davieholt Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I can reveal exclusively that the Tynie Tigers are not real tigers ! One of them fell over at the Gorgie end before the game last week and his head came off. There was a MAN inside ! Gutted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flogel98 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Ah we've been rumbled. Queue mass derision from the media. "Hearts con kids with false idol who dives more than Mark Spitz" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Devine Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I can also exclusively reveal that Christian Nade is indeed not a fat pie munching, greggs bakery lovin, french pastry eating munter - he has been wearing a fat suit and is actually only 10 stone! Unbelievable! At Riccarton yesterday, he parked his wee yellow car next to mine - I had a wee look in and there was no (I repeat) no empty Macdonald, KFC wrappers in the motor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebles jambo Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 you've spoiled my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 you've spoiled my day Just heard Burley's left? Bummer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Surprised this didnt make the highlights. Was one of the most eventful moments from saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Next you'll be telling me Jemma Jambo wasn't really black. Was Hearty Harry really called Harry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieholt Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 Next you'll be telling me Jemma Jambo wasn't really black.Was Hearty Harry really called Harry? Justin actually, but Hearty Justin didn't seem to work somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts_crazy Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I can exclusively reveal that Calum Elliot is not in fact a wonderkid as Shaggy would have us believe, he is in fact just an ordinary punter who puts on a Hearts strip on a Saturday and then runs about the pitch aimlessly for 90 minutes for a laugh:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Romanov playing us all for fools again. Grrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Seems every thing at Hearts is an illusion these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieholt Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 Seems every thing at Hearts is an illusion these days. I have this vision of Shaggy unzipping his head and Rix appearing . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Seems every thing at Hearts is an illusion these days. So it IS Debbie McGhee we are getting, not Mark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 So it IS Debbie McGhee we are getting, not Mark! Well we do need someone to pull a big rabbit out off a small hat to try and turn this mess around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I have this vision of Shaggy unzipping his head and Rix appearing . . . What head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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