. Mr Paul Clark ( managing director) Duff and Phelps. Can be contacted at 43-45 Portman Square London W1H 6LY Replying to thousands of hacked off and disgruntled football fans from all over Scotland shouldnt be a problem to him, and after all it wont last that long because after him we can move on to the SFA and SPL. ( has to be worth the price of a stamp? ) ( And i know they have gone up recently ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWJ Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Thats nuts! Isn't that off-Topic ..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david mcgee Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 Isn't that off-Topic ..? Your reveling in this, arent you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Your reveling in this, arent you? Let's face it. These puns were bounty happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Let's face it. These puns were bounty happen. Groan... a galaxy of bad puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilson's Shank Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 You would have to be a (fruit) and nut case to do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjh1874 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I'm be Twix and between with it all to honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 What Riesen would you NOT do this? Pulling up outside Ibronx to the flashes of the paparazzi's Caramacs, doing the Twirl-y with yer red, white & blue scarf. Be a great Boost to Scottish fitba' but gutting for the teddy bears when they realise I'm just a poor Drifter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GforGallo Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 What about the spare money from the big flag? That would easily buy ra' gers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Couldn't we form a consortium? I'd be willing to invest a copy of "Excess Slaggage" on DVD (no case), a near empty bottle of Kummerling and a Lindt chocolate Easter bunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 This would be Quality, streets ahead of anything Whyte or the blue Knights could muster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingle Bells Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 offer a couple of currant buns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennytheJambo Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Superb idea. Changing the subject. This cake is impressive. Who made it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahgrassyshoes Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Did the OP write this title or has it been edited by the mods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Changing the subject. This cake is impressive. Who made it? Mark_Mywords himself is the master baker in question. Exceedingly good cake IMO, and the stuff of internet legend if I'm honest. Pm me to quote a price for one of these Mark, if you can do that please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayman Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 i've got a small collection of nuts and zoo magazines, if i swapped them for rangers( i think it would be a no brainer for them to accept) would i be able to make ally mccoist do sprint training all day whilst i meddled in first team affairs??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primrose Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 The price has been set and unfortunately foir you young ones its in old money. 2 bob and a BIG BIG Orange! (Chocolate Orange may be possible!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeylandJambo Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 The price has been set and unfortunately foir you young ones its in old money. 2 bob and a BIG BIG Orange! (Chocolate Orange may be possible!) 10 bob a big big orange & I'll throw in a chipped apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 The price has been set and unfortunately foir you young ones its in old money. 2 bob and a BIG BIG Orange! (Chocolate Orange may be possible!) Could be on to a winner here. Choc Orange 99p each in Home Bargains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 That's my letter in the post. I have bid: 1. A tattered copy of All Fudd and Flaps' Men starring Alex Thomson as Deep Shit 2. A slightly stained VHS of Up Shit Creek Without a Paddle!: When Coprophilia Goes Wrong 3. 11 pence as follows: 2 x 1p 2 x 2p (one of these coins has been in a saucer of Sarson's Malt Vinegar since yesterday and is looking shiny new) 1 x 5p 4. A florin my granny gave me once. Fingers crossed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 The price has been set and unfortunately foir you young ones its in old money. 2 bob and a BIG BIG Orange! (Chocolate Orange may be possible!) How about two bob and Gary O'Connor? He is big and orange after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adeb74 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I have a mars bar, a pint of London fuller and a bottled cockney accent shouting "BUYME"! Will that do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryB Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Okay, ive phoned around, and a guy meeting the administrators description left the sally army hostel last night. Although sympathetic the sally army cant and wont be responsible for forwarding mail. Mr Paul Clark ( managing director) Duff and Phelps. Can be contacted at 43-45 Portman Square London W1H 6LY Replying to thousands of hacked off and disgruntled football fans from all over Scotland shouldnt be a problem to him, and after all it wont last that long because after him we can move on to the SFA and SPL. ( has to be worth the price of a stamp? ) ( And i know they have gone up recently ) Ok I sent a letter bidding ?10 Do they actually have to reply? Who else is sending a letter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Ok I sent a letter bidding ?10 Do they actually have to reply? Who else is sending a letter? Im sending one away tomorrow. Not sure what to bid. I don't actually want Rangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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