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Players "Special Move"


Alfie_Gee

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I have today posted something regarding Jose Goncalves ability to "shepherd" the ball into touch.

 

Me and my mates always discuss what each players "special move" would be if the team were in a computer game? Obviously in a game this would be something positive, however we have considered anything which you would expect a certain player to do frequently in any given game. Yeah I know it sounds sad but we've not been playing well recently have we....

 

Anyway.... lets here what you think our players "Special Moves" are?

 

Here are our suggestions:

 

Banks: Swinging on the cross bar

 

Neilson: Running down the wing and then crossing it across the pitch for a throw in! And his long throw.

 

GOncalves: Shepherding the ball out and his long throw.

 

Berra: Lungeing his foot out at a goal mouth scramble and scoring.

 

Driver: Cutting in from the wing and slicing the ball over the net

 

Stewart: Two footed tackle getting a booking

 

Miko: Skinning two players then kicked the turf when he tries to pass/cross.

 

Chesny: Cutting in from the wing and scoring/assist.

 

Nade: Controlling the ball with chest, holding off defender, rolling it back with foot, skinning player,then getting tackled before he can shoot/pass.

 

Velicka: Receives ball on edge of box, makes room for himseld and shoots ans scores!

 

Elliot: Getting pass, miscontrolling, and then shouting/gesturing to referee as if it was sombody else's fault!

 

You get the idea.....

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Ruben - can beat anyone with one touch

 

Eggert - can hold off four players to pass

 

Chesney - weaves in and out leaving Murray looking like a fananny.

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Malcolm Tucker

Kurskis: Flap

 

Makela: Run like a fannny to no avail

 

Tall: Win everything in the air

 

Zaliukas: Penalty-box Wrestler

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Malcolm Tucker

Kancelskis: Be potentially our best defender then disappear for months on end.

 

Aguiar: Find a pass in any situation. Get injured.

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Ive thought of another couple for Jose Goncalves:

 

Defensive header from opposition free kick. Nobody marking him. Jumps up and ball spins off his head at 90 degree angle for a throw in.

 

Runs from own penaly box like bambi, get to dangerous position then gets shot by hunter and falls over scuffing the ball to opposition.

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Malcolm Tucker
Absolutely my friend but its even better when it's the Hobos:):thumb:

 

FTH

 

Everything's better when its against the filth!

 

FTH:food-smiley-004:

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Beslija - Invisiblity

 

Stewart - attempt the most difficult pass in any situation rather than the obvious simple ball

 

McCann - turn round in a circle three time before getting tackled

 

Zaliukas - unlucky OG from anywhere on the pitch

 

Pressley - Beat chest

 

Ksanavicious - Fall over with arms in air looking at ref

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