Maroon Mayhem Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Given Sara Cox has named her son Isaac Cox (if you don't get it right away - give it a few secs). Whats the worst name you've seen a kid get lumbered with? I work with a guy called Nicholas Nicholson and a German girl called Munther. (she isn't as it happens, luckily for her although I'm sure her parents wouldn't have forseen the unfortunate nature of the name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fletch Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 james f****r scott s***e chrsitine condom d**k pullar all on the works system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Sure Gary Nevilles dad is called 'Neville Neville' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tams bird Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I work with a Donald McDonald. And an ex boss is Andrew Andrews.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveofthegame Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Sure Gary Nevilles dad is called 'Neville Neville' hahaha yeah thats my favourite one ever, "Gary, son of Neville Neville" What were his parents on?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I know of an Alexandra Alexander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I know of an Alexandra Alexander. Have you ever asked her why her parents called her that?! That's the first thing I would ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Wayne Kerr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Had a customer on the phone once called Eleanor Wigby. Had to put her on hold because i was laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Dick pound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Have you ever asked her why her parents called her that?! That's the first thing I would ask. she didn't start out that way, she married an Alexander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 she didn't start out that way, she married an Alexander. Bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Phil MaCracken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argyjambo Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Pat McGroin:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff Fatman Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Annette Kurtain. Or the Aberdeen fishing company Ness and Sons, with the sons being Arthur Ness and Peter Ness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jambo Janny Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I was ready for rant on the BT helpline when i got through to their call centre in Mumbai all i heard was a strong indian accent - ''Hello my name is Elvis how can i help you'' I caracked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I know of a knobcake who named his bairn 'Leith'. What chance has she got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 she didn't start out that way, she married an Alexander. Guy in my year at school ended up being Stanton Stanton because of his Mum remarrying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 'Sandy' Alexander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Is Sara Cox's kid taking her surname then? Thought the dad would've wanted a say in that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 General Megatron Bison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Lyon Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Once interviewed a Robin Sparrow A colleague was called Festubert Mathers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I once had to call someone who's name was Gay Lovelock. That was a difficult one for not laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Winchester Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 General Megatron Bison. Did that guy not change the name himself tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I know of a Scott Scott (yes, honestly!) and there used to be a Midlothian councillor by the name of Dick Small..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboSean Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Roman Romanov. I also have an auntie called Jackie Jack. That was through marriage though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yvonnejambo Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I had problems when naming my son, sitting chatting to mates not long before I had him and got chatting about names. At the time I liked Sam for a boy or girl, my mates were just about hysterical when I said this. I had not thought it through as his surname would be Boa which is pronounced bo. I then realised the ammount of names that could not be used like Elle, Les or Wayne. I did like the thought of Jam or Rob but as my ex hubby is an aberdeen fan it wasnt going to work naming him after Hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_man_out Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 There are some customers in the place I work that have changed their name by deed poll. One guy changed his name to Darth Vadar and this guys signature is a squiggle of Vadar's mask! Also a Mr Crazy Buffalo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 There are some customers in the place I work that have changed their name by deed poll. One guy changed his name to Darth Vadar and this guys signature is a squiggle of Vadar's mask! Also a Mr Crazy Buffalo!! Its not the Royal Edinburgh is it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Did that guy not change the name himself tho? Dunno mate. Probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_man_out Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Its not the Royal Edinburgh is it ? Nah mate, Debt Collecting most of the customers are bonkers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 My wife was at school with Emma Grayson. I used to work with a guy called Richard Manlove - this was made even funnier by the old email system meaning your username was your surname followed by your initial - his email address was [email protected] There was also another guy called Ron Pordage - pordager... And the best one i recently heard - my wifes uncle recently had a west african temp sent to his firm by the name of Luke Tsambo (silent T) - he couldnt stop wetting himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 MIKE HUNT !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 My wife was at school with Emma Grayson. I used to work with a guy called Richard Manlove - this was made even funnier by the old email system meaning your username was your surname followed by your initial - his email address was [email protected] There was also another guy called Ron Pordage - pordager... And the best one i recently heard - my wifes uncle recently had a west african temp sent to his firm by the name of Luke Tsambo (silent T) - he couldnt stop wetting himself. The other two are good, but you're going to have to tell me that one, mate. I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughesie27 Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I know a Richard Head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I know someone called Richard Mess. Unsurprisingly he gets called Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 My best mates called Jermaine Mann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I know of an Alexander Alexander. Not quite on topic here, but I saw someone on my work's system called Barbie-Jo Murray. Who the **** would call their kid Barbie-Jo? ****est name ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I know of an Alexander Alexander. Not quite on topic here, but I saw someone on my work's system called Barbie-Jo Murray. Who the **** would call their kid Barbie-Jo? ****est name ever. Does she live in a trailer park ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Does she live in a trailer park ? At a guess, I'd say that she's fifteen years old, wears big gold (plated) hoop earrings, has bleached blonde hair with very obvious dark roots showing through, maybe even a wee bit of pink in there if she's feeling adventurous, wears those ****ey McKenzie jackets or whatever they're called, has an eighteen year old boyfriend called Kev who is unemployed and has a different tracksuit for every day of the week, smokes Mayfair, sits up the back of the bus with her neddy wee pals playing ****e music and has two kids called Kaiden and Tameekah-Jade. Mongy little ****. I ****ing hate her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 At a guess, I'd say that she's fifteen years old, wears big gold (plated) hoop earrings, has bleached blonde hair with very obvious dark roots showing through, maybe even a wee bit of pink in there if she's feeling adventurous, wears those ****ey McKenzie jackets or whatever they're called, has an eighteen year old boyfriend called Kev who is unemployed and has a different tracksuit for every day of the week, smokes Mayfair, sits up the back of the bus with her neddy wee pals playing ****e music and has two kids called Kaiden and Tameekah-Jade. Mongy little ****. I ****ing hate her. You forgot to mention wears Ugg boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Oh aye, and wears Ugg boots. Occasionally with trackies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Had a mate claim that 3 of his uncles (3 brothers, that is) were all called Donald McDonald. But it was OK, as they were each named after different uncles/grandfathers etc. I once came across a girl in Southampton whose surname was Loving. Her parents had given her the name Summa. Miserable looking sow, she was - not a surprise there! Also had a customer (Belgian, I think) called Bertrand Belende. Probably pronounced differently but known in our company as Bertie Bell End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 ...I once came across a girl in Southampton... Arf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seashell Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I have worked in pharmacy a long time and seen a few crackers on prescriptions, one couple called their daughter Levi yes and you guessed it Jeans was the second name!!!! I also was standing one day at the counter and this older lady approached me and said Cox. Ok was around 18 at the time and my pal who was standing beside me went into fits of giggles, I had to try keep a straight face and say I beg your pardon can you repeat that please. Yes she said Cox , cue more gales of laughter, I'm here for the prescription I left earlier for Mr Cox................... Maybe you had to be there but it was so funny. My Dad's pal was called Richard Richards WTF!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I heard that there are two twins at Tynecastle High School called Dolce and Gabbana. No idea if it's true, but I want it to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I know of a knobcake who named his bairn 'Leith'. What chance has she got? Me too, and his other kids called Nairn Scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 On Easter Monday went up to the wifes cousins to see his 2 kids youngest ones called Daniel other ones called Gavin Junior Hibernian Kyd yes that one. Both are wee sweeties. He wanted to call the youngest Daniel Famous Five Sauze but his girlfriend put her foot down, one kid to late mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Arf. Yes Mak, it crossed my mind as typing to point out that it would have been inappropriate on many counts to whack one out over this girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 There is a girl in Duns, I kid you not, who is actually called Hibernia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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