Konrad von Carstein Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Face Off...no discussion required IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Castor Troy: If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Face Off...no discussion required IMO Word. It's utter shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Great movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 OP hasn't seen Crank 2 imo. Only film that can out-ridiculous Face/Off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonheid Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 What kinda film were you expecting? It's awesome for what it is, a pile of pish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Daddy's got a brand new bag..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Great movie. For someone that hates everything, I tend to agree with you on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 OP hasn't seen Crank 2 imo. Only film that can out-ridiculous Face/Off. agreed, but Crank 2 took a step too far and ended just being shite. Crank 1 was tremendous fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 For someone that hates everything, I tend to agree with you on this one. MOST things. I don't hate kittens, or bacon. In fact, after that other thread about Troll Hunter, it appears I like most things. I'm a fraud. MY LIFE IS A SHAM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac_fae_Gillie Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 A Boy and His Dog 1975 stars Don(miami vice)Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 agreed, but Crank 2 took a step too far and ended just being shite. Crank 1 was tremendous fun. Didn't say it was good, said it was more ridiculous than Face/Off - you're right on pretty much both counts. (Although I sat and watched Crank 2 and was entertained in a strange "every part of me hates this except the Jason Statham segment of my brain" kind of a way ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobmisterdobster Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 It's a quality film. Great story, great acting, great action scenes! All you cinemasnobs in here. YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSING ANYBODY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgiegirl Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Magnolia.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 It's a quality film. Great story, great acting, great action scenes! All you cinemasnobs in here. YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSING ANYBODY! And it's better than The Rock, which was shite. That's maybe because I still don't understand how he stabs himself in the heart and lives, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 It's a quality film. Great story, great acting, great action scenes! All you cinemasnobs in here. YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSING ANYBODY! Eh? From my reading, everyone on this thread bar one poster likes Face/Off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quagmire Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Face Off...no discussion required IMO IMO you haven't seen 'the room'. you may not have even heard of 'the room'. find and watch 'the room', then reconsider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 IMO you haven't seen 'the room'. you may not have even heard of 'the room'. find and watch 'the room', then reconsider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clanmac Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I think it's a brilliant film,it is what it is.over the top characters and lots of action.Whats not to enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 IMO you haven't seen 'the room'. you may not have even heard of 'the room'. find and watch 'the room', then reconsider. I've never met anyone who has seen it who isn't either a "wacky" student or a boring film geek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackal Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Dont know what you expected from a film that removes peoples faces and replaces them with another. There are many films that are worse than Face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I've never met anyone who has seen it who isn't either a "wacky" student or a boring film geek. I haven't seen it, but am aware of it's existence and have seen all the best clips on youtube. Rate me! Rate me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 IMO you haven't seen 'the room'. you may not have even heard of 'the room'. find and watch 'the room', then reconsider. You jumped out of a plane for a made up person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I haven't seen it, but am aware of it's existence and have seen all the best clips on youtube. Rate me! Rate me! You're a wanabee. That's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpGYMZ-R4Q0&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 You're a wanabee. That's all. A wanabee "wacky" student or a wannabe film geek? If it's the latter, can my favoured portfolio of work include the combined works of Ishiro Honda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quagmire Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I've never met anyone who has seen it who isn't either a "wacky" student or a boring film geek. my point stands - it's unparalleled in ridiculousness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingantti1874 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 And it's better than The Rock, which was shite. That's maybe because I still don't understand how he stabs himself in the heart and lives, mind. What the rock is amazing.. Face off is utter shite as are 90% of john woo movies, I especially hate the slowly flying birds scenes he seems to include in them all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 What the rock is amazing.. Face off is utter shite as are 90% of john woo movies, I especially hate the slowly flying birds scenes he seems to include in them all... So explain the stabbing himself in the heart bit. I genuinely don't get it. He stabs himself in the heart, the place gets bombed, he somehow wakes up and jumps out in time. MAKES NAE SENSE. And that's coming from me, who thinks Son of Godzilla is a documentary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Face Off...no discussion required IMO Mary Poppins is worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 And it's better than The Rock, which was shite. That's maybe because I still don't understand how he stabs himself in the heart and lives, mind. The Rock is mint. Losers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 The Rock is mint. Losers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen See #29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I didn't enjoy The Rock or Face/Off. However, when talking about ridiculous movies, you need look no further than M. Night Shyamyshammylan. Unbreakable being the worst movie I have ever paid to go and see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I didn't enjoy The Rock or Face/Off. However, when talking about ridiculous movies, you need look no further than M. Night Shyamyshammylan. Unbreakable being the worst movie I have ever paid to go and see. "Signs" creeped me out like ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Calling it Unbreakable was a typo actually meant to say Unbearable as a warning to all filmgoers Unfortunately by the time it came to release and all the posters had been done it was too late Not really but I cannot come close to describing my hate for that film, I came out the cinema incredibly fecked off, the Village is a close second. The guy is a prime example of having a good 1st film then disappearing up his own arse PS I love Face/Off and the Rock, perfect examples of films where you can just sit down and switch off your brain for a couple of hours PPS IJ he survives because he's Nic f*****g Cage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 PPS IJ he survives because he's Nic f*****g Cage He didn't do that very well in Kickass. Anyway - HE STABS HIMSELF IN THE ******* HEART. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 It's an adrenaline/smack/random drug injection to re-start his heart after he's been infected by the nerve gas obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Inception :down: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighusref Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Calling it Unbreakable was a typo actually meant to say Unbearable as a warning to all filmgoers Unfortunately by the time it came to release and all the posters had been done it was too late Not really but I cannot come close to describing my hate for that film, I came out the cinema incredibly fecked off, the Village is a close second. The guy is a prime example of having a good 1st film then disappearing up his own arse This man knows his shit. PS I love Face/Off and the Rock, perfect examples of films where you can just sit down and switch off your brain for a couple of hours This man knows feck all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 It's an adrenaline/smack/random drug injection to re-start his heart after he's been infected by the nerve gas obviously I'm no having it. Stabbed in heart = death. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groot Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I'm no having it. Stabbed in heart = death. Fact. Uma Thurman didn't die in Pulp Fiction FACTAMUNDO! BH, I will watch almost anything, sometimes the mood calls for watching a shite film (pretentious **** is lower than shite so unless the marketing has managed to hide the pretentious wankery I won't watch it) Speaking of which, what is the room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moogsy Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 No one in this thread has ever sat through early 90s classic sports adventure Fire, Ice and Dynamite. IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I didn't enjoy The Rock or Face/Off. However, when talking about ridiculous movies, you need look no further than M. Night Shyamyshammylan. Unbreakable being the worst movie I have ever paid to go and see. I've got to say that with the bit in bold you have a winner. All his films use the same trick of deliberately not showing something that should be obvious until the very end, or lazily don't even try and explain the root of the plot. To me I'll see you on Unbreakable and raise you "The Village". - Unbreakable - truly awful. - Signs - lightweight and truly awful, again based on not explaining how the characters get from A to B, without noticing the obvious, via editing. - The Village - we are supposed to believe the characters had no idea that they were living in a sealed off reservation in present day. Riiight. - The Happening - truly ridiculous premise that is not explained/justified. I think I might have seen one of his other films on TV and switched it off. His standard formula does nothing for me other than make me switch off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I've got to say that with the bit in bold you have a winner. All his films use the same trick of deliberately not showing something that should be obvious until the very end, or lazily don't even try and explain the root of the plot. To me I'll see you on Unbreakable and raise you "The Village". - Unbreakable - truly awful. - Signs - lightweight and truly awful, again based on not explaining how the characters get from A to B, without noticing the obvious, via editing. - The Village - we are supposed to believe the characters had no idea that they were living in a sealed off reservation in present day. Riiight. - The Happening - truly ridiculous premise that is not explained/justified. I think I might have seen one of his other films on TV and switched it off. His standard formula does nothing for me other than make me switch off. As I said, Signs freaked me out - mainly that birthday party scene. But aye. Mel Gibson is a priest that's lost his religion. Aliens try to boot his arse, and he FINDS HIS RELIGION AGAIN. Eh?! How does that work? The existence of aliens is proven, and you start believing in God again? I'm no sure that he thought that one through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Beastmaster 2....pure and utter brilliance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_Jarman Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 As I said, Signs freaked me out - mainly that birthday party scene. But aye. Mel Gibson is a priest that's lost his religion. Aliens try to boot his arse, and he FINDS HIS RELIGION AGAIN. Eh?! How does that work? The existence of aliens is proven, and you start believing in God again? I'm no sure that he thought that one through. "Tell Merrill to swing away." Did you really need a prophecy from your dying wife to tell your brother to hit the alien with a big ******* baseball bat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Just Came To Say Kello Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Salt. Those who know, know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Transporter 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Maroonblood Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Salt. Those who know, know. Any movie with Angelina is tops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Crank and Crank 2 are ridiculous but hilarious. Tarentino and Rodriguez's grindhouse were pretty silly. Rubber - I struggle to even comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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