Alfie_Gee Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 I have today posted something regarding Jose Goncalves ability to "shepherd" the ball into touch. Me and my mates always discuss what each players "special move" would be if the team were in a computer game? Obviously in a game this would be something positive, however we have considered anything which you would expect a certain player to do frequently in any given game. Yeah I know it sounds sad but we've not been playing well recently have we.... Anyway.... lets here what you think our players "Special Moves" are? Here are our suggestions: Banks: Swinging on the cross bar Neilson: Running down the wing and then crossing it across the pitch for a throw in! And his long throw. GOncalves: Shepherding the ball out and his long throw. Berra: Lungeing his foot out at a goal mouth scramble and scoring. Driver: Cutting in from the wing and slicing the ball over the net Stewart: Two footed tackle getting a booking Miko: Skinning two players then kicked the turf when he tries to pass/cross. Chesny: Cutting in from the wing and scoring/assist. Nade: Controlling the ball with chest, holding off defender, rolling it back with foot, skinning player,then getting tackled before he can shoot/pass. Velicka: Receives ball on edge of box, makes room for himseld and shoots ans scores! Elliot: Getting pass, miscontrolling, and then shouting/gesturing to referee as if it was sombody else's fault! You get the idea..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Ruben - can beat anyone with one touch Eggert - can hold off four players to pass Chesney - weaves in and out leaving Murray looking like a fananny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Hadouken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Kurskis: Flap Makela: Run like a fannny to no avail Tall: Win everything in the air Zaliukas: Penalty-box Wrestler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romanov Stole My Pension Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Pinilla - ability to thieve Kingston - play the race card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfie_Gee Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 I see where you are coming from.. .Streetfighter II... that's what Im talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Pinilla - bank heister extraordinaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambotommy Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Ksanivicious(sp?) Beats ten men then shoots a scuffer !!! lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bordeaux 03 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Wallace, stops opponents dead (literally). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romanov Stole My Pension Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Wallace, stops opponents dead (literally). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Kancelskis: Be potentially our best defender then disappear for months on end. Aguiar: Find a pass in any situation. Get injured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginger jambo98 Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Ma-Kalamity - doing a Zibbi McNeill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfie_Gee Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 Ive thought of another couple for Jose Goncalves: Defensive header from opposition free kick. Nobody marking him. Jumps up and ball spins off his head at 90 degree angle for a throw in. Runs from own penaly box like bambi, get to dangerous position then gets shot by hunter and falls over scuffing the ball to opposition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo walesy Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Ruben-Makes Hobos look Sh*te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Ruben - Makes anyone look sh*te! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo walesy Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Ruben - Makes anyone look sh*te! Absolutely my friend but its even better when it's the Hobos:) FTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Pinilla- puts on his magic coat and disappears Bednar- does nothing for months, then complains to the press Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Absolutely my friend but its even better when it's the Hobos:) FTH Everything's better when its against the filth! FTH:food-smiley-004: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrincha Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Beslija - Invisiblity Stewart - attempt the most difficult pass in any situation rather than the obvious simple ball McCann - turn round in a circle three time before getting tackled Zaliukas - unlucky OG from anywhere on the pitch Pressley - Beat chest Ksanavicious - Fall over with arms in air looking at ref Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Morgan Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 MIKO - A FIRST TOUCH THAT GOES OUT THE STADIUM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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