ritchies75 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 So Birmingham offer ?300,000 for Calderwood. Calderwood wants to go. Hibs say no. Hibs then sack Calderwood. Calderwood goes to Birmingham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 he was the ass manager at fester. looking after the donkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 He done them up good and proper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Also... ass manager. Proctology jokes just waiting to happen all over that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munch Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 So Birmingham offer ?300,000 for Calderwood. Calderwood wants to go. Hibs say no. Hibs then sack Calderwood. Calderwood goes to Birmingham. RP Will not get a lot of sleep tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveofthegame Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 So he'll get a payoff from Hibs and still get the job he actually wanted!!! hahahahaha. What a clever, clever man! "Chris, hold off on appointing yourself an assistant, I'll be with you in no time, just got to finish off the job up the road quickly first" Great job Agent CC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon 1874 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 This is why the hobnobs are a laughing stock, couple that with the saucy decanter and, well I'll leave you to work it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I didn't think it would be possible for Agent Coco to go any higher in my estimations but again he has exceeded my expectations. Fantastic news and the tache will be along with the rest of the Hobo's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McClure Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Hahahaha, Calderwood just scored himself some :phreemunney: Petrie will be furious. Great foresight d1ckhead!!!! Laughable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchies75 Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 http://www.birminghammail.net/birmingham-sport/birmingham-city-fc/birmingham-city-fc-news/2011/11/08/birmingham-city-ready-to-land-chris-hughton-target-97319-29737651/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Lolderwood hasnae half done a number on those c****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside1874 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Lolderwood hasnae half done a number on those c****. Calderwood wanted away and he wasn't allowed. The guy couldn't work with the mad tache. Petrie is off his chopper and actually makes our Vlad seem normal, but while the media don't bother their erky reporting this then the blind masses wont think it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Chris Kamara has a turn of phrase for this whole episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Win win for Calderwood here. Get sacked = get paid off at Hibs. Move to new job = closer to family (I believe they still stay down south). Less stress = he's not a manager now, just an assistant. Weight off his shoulders. Get paid more = Birmingham will pay more than Hibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Merse Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Hibs are probably out about ?600k for keeping him on for an extra 4 months where he has led them to the dizzy heights of being 1 point off the bottom. Double whammy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DalryJambo Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Win win for Calderwood here. Get sacked = get paid off at Hibs. Move to new job = closer to family (I believe they still stay down south). Less stress = he's not a manager now, just an assistant. Weight off his shoulders. Get paid more = Birmingham will pay more than Hibs. HIbs also paid compensation to Newcastle to bring him to Easter Road in the first place!!!! What a great piece of business all round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottg71 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 A hobo at work said they won't have to pay him anything as he was just put on gardening leave! Probably why he ain't saying anything as he'll have to drag them through a tribunal to get what he's owed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUTOL Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 A hobo at work said they won't have to pay him anything as he was just put on gardening leave! Probably why he ain't saying anything as he'll have to drag them through a tribunal to get what he's owed. Gardening Leave, means he is still getting wages. The details may change if he now takes a new position, but generally speaking gardening leave means you see out your notice period away from your work but still receive your full wages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cut The Crap Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Hibs are probably out about ?600k for keeping him on for an extra 4 months where he has led them to the dizzy heights of being 1 point off the bottom. Double whammy. The most pleasing confluence of events since May 1998. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Hibs are still paying Yogi's wages and will continue to pay CC until he gets another gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 This thread title makes me giggle every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Hibs are still paying Yogi's wages and will continue to pay CC until he gets another gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rastajambo Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Lolderwood hasnae half done a number on those c****. you think we could have him up at tynecastle as a Hearts greats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 you think we could have him up at tynecastle as a Hearts greats? Next Saturday's half time draw perhaps?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchies75 Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 Colin Calderwood has been confirmed as Chris Hughton's assistant manager at Birmingham City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Hibs turn down ?300k from someone else for their manager. Hibs then pay their manager off because they remembered that he was horse shit at his job. He ends up at the club willing to pay them for him, for the sum of nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feeno Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Well done colin, you deserve it me ol mucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Mugabe Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 A proper Hearts man if ever there was one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchies75 Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 From Birmingham press release: "Forty six year-old Calderwood has moved to St. Andrew's after leaving Scottish Premier League side Hibernian, where he had been first team manager for the past year up until recently..........After a year on Tyneside, Calderwood moved north of the border to take up the position of first team manager at SPL side Hibernian, and led them to tenth place in the Scottish Premier League in 2010/11" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 From Birmingham press release: "Forty six year-old Calderwood has moved to St. Andrew's after leaving Scottish Premier League side Hibernian, where he had been first team manager for the past year up until recently..........After a year on Tyneside, Calderwood moved north of the border to take up the position of first team manager at SPL side Hibernian, and led them to tenth place in the Scottish Premier League in 2010/11" That is the best bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Hubs, haha, still paying Yogi, still paying Lolderwood (or at least a nice wedge in compensation), and will have to fork out wages for the new lad when he arrives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paolo Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 That is the best bit. I had a **** day at work, but that did make me smile. In fact the whole thing did, but that quote is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Snigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I hope to Christ that the vermin have got to pay him his contract in full rather than just pay him until he gets a new job. None-the-less, what a bunch of jebends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem Officer? Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyblack'sshot Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmsh0kRKyB4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Can it get any better??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 This is even funnier than when the brought back Ratboy for 3x the transfer fee that they sold him for. Such financial prudence, no wonder Petrie is so well remunerated. It does make you wonder though, if Calderwood really was a dreadful manager, or whether there was something inherently wrong with the set-up at Hibs - the same issues that reportedly saw John Collins bugger off and eventually did for Yogi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 This is even funnier than when the brought back Ratboy for 3x the transfer fee that they sold him for. Such financial prudence, no wonder Petrie is so well remunerated. It does make you wonder though, if Calderwood really was a dreadful manager, or whether there was something inherently wrong with the set-up at Hibs - the same issues that reportedly saw John Collins bugger off and eventually did for Yogi? Only time will tell! I wonder how hard the tache is kicking himself for not cashing in earlier?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 I wonder how hard the tache is kicking himself for not cashing in earlier?? I wonder how hard Farmer is kicking the tache for not cashing in earlier?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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