jambodan Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 My Misses was flicking through this years HMFC calender and she made a comment that all the players looked 'pretty fit', and it kind of got me thinking, Has there ever been any real ugly Jambos ? I can think of plenty from other teams, Davey Dodds, Cylops the hibby ( can't recall his name), but can anybody think of any former Hearts players in the same league ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OOSHA Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 My Misses was flicking through this years HMFC calender and she made a comment that all the players looked 'pretty fit', and it kind of got me thinking, Has there ever been any real ugly Jambos ? I can think of plenty from other teams, Davey Dodds, Cylops the hibby ( can't recall his name), but can anybody think of any former Hearts players in the same league ? A photo of Willie Pettigrew above the fireplace is guaranteed to keep the bairns away. A memorable coupon for all the wrong reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 The end ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Steve Fulton wasn't exactly an oil painting either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Willie Gibson was no looker either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambodan Posted February 24, 2011 Author Share Posted February 24, 2011 The end ! Feck that is the double of my lads trick or treat mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Cheever Loophole Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 After deep thought and year hours watching archive footage, I've realised every one who pulled on the famous was/is an Adonis and I MEAN THAT IN A NON HOBO WAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Phil Stamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Agent Dale Cooper Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Stephane mahe had a magnificent conk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Stephane mahe had a magnificent ****** I'll take you word for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Gordan Petric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Agent Dale Cooper Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I'll take you word for it. And in English you were saying...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruairidh Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Clum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Steve Fulton wasn't exactly an oil painting either. The only way he could have been any uglier is if he was ginger. Great player though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfirst Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Rom?n Riquelme Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Stevie Fulton is one of the ugliest people ever. Lee Wallace is pretty bad as well, eyes like raisins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankenstein Jambo. Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Pat McShane wins worst and ugliest player, in my view Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 I know he's in a dunfermline strip but.....and heres a couple from the other lot......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Paul Kane has to be one of the ugliest players in the history of football. From Hearts I'd add Ruben Palazuelos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Feck that is the double of my lads trick or treat mask Is your son American? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 On the flip side a player who will never grace this list has to be the one and only mauricio " shagger" pinilla. :pinilla: Im secure with my sexuality :bitgay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcjambo Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Zander Diamond if rumours are to be believed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNCASTLE Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 My Misses was flicking through this years HMFC calender and she made a comment that all the players looked 'pretty fit', and it kind of got me thinking, Has there ever been any real ugly Jambos ? I can think of plenty from other teams, Davey Dodds, Cylops the hibby ( can't recall his name), but can anybody think of any former Hearts players in the same league ? Alan Gordon not so much his looks but the way he embraced Hobos after being a hero for us, plug ugly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number16 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valentine Jambo Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Sandy Jardine Ian Jardine Ian Ferguson Alan McLaren Graeme Hogg Ally Mauchlen Colin Cramb Jason Thomson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valentine Jambo Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Peter Beardsley lookalike aka Messi .......... when he eventually signs for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinger Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Dawid kucharski gotta make the ugly list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remain Nameless Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Wayne Foster, true legend but not the most handsome chap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 As one of the world's top 3 hottest people (official), I'd like to say - all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASSASSIN Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Cesnauskis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Steve Fulton, the only player ever to get booked for being ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midloth_Iain Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Andy Watson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie Pal Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I remember hearing years ago that Hibs had photos of their ugliest team pinned up in the dressing room. Paul Kane was in it twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disser Pointon Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Can't believe no ones mentioned Neil "Chuck" Berry!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Cockade Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Hugh Burns and Willie Pettigruesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpy rebus Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Enough, Im trying to eat my lunch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euan Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Kind and gentle eyes however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazzajt Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 David Mc Reary (sp) Willie Pettigrew with hair!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oneneilberry Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 No matter who played for hearts or plays in the future they will never top Paul Kane Alan sneddon and benny brazil . That's three guys you would want to go on a nite out with the birds would be all over you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 No matter who played for hearts or plays in the future they will never top Paul Kane Alan sneddon and benny brazil . That's three guys you would want to go on a nite out with the birds would be all over you. Don't get that?wouldn't they steer welll clear of the group you'd be with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambodan Posted February 26, 2011 Author Share Posted February 26, 2011 Don't get that?wouldn't they steer welll clear of the group you'd be with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaap's Sigh Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 edit - replied to the wrong post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaap's Sigh Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 HEY YOU GUUUUYYYYSSSS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 The difference is that Riordan, Sneddon and Mickey Weir all LOOK LIKE Hibs fans. Weir is from the John Hughes-esque like of genealogy, a sort primate jaw and teeth like Easter Island stone heads. Sneddon has that classic Hibby moustache thing going, highly indicative of your average 80s/90s Hibs punter with a slight ******-eye. Deeks? Well need I say more? How many Edinburgh housing scheme wee ladies have that spiky/mo-hawk/tram-line thing going on now? ...and as for Paul Kane, well he really is one of a kind! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingers finest Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 craig nelson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Agent Dale Cooper Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 I know he wasn't a hearts player, but Nick Dasovic was quite the looker if I recall correctly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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