johnjl Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Following the success of the Kevin Kyle needs a song thread I thought it would be fun to start one for our latest recruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wright1989 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Following the success of the Kevin Kyle needs a song thread I thought it would be fun to start one for our latest recruit. Oh you are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernie winchester Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Nice! That's the first time - since Kickback started - that I have ever laughed out loud at a thread title! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 Oh you are good. Been on that other thread for hours I'm off to bed before I finally crack. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_jambo Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TLjj84v_CDb48 How I have been feeling all day in response to the "andy lad" chat. Gee him a big clap boys - he's wan o' us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearts of Vladland Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Andy Webster your a.... infact I will just leave it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo121 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 1 Andy Webster 1 Andy Webster He used to be a ***** when he was a Hun Walkin in a Webster Wonderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 He left the club 5 years ago, Webster, Webster. To engineer a move to Rangers, Rangers. He screwed us out a transfer fee Now he's returned on a free Andy Snakehead, dirty ******* rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wright1989 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 He left the club 5 years ago, Webster, Webster. To engineer a move to Rangers, Rangers. He screwed us out a transfer fee Now he's returned on a free Andy Snakehead, dirty ******* rat. Excellent! I won't be singing it though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wright1989 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 1 Andy Webster 1 Andy Webster He used to be a ***** when he was a Hun Walkin in a Webster Wonderland. I'm glad he's back but I won't be singing this! Ever! For any player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Romanov has you by the balls, do daa, do daa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2NaFish Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Andy, he invoked a little known piece of EU legislation to engineer a move to Rangers via Wigan which caused no little consternation amongst hearts fans, Now he's back. Tra la la la la la. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMarc Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Andy, he invoked a little known piece of EU legislation to engineer a move to Rangers via Wigan which caused no little consternation amongst hearts fans, Now he's back. Tra la la la la la. Catchy, could be on to something with this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 "YOU'LL MIBBE GET YER ******* HEID KICKED IN YOU'LL MIBBE GET YER ******* HEID KICKED IN" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedeekster Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I think this song sums up the whole Debacle that is the Andy Webster Transfer Saga...... Check out this video on YouTube: Sent from my iPhone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 You are a weegie a smelly weegie.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniwildcat38 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 If you tolerate Andy Webster clap your hands, If you tolerate Andy Webster clap your hands etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToadKiller Dog Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 For those who are not sure or sitting on the fence Andy Webster has a lot to prove, until he boots ratboy into the terraces ,Andy Webster has a lot to prove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Article Seventeen Article Seventeeeeeeeen Yer no' fit to play for Our wee fitbaw team You're going home in a ****ing ambulance Feel free to add your own favourite songs of hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekeo Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 "He could have been a Jambo ledge; Andy Andy! He messed us over to get a wedge; Andy Andy! And when we went on a defender hunt; We were reunited with this slimy ****! Andy Webster; What a ******* ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Article Seventeen Article Seventeeeeeeeen Yer no' fit to play for Our wee fitbaw team You're going home in a ****ing ambulance Feel free to add your own favourite songs of hate. Has he signed for hibs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Has he signed for hibs? I was waiting for that very comment. Well, if you happen to be in any way insecure as regards HMFC's current place in the footballing world, you could change 'wee' to something else, such as 'great'. I trust I needn't refer you to the opening lyrics of Hector Nicol's classic anthem? Thought not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMc Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 "Oh Webby, Webby, he used to be a Judas but he's all right now..." * *(Does not necessarily reflect the views of CMc or his affiliates. Please do not actually sing at games.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 That line is a historic anachronism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Mince Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Not a song, but a wee poem which just sort of came to me. Andrew Webster, with a grin Committed one almighty sin With the Jam Tarts, packed it in To head for Wigan pier His feet were barely in the door When, just as planned, agreed before Sir David got him for a score Full fitness never near 5 years have passed, so let's begin Our Andy's back, but where's his chin? Up Vlad's arse from grovellin' I'm not glad that he's here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaka Demus & pliers Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 "He could have been a Jambo ledge; Andy Andy! He messed us over to get a wedge; Andy Andy! And when we went on a defender hunt; We were reunited with this slimy ****! Andy Webster; What a ******* ****! This one is my favourite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithy Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Why don't you go home why don't you go home you're contract's over why don't you go home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Why don't you go home why don't you go home you're contract's over why don't you go home That can keep for at least 2.1/2 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASSASSIN Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 judas judas geez a wave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 That can keep for at least 2.1/2 years. Unless the Huns come calling again and he invokes some other obscure clause to get out of having to lower himself to playing for us. On topic, we've been singing "Andy webster, you're a ######, you're a ######" for five years now. I don't see why that should change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMFC DkB Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 That can keep for at least 2.1/2 years. Maybe only 1 and a half years though eh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Andy Andy Andy from our hate you get a reprieve but you're a **** next time you leave we haven't forgiven, we haven't forgot when you're contract's up you're getting shot Andy Andy Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartsfc_fan Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomuzz Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Some people on this thread need to get a grip. Imagine if everyone held grudges like you lot. If he had a clause in his contract, then surly its the clubs fault for agreeing to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 Some people on this thread need to get a grip. Imagine if everyone held grudges like you lot. If he had a clause in his contract, then surly its the clubs fault for agreeing to it. to what tune does that go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorgie_rebel Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCbBgZJXYy4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomuzz Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 to what tune does that go? what ever tune you want it to go to. Still gets my point across, that almost everyone on this thread are bitter bitter people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 what ever tune you want it to go to. Still gets my point across, that almost everyone on this thread are bitter bitter people. there are threads absolutely full of bitter people who want to slate webster. i can see at least two on the front page. this one though is about posting possible songs to sing to our rediscovered defensive lynchpin so can you think of a song for webster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 I used to know a bitch named Andy Webster We used to roll around and **** the hibs at night Tight defence than a ###### with the gangsta beats And we was ballin' on the mother******* Gorgie streets Peep, the shit got deep and it was on Number one song after number one song Long as his mother******* pockets was fat He didn't give a **** where the bitch was at But he was hangin' with a hun bitch doin' the shit he do [mod edit] just to get a buck or two And the few ends he got didn't mean nothin' Then he's suing 'cause the shit he be doin' ain't shit Bitch can't hang with the streets, he found himself short So then he took us to court It's real conversation for your ass So recognize and pass to Zal a rap. superb work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I used to know a bitch named Andy Webster We used to roll around and **** the hibs at night Tight defence than a ###### with the gangsta beats And we was ballin' on the mother******* Gorgie streets Peep, the shit got deep and it was on Number one song after number one song Long as his mother******* pockets was fat He didn't give a **** where the bitch was at But he was hangin' with a hun bitch doin' the shit he do [mod edit] just to get a buck or two And the few ends he got didn't mean nothin' Then he's suing 'cause the shit he be doin' ain't shit Bitch can't hang with the streets, he found himself short So then he took us to court It's real conversation for your ass So recognize and pass to Zal Mikel approves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drylaw Hearts Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Unless the Huns come calling again and he invokes some other obscure clause to get out of having to lower himself to playing for us. Maybe only 1 and a half years though eh!! Is there another 'new' rule or are you guys just trying to be funny ? Anyway.... On topic, we've been singing "Andy webster, you're a ######, you're a ######" for five years now. I don't see why that should change. Then continue to sing it. You'll stop when you're grown up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Much like "Rudi, Rudi"...how about "Judas, Judas" I'm sure he'll see the funny side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Is there another 'new' rule or are you guys just trying to be funny ? Anyway.... Then continue to sing it. You'll stop when you're grown up. :bitgay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Berwick Jambo Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-c83f5033b42d43a04dd76db6c7bd0ca6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slobbo Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Welcome home, You're having a laugh! Welcome home, You're having a laugh! (Repeat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Is there another 'new' rule or are you guys just trying to be funny ? Anyway.... Then continue to sing it. You'll stop when you're grown up. Yeah, not liking people who take the pish out of the club I support, what a child I must be. If someone insulted your wife, would you just say "Hey, it's no bother mate, cos I'm a grown-up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Webster, Webster GTF, WEBSTER, GTF.....Continue!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu hmfc Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 For the small number of fans who go to Glasgow and away games! "Glasgows a sh*** hole i wanna go home, i wanna go home, i wanna go homeeeee, glasgows a shi** hole....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the windae cleaner Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfSiEsNu2iQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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