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Ryan Gosling

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Yet another of the Premiership "Superstars" scared to be on the same field as, and be made to look extremely ordinary by, Sir Ryan Stevenson.

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tottenham dave

Bit of a shame, I'd say he was a definate starter in the tie.

 

Nevermind, well just have to play Kranjcar.

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Ryan Gosling

Bit of a shame, I'd say he was a definate starter in the tie.

 

Nevermind, well just have to play Kranjcar.

 

Until he soils his breeks anaw.

 

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Then we'll bring on a clean panted Lennon.

 

Can't wait to see him mincing down the wing straight into a Black two-footer.

 

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I recon jet lag may play a major part in the demise of their team at Tynecastle Park as well as the thicker than unusual aroma in the air next to the brewery along with the fact that they will have no time to acclimatize to our summer weather :(

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Can you blame us? Playing the third best team in Scotland is enough to instill the fear of God into any Premier League side.

 

I am just praying we don't get dicked 7-0 on aggregate.

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Ryan Gosling

Can you blame us? Playing the third best team in Scotland is enough to instill the fear of God into any Premier League side.

 

I am just praying we don't get dicked 7-0 on aggregate.

 

God is a Jambo, and laughs in the face of your futile prayers.

 

Isn't that right, God?

 

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bajthejambo

Zal to score from one of his pattented, blade scimmying runs, with a subtle dink over an utterly perplexed Brad Friedel. NAP

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