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Following the success of the Kevin Kyle needs a song thread I thought it would be fun to start one for our latest recruit.

 

Oh you are good. :lol:

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ernie winchester

Nice! That's the first time - since Kickback started - that I have ever laughed out loud at a thread title! :thumbsup:

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He left the club 5 years ago, Webster, Webster.

To engineer a move to Rangers, Rangers.

He screwed us out a transfer fee

Now he's returned on a free

Andy Snakehead, dirty ******* rat.

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He left the club 5 years ago, Webster, Webster.

To engineer a move to Rangers, Rangers.

He screwed us out a transfer fee

Now he's returned on a free

Andy Snakehead, dirty ******* rat.

 

Excellent! I won't be singing it though!

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1 Andy Webster

1 Andy Webster

He used to be a ***** when he was a Hun

Walkin in a Webster Wonderland.

 

I'm glad he's back but I won't be singing this! Ever! For any player. :lol:

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Andy, he invoked a little known piece of EU legislation to engineer a move to Rangers via Wigan which caused no little consternation amongst hearts fans,

Now he's back.

 

Tra la la la la la.

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Andy, he invoked a little known piece of EU legislation to engineer a move to Rangers via Wigan which caused no little consternation amongst hearts fans,

Now he's back.

 

Tra la la la la la.

Catchy, could be on to something with this one!

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I think this song sums up the whole Debacle that is the Andy Webster Transfer Saga......

 

 

Check out this video on YouTube:

 

 

 

Sent from my iPhone

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ToadKiller Dog

For those who are not sure or sitting on the fence

 

Andy Webster has a lot to prove, until he boots ratboy into the terraces ,Andy Webster has a lot to prove.

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Radioactive Mince

Article Seventeen

Article Seventeeeeeeeen

Yer no' fit to play for

Our wee fitbaw team

 

You're going home in a ****ing ambulance

 

Feel free to add your own favourite songs of hate.

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"He could have been a Jambo ledge; Andy Andy!

He messed us over to get a wedge; Andy Andy!

And when we went on a defender hunt;

We were reunited with this slimy ****!

Andy Webster; What a ******* ****!

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Article Seventeen

Article Seventeeeeeeeen

Yer no' fit to play for

Our wee fitbaw team

 

You're going home in a ****ing ambulance

 

Feel free to add your own favourite songs of hate.

 

Has he signed for hibs?

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Radioactive Mince

Has he signed for hibs?

I was waiting for that very comment. :yucky:

 

Well, if you happen to be in any way insecure as regards HMFC's current place in the footballing world, you could change 'wee' to something else, such as 'great'.

 

I trust I needn't refer you to the opening lyrics of Hector Nicol's classic anthem? Thought not. :)

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"Oh Webby, Webby, he used to be a Judas but he's all right now..." *

 

 

 

 

*(Does not necessarily reflect the views of CMc or his affiliates. Please do not actually sing at games.)

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Radioactive Mince

Not a song, but a wee poem which just sort of came to me.

 

Andrew Webster, with a grin

Committed one almighty sin

With the Jam Tarts, packed it in

To head for Wigan pier

 

His feet were barely in the door

When, just as planned, agreed before

Sir David got him for a score

Full fitness never near

 

5 years have passed, so let's begin

Our Andy's back, but where's his chin?

Up Vlad's arse from grovellin'

I'm not glad that he's here

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Chaka Demus & pliers

"He could have been a Jambo ledge; Andy Andy!

He messed us over to get a wedge; Andy Andy!

And when we went on a defender hunt;

We were reunited with this slimy ****!

Andy Webster; What a ******* ****!

 

This one is my favourite

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Drylaw Hearts

Why don't you go home

why don't you go home

you're contract's over why don't you go home

 

That can keep for at least 2.1/2 years.

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

That can keep for at least 2.1/2 years.

 

 

Unless the Huns come calling again and he invokes some other obscure clause to get out of having to lower himself to playing for us.

 

 

 

On topic, we've been singing "Andy webster, you're a ######, you're a ######" for five years now. I don't see why that should change.

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Snake Plissken

Andy Andy Andy

from our hate you get a reprieve

but you're a **** next time you leave

we haven't forgiven, we haven't forgot

when you're contract's up

you're getting shot

Andy Andy Andy

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Some people on this thread need to get a grip. Imagine if everyone held grudges like you lot. If he had a clause in his contract, then surly its the clubs fault for agreeing to it.

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Some people on this thread need to get a grip. Imagine if everyone held grudges like you lot. If he had a clause in his contract, then surly its the clubs fault for agreeing to it.

 

to what tune does that go?

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to what tune does that go?

 

what ever tune you want it to go to. Still gets my point across, that almost everyone on this thread are bitter bitter people.

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what ever tune you want it to go to. Still gets my point across, that almost everyone on this thread are bitter bitter people.

 

there are threads absolutely full of bitter people who want to slate webster. i can see at least two on the front page. this one though is about posting possible songs to sing to our rediscovered defensive lynchpin so can you think of a song for webster.

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I used to know a bitch named Andy Webster

We used to roll around and **** the hibs at night

Tight defence than a ###### with the gangsta beats

And we was ballin' on the mother******* Gorgie streets

Peep, the shit got deep and it was on

Number one song after number one song

Long as his mother******* pockets was fat

He didn't give a **** where the bitch was at

But he was hangin' with a hun bitch doin' the shit he do

[mod edit] just to get a buck or two

And the few ends he got didn't mean nothin'

Then he's suing 'cause the shit he be doin' ain't shit

Bitch can't hang with the streets, he found himself short

So then he took us to court

It's real conversation for your ass

So recognize and pass to Zal

 

a rap. superb work :thumbsup:

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Snake Plissken

I used to know a bitch named Andy Webster

We used to roll around and **** the hibs at night

Tight defence than a ###### with the gangsta beats

And we was ballin' on the mother******* Gorgie streets

Peep, the shit got deep and it was on

Number one song after number one song

Long as his mother******* pockets was fat

He didn't give a **** where the bitch was at

But he was hangin' with a hun bitch doin' the shit he do

[mod edit] just to get a buck or two

And the few ends he got didn't mean nothin'

Then he's suing 'cause the shit he be doin' ain't shit

Bitch can't hang with the streets, he found himself short

So then he took us to court

It's real conversation for your ass

So recognize and pass to Zal

 

mikel_979122c.jpg

 

Mikel approves.

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Drylaw Hearts

Unless the Huns come calling again and he invokes some other obscure clause to get out of having to lower himself to playing for us.

 

 

Maybe only 1 and a half years though eh!! :whistling:

 

Is there another 'new' rule or are you guys just trying to be funny ?

 

 

Anyway....

 

 

On topic, we've been singing "Andy webster, you're a ######, you're a ######" for five years now. I don't see why that should change.

 

Then continue to sing it.

 

You'll stop when you're grown up.

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Much like "Rudi, Rudi"...how about "Judas, Judas"

 

I'm sure he'll see the funny side :D

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Snake Plissken

Is there another 'new' rule or are you guys just trying to be funny ?

 

 

Anyway....

 

 

 

Then continue to sing it.

 

You'll stop when you're grown up.

 

:bitgay:

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

Is there another 'new' rule or are you guys just trying to be funny ?

 

 

Anyway....

 

 

 

Then continue to sing it.

 

You'll stop when you're grown up.

 

 

 

Yeah, not liking people who take the pish out of the club I support, what a child I must be. If someone insulted your wife, would you just say "Hey, it's no bother mate, cos I'm a grown-up!"

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For the small number of fans who go to Glasgow and away games!

 

"Glasgows a sh*** hole i wanna go home, i wanna go home, i wanna go homeeeee, glasgows a shi** hole....." :ninja:

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