hearts_crazy Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Obviously for balck read black Well I found it amusing Anyone need me to explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts_crazy Posted September 21, 2011 Author Share Posted September 21, 2011 Oh alright then. It started pissing down with rain near the end of the game, everyone got under cover exept one guy all dressed in black and some of the fans started singing 'who's the pedo in the black' it was mildly amusing on an otherwise crap night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I still don't get it tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartofmidlothian Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Oh alright then. It started pissing down with rain near the end of the game, everyone got under cover exept one guy all dressed in black and some of the fans started singing 'who's the pedo in the black' it was mildly amusing on an otherwise crap night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rand Paul's Ray Bans Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 One of 'you had to be there' moments I'm presuming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 It was me. I am a 'pedo'. I am a neighbour of crank, arm, and chain. And I have a speech im'pedo'ment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 So wait, because some lad doesn't turn into a screaming queen when it rains, that means he touches children? It's an interesting theory, but not one I feel would hold up in a court of law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I like getting caught in the rain (and pina coladas, but that's not important right now), does that make me a paedo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkserino Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I like getting caught in the rain (and pina coladas, but that's not important right now), does that make me a paedo? One of the funniest responses to a pointless kickback thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cut The Crap Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I like getting caught in the rain (and pina coladas, but that's not important right now), does that make me a paedo? Maybe a Hearts version of The Peado Colada Song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Just Came To Say Kello Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 hearts_crazy went to ayr and got mad with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Obviously for balck read black Well I found it amusing Anyone need me to explain? There is no such thing as a pedo. So maybe you could start with explaining that bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-tackle Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 1 of our m8s on his own in the rain we started to sing to him then more joined in just banter on a shite night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 So wait, because some lad doesn't turn into a screaming queen when it rains, that means he touches children? It's an interesting theory, but not one I feel would hold up in a court of law. I dunno. Sounds plausible to me. Feck it, guilty I say. What's his address? I'm rallying the troops as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I dunno. Sounds plausible to me. Feck it, guilty I say. What's his address? I'm rallying the troops as we speak. Poor old Paedo Phil. I wonder where he was off out to? THE LOCAL PRIMARY SCHOOL, NO DOUBT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts_crazy Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 Okay, it was a 'you had to be there' story. It was a source of amusement on an otherwise drab night of disappointment Was anybody else on here actually there last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Was anybody else on here actually there last night? Not me. Gutted I missed it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Okay, it was a 'you had to be there' story. It was a source of amusement on an otherwise drab night of disappointment Was anybody else on here actually there last night? Was I ****. Better things to do with my spare time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Okay, it was a 'you had to be there' story. It was a source of amusement on an otherwise drab night of disappointment Was anybody else on here actually there last night? I was. Didn't hear said song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mundojambo Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 i was there, i heard the song and saw 'paedo phil' it was the 2 things it has been claimed; a "you had to be there" moment, and secondly, in my opinion, it was mildly amusing on an otherwise grim night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 So wait, because some lad doesn't turn into a screaming queen when it rains, that means he touches children? It's an interesting theory, but not one I feel would hold up in a court of law. Well known fact that Craig Thomson would often refuse an umbrella even in the most torrential rain. Must be something in that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandt Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Standing in the pissing rain whilst everybody else ran for cover. Better fan than all of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo Dunc Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 i was standing rigt next 2 him when everyone started singing it as i was getting a pie and so was he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo Dunc Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Also did anyone see the boy with the weird gold cowboy hat on strange and dissapointing night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Obviously for balck read black Should we also read paedo for pedo or was there some kind of foot fetish based japery at Somerset park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 It actually was quite funny at the time. One of those songs which seemed to come out of nowhere and have no real logic behind it, which made it quite funny when you were standing in the freezing cold watching Hearts playing terribly against a poor Ayr side. The guy took it in good part. Having said that, Kickback disapproves so I suppose that those of us who bothered to travel to the game should all hang our heads in shame for being uncultured morons. Yes, even those of you who didn't join in with the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Okay, it was a 'you had to be there' story. It was a source of amusement on an otherwise drab night of disappointment Was anybody else on here actually there last night? I was there. There was quite a few interesting moments involving the fans. I got there 15 mins late (in the Railway End) and one guy was shouting a tirade of abuse at PS and the players, like "Pass it ******* forward you useless ****, you're not Barcalona you stupid a**eholes! How are you all happy watching this boring s**te? Sergio just GTF!" to which he got quite a few GTFs back. During a quiet spell, someone shouted "Alarm clock for the Hearts fans, wakey wakey!". People retreating into the sheltered end when it started raining, actually made a better atmosphere with everyone in one place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Borat Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 1 of our m8s on his own in the rain we started to sing to him then more joined in just banter on a shite night Your mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 It actually was quite funny at the time. One of those songs which seemed to come out of nowhere and have no real logic behind it, which made it quite funny when you were standing in the freezing cold crap afternoons/nights like that you do tend to hear the occasional amusing ditty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Pivotonian Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Also did anyone see the boy with the weird gold cowboy hat on strange and dissapointing night He has to be the strangest laddie presently watching HMFC. I've seen him twice now at an away game. He's about 12, he wears a gold lamme cowboy hat, a shoulder bag and huge Roy Orbisson specs (with no lenses). Last night he produced at least two beach balls from the bag, blew them up and proceeded to batter them into anyone unfortunate to be standing in front on him. He must have started, or tried to start about 50 songs last night. At one point he wandered back to the metal wall and started battering it for dear life trying to start off a chant. This one will take some watching. You just wouldn't want to stand beside him if you had a hangover. He seems to be part of a much larger group (possibly all related?). Anyway, the laddie seems seriously deranged (or possibly attention deficient) but his heart is certainly in the right place. A legend in the making. Good luck to the young chap. I wish some of the players last night had his enthusiasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbie_Burns Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Out of interest who are the 'K-TOI Hearts' as proclaimed on their large flag hanging by the stand last night ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurooba Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 He has to be the strangest laddie presently watching HMFC. I've seen him twice now at an away game. He's about 12, he wears a gold lamme cowboy hat, a shoulder bag and huge Roy Orbisson specs (with no lenses). Last night he produced at least two beach balls from the bag, blew them up and proceeded to batter them into anyone unfortunate to be standing in front on him. He must have started, or tried to start about 50 songs last night. At one point he wandered back to the metal wall and started battering it for dear life trying to start off a chant. This one will take some watching. You just wouldn't want to stand beside him if you had a hangover. He seems to be part of a much larger group (possibly all related?). Anyway, the laddie seems seriously deranged (or possibly attention deficient) but his heart is certainly in the right place. A legend in the making. Good luck to the young chap. I wish some of the players last night had his enthusiasm. That's one of the funniest posts I've ever read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 He has to be the strangest laddie presently watching HMFC. I've seen him twice now at an away game. He's about 12, he wears a gold lamme cowboy hat, a shoulder bag and huge Roy Orbisson specs (with no lenses). Last night he produced at least two beach balls from the bag, blew them up and proceeded to batter them into anyone unfortunate to be standing in front on him. He must have started, or tried to start about 50 songs last night. At one point he wandered back to the metal wall and started battering it for dear life trying to start off a chant. This one will take some watching. You just wouldn't want to stand beside him if you had a hangover. He seems to be part of a much larger group (possibly all related?). Anyway, the laddie seems seriously deranged (or possibly attention deficient) but his heart is certainly in the right place. A legend in the making. Good luck to the young chap. I wish some of the players last night had his enthusiasm. Hey, don't forget the Hawaiian Lei roond his neck. Bizarre! He'll maybe grow oot of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 He has to be the strangest laddie presently watching HMFC. I've seen him twice now at an away game. He's about 12, he wears a gold lamme cowboy hat, a shoulder bag and huge Roy Orbisson specs (with no lenses). I like him already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floyd Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 He has to be the strangest laddie presently watching HMFC. I've seen him twice now at an away game. He's about 12, he wears a gold lamme cowboy hat, a shoulder bag and huge Roy Orbisson specs (with no lenses). Last night he produced at least two beach balls from the bag, blew them up and proceeded to batter them into anyone unfortunate to be standing in front on him. He must have started, or tried to start about 50 songs last night. At one point he wandered back to the metal wall and started battering it for dear life trying to start off a chant. This one will take some watching. You just wouldn't want to stand beside him if you had a hangover. He seems to be part of a much larger group (possibly all related?). Anyway, the laddie seems seriously deranged (or possibly attention deficient) but his heart is certainly in the right place. A legend in the making. Good luck to the young chap. I wish some of the players last night had his enthusiasm. Is this our version of HGW's mate Derry of Sect 43?? Could be interesting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftie Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 K-TOI is knightsridge in livi! maybe they ave a suporters club now? jus guesing like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 This has turned full circle since I went to the boozer. Is the boy in black a bit dolly? If so, this changes from "OP tells dull story" to "OP tells story with tinges of awesome about his mongy mate". I'm WELL down for the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramer Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 He has to be the strangest laddie presently watching HMFC. I've seen him twice now at an away game. He's about 12, he wears a gold lamme cowboy hat, a shoulder bag and huge Roy Orbisson specs (with no lenses). Last night he produced at least two beach balls from the bag, blew them up and proceeded to batter them into anyone unfortunate to be standing in front on him. He must have started, or tried to start about 50 songs last night. At one point he wandered back to the metal wall and started battering it for dear life trying to start off a chant. This one will take some watching. You just wouldn't want to stand beside him if you had a hangover. He seems to be part of a much larger group (possibly all related?). Anyway, the laddie seems seriously deranged (or possibly attention deficient) but his heart is certainly in the right place. A legend in the making. Good luck to the young chap. I wish some of the players last night had his enthusiasm. About 12? Seriously deranged? Fits the description of a number of posters on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 About 12? Seriously deranged? Fits the description of a number of posters on here. Wearing a gold cowboy hat though? That only covers about a dozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I got caught in the rain at lunch time when I nipped to greggs. Nae jacket on neither, lock your daughters up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I got caught in the rain at lunch time when I nipped to greggs. Nae jacket on neither, lock your 4 year old sons up FTFY, you deranged BEAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Wearing a gold cowboy hat though? That only covers about a dozen. Big hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts_crazy Posted September 23, 2011 Author Share Posted September 23, 2011 Also did anyone see the boy with the weird gold cowboy hat on strange and dissapointing night I saw him outside the ground before the gates opened, I thought WTF is that all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts_crazy Posted September 23, 2011 Author Share Posted September 23, 2011 I was there. There was quite a few interesting moments involving the fans. I got there 15 mins late (in the Railway End) and one guy was shouting a tirade of abuse at PS and the players, like "Pass it ******* forward you useless ****, you're not Barcalona you stupid a**eholes! How are you all happy watching this boring s**te? Sergio just GTF!" to which he got quite a few GTFs back. During a quiet spell, someone shouted "Alarm clock for the Hearts fans, wakey wakey!". People retreating into the sheltered end when it started raining, actually made a better atmosphere with everyone in one place. I was the dude that shouted 'it's in your pocket' when the ref refused to book the player that fell over then took out Templeton in a fit of peak, raised a few titters behind me, wasn't meant to be funny though, just trying to get the useless ***** to do his job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_vlad Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 I saw him outside the ground before the gates opened, I thought WTF is that all about? we were in the wild west after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Pivotonian Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Hey, don't forget the Hawaiian Lei roond his neck. Bizarre! He'll maybe grow oot of it... Doh! How did I manage to forget THAT? In some ways the Hawaiian Lei was the most surreal touch. At one point during extra-time he unzipped his bag and flourished something to his dad / carer. 'Oh, no another beach ball' says the dad / carer. 'Aye' says the lad with a note of pride.The next ten minutes consisted of him alternating between puffing into the ball and trying to start chants going. As I've said already, this laddy will take some watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Pivotonian Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Hey, don't forget the Hawaiian Lei roond his neck. Bizarre! He'll maybe grow oot of it... May I be the first to crack the obvious 'Aloha aloha' gag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookie Bear Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 May I be the first to crack the obvious 'Aloha aloha' gag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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