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24 Hours Left to Live


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chester copperpot
What would you do??

 

 

 

Hunt you down mate.

 

Other than that, drugs, drugs and more drugs.

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Commander Harris

shall we open a book on how long shp's post remains :biggrin:

 

I'm going 4 mins(from time of posting)

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chester copperpot
shall we open a book on how long shp's post remains :biggrin:

 

I'm going 4 mins(from time of posting)

 

 

10 mins :laugh:

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4 mins and its still there im goin for 10 mins

 

personally loads of sex

 

loads of booze say bye to family

 

then go for that really hot curry without worrying what its gonna be like comin out the other end.

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Commander Harris
4 mins and its still there im goin for 10 mins

 

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should have taken into account that most of the mods are probably sleeping.

 

who knows, maybe it's there to stay. :)

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Destroy the internet.

 

So I could burn in hell, safe in the knowledge you'd all be pretty gutted at work.

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Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC

Defs Heroin and plenty more drugs.

 

Murder a beast.

 

Spend time with the family.

 

Get absolutely rat arsed with the mates.

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PeterCapital
Hunt you down mate.

 

Other than that, drugs, drugs and more drugs.

 

Oh no! So i've got less than 24 hours to play with.:P

 

I'd try get a sympathy **** off cheryl tweedy and have a shot in a fast car then jump out a plane in my last minute, see what thats like.

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rudi must stay

guess i'd just tell the people i don't particularly like what I thought of them, not very nice i know but what can they do you've on got 24 hours to live

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9am Get a bank loan and take out all my money

10am Hit the brothel and hit it hard

12pm Boozy lunch with friends and hookers

1.50pm Get a really really funny tattoo

2pm not wanting to get too drunk spend time with the family

6-7pm Id give the family a decent chunk of the day then.... hit the brothel with hard drugs for every fetish not tried yet

10pm pick a fight with some random

10.10pm get bundled into an ambulance so im already at the hospital

10.30pm hook up with another hooker in the hospital toilet (pre arranged)

11pm hard drugs

11.30pm text everybody i know and tell them what i really think of them

11.55pm leave a stupid message for you all

11.58pm death bed repent

11.59pm poop myself because i know id not have to deal with the mess

12midnight lights out make my way to jam with John Lennon and George Harrison or go see Alistair Crowley if the death bed repent never worked.

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Can someone please PM and tell me what shp posted. I hate when I miss mod edited posts. :(

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Drew Busby !
Get myself down to Holyrood and take out a variety of useless politicians.

 

MOD EDIT

 

Oops. Obviously a "monarchist mod". :laugh:

 

All said in jest FFS !

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9am Get a bank loan and take out all my money

10am Hit the brothel and hit it hard

12pm Boozy lunch with friends and hookers

1.50pm Get a really really funny tattoo

2pm not wanting to get too drunk spend time with the family

6-7pm Id give the family a decent chunk of the day then.... hit the brothel with hard drugs for every fetish not tried yet

10pm pick a fight with some random

10.10pm get bundled into an ambulance so im already at the hospital

10.30pm hook up with another hooker in the hospital toilet (pre arranged)

11pm hard drugs

11.30pm text everybody i know and tell them what i really think of them

11.55pm leave a stupid message for you all

11.58pm death bed repent

11.59pm poop myself because i know id not have to deal with the mess

12midnight lights out make my way to jam with John Lennon and George Harrison or go see Alistair Crowley if the death bed repent never worked.

 

That would be a very very small tattoo in 10 minutes :P

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I P Knightley
That would be a very very small tattoo in 10 minutes :P

 

Wouldn't need to be a permanent one; could just draw something on in felt tip pens!

 

 

I'd want to spend the time giving my kids as great a time as possible - drive round town with them taking turns on my knee doing the steering, causing damage, throwing custard pies and generally doing silly things that young boys enjoy.

 

I'm sure they'd flake out after 18 hours or so which would give me 6 hours with expensive prostitutes.

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loveofthegame

Spend time with my bird and family, then get all my mates together and get hammered. Go out with those around me that mean somethin, but be pished to take away the fear.

 

I wouldnt be much fun tho, think it might be pretty gutted, i quite like this living malarc

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