Smack Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Came around this morning after a particularly heavy day yesterday. I found ?461.97 in the back pocket of my jeans. Normally I would have a rough idea what I got up to the day before, but this time I haven't got a clue. I'm going to have to get all CSI to try and figure out where the cash came from. Initial reports indicate my bank balance was not a victim of this crime. It should be funny, but I'm properly stumped at the moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Bookies, casino or Calton Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardie Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Came around this morning after a particularly heavy day yesterday. I found ?461.97 in the back pocket of my jeans. Normally I would have a rough idea what I got up to the day before, but this time I haven't got a clue. I'm going to have to get all CSI to try and figure out where the cash came from. Initial reports indicate my bank balance was not a victim of this crime. It should be funny, but I'm properly stumped at the moment! A win at the bookies? found it? Robbed someone at knifepoint? robbed a shop? withdrew ?300 from cashline then after midnight withdrew more thinking you were sknit (as you do). Are you a robber?? :ninja: :ninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamborich Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Came around this morning after a particularly heavy day yesterday. I found ?461.97 in the back pocket of my jeans. Normally I would have a rough idea what I got up to the day before, but this time I haven't got a clue. I'm going to have to get all CSI to try and figure out where the cash came from. Initial reports indicate my bank balance was not a victim of this crime. It should be funny, but I'm properly stumped at the moment! How's yer erse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I'll have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 To be honest, my ring is a bit sore this morning. Do you really think that is it? Jesus, I'm a rent boy. Never thought life would turn out this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Casino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 Definitely wasn't the casino. Unless they've opened a new one in Whitburn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 They should totally make a movie out of this. Oh wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk_Till_Dawn Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Definitely wasn't the casino. Unless they've opened a new one in Whitburn. That narrows it down to prostitution then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 The police will be round shortly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 They should totally make a movie out of this. Oh wait. Like I said, it's not like me at all. Fair enough if I came home with nothing in my back pocket like normal, I'd accept that, and I would probably know why. I am totally bemused at this though. Zero memories. It's a wee bit scary. Problem is, I didn't even go out. I was out, but not out for a night, just out as in not at home. Sent a few texts to try and establish my whereabouts but nobody seems to have a clue what I'm on about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Why must you turn this forum into a house of lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I've had to phone my bank a few times to enquire about missing cash from my bank. Turns out it is usually withdrawn with my card from the ATM machines at the bridges next to Whistle Binkies, usually about 12.00... .....then again at 1.30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 That narrows it down to prostitution then How much do rent boys make in a place like Whitburn though? Pretty sure you'd get a ride off a whitburn lass for twa beezers and a jam jar. The boys can't be making 400 quid a night??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 Why must you turn this forum into a house of lies. It's true enough. I could probably figure out what happened if I really tried, but since I haven't yet and since I was logged on to Kickback browsing the latest shit, I thought it would be a laugh to knock about a few theories first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboM Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Definitely wasn't the casino. Unless they've opened a new one in Whitburn. Is it your payment for burning down the Welfare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 Is it your payment for burning down the Welfare? Don't say that in public. A man could get killed for less! Saw the boy Starr on the Scottish news talking about the tragedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart MacD Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Does it hurt when you piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Berwick Jambo Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 http://www.lbp.police.uk/press_release%5Carticles%5C2011%5CJuly%5C01%5C2.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Funny you should mention it, but I lost ?461.95 in Whitburn last night. Pm me your address and I'll be round later, cheers. ps I can only assume the other 2p was already in yer back tail before you picked up my lowie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 . I found ?461.97 in the back pocket of my jeans. Lucky you,with my luck the Mrs would've done the laundry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb101 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Definitely wasn't the casino. Unless they've opened a new one in Whitburn. ?461.97 is more than the GDP of Whitburn.Look for a taxi receipt or bus ticket to try and work out your whereabouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 It's all figured out now. Went in the bookies and played the machines. Won a few hundred by accident. Still doesn't ring a bell but it's been reported as fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 You've probably bought Haye v Klitschko on Sky Box Office and have invited a bunch of randoms round to watch at a tenner a head. But for their tenner, offered them: food unlimited booze the missus to dress up as a playboy bunny and do waitress duty A live ring babe to do the round cards in the living room A filthy big-titted stripper after the final round Better get shopping! Bookies indeed....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 You've probably bought Haye v Klitschko on Sky Box Office and have invited a bunch of randoms round to watch at a tenner a head. But for their tenner, offered them: food unlimited booze the missus to dress up as a playboy bunny and do waitress duty A live ring babe to do the round cards in the living room A filthy big-titted stripper after the final round Better get shopping! Bookies indeed....... ...you busy tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 ...you busy tonight? Aw naw, not another weekend where I have to shave my moobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultraviolet Catastrophe Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Aw naw, not another weekend where I have to shave my moobs. Veet For Men, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 To be honest, my ring is a bit sore this morning. Do you really think that is it? Jesus, I'm a rent boy. Never thought life would turn out this way. thats where my 461.97 went too I was wondering.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim747 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I would have checked the street outside to check I hadn't sold the car when p!ssed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 It's all figured out now. Went in the bookies and played the machines. Won a few hundred by accident. Still doesn't ring a bell but it's been reported as fact. Nip along to Blackburn and buy me a few pints tonight, MATE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I got mugged in the high street in Whitburn last night and had ?462 in my wallet. Now ive got 3p in it. I want it back or i am going to the police. I will pm you my address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/topstories/Sorry-mugger-grabs-cash-39for.6794819.jp How could you, tut tut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 Nip along to Blackburn and buy me a few pints tonight, MATE Where do you drink? I'm probably barred from the local establishments after last night anyway! The only pub I know in Blackburn is the one on the corner at the cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalMac Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Did you rob 200 people in Whitburn and steal their life savings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJGJ Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Have just won over ?1000 on Irish lottery -- 4 numbers out of 7 50p -- Yahoo !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Where do you drink? I'm probably barred from the local establishments after last night anyway! The only pub I know in Blackburn is the one on the corner at the cross. And thats where I was Mr No show ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo-Jambo Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Have just won over ?1000 on Irish lottery -- 4 numbers out of 7 50p -- Yahoo !!!! Well done mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 And thats where I was Mr No show ! I'll get one for you tomorrow The name's Devine. James Devine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 I'll get one for you tomorrow The name's Devine. James Devine Did you escape then Jim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Italian Lambretta Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Did you bump into Gary O'Connor? Came around this morning after a particularly heavy day yesterday. I found ?461.97 in the back pocket of my jeans. Normally I would have a rough idea what I got up to the day before, but this time I haven't got a clue. I'm going to have to get all CSI to try and figure out where the cash came from. Initial reports indicate my bank balance was not a victim of this crime. It should be funny, but I'm properly stumped at the moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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