fabienleclerq Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Rite first thread,be gentle! How many jambos are in the jungle end? i and at least 2 i know are. And there sem to be more kickn bowt on here aswell, secret handshake when wer there or pints in left hand only. how do we spot each other!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 We jump and cheer when hearts score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Italian Lambretta Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Rite first thread,be gentle! How many jambos are in the jungle end? i and at least 2 i know are. And there sem to be more kickn bowt on here aswell, secret handshake when wer there or pints in left hand only. how do we spot each other!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Jambo Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 rather easy one would imagine, you could compare notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swanny17 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Welcome! Unless you look like something from Deliverance, I'd imagine any Jambos will be fairly easy to spot amongst that lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Why have you got tickets for that end anyway? There's already been an extra allocation, and one tomorrow aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Rite first thread,be gentle! How many jambos are in the jungle end? i and at least 2 i know are. And there sem to be more kickn bowt on here aswell, secret handshake when wer there or pints in left hand only. how do we spot each other!! Teeth are normally a good indicator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilbert Wauchope Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Rite first thread,be gentle! How many jambos are in the jungle end? i and at least 2 i know are. And there sem to be more kickn bowt on here aswell, secret handshake when wer there or pints in left hand only. how do we spot each other!! By the end of the game, you'll be the only ones left on that bit of the terracing. That's how confident I am..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 Why have you got tickets for that end anyway? There's already been an extra allocation, and one tomorrow aswell Got tickets on tuesday free and in the coperate so would rathter not pay the tinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Got tickets on tuesday free and in the coperate so would rathter not pay the tinks! What bit you in? Are all their hospitality seats in the same place? I think we've got the one that just gets you access to lounges etc and a comfy seat and a pie at half time but no idea where that is! I'll be easy to spot cos i'm a short arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilbert Wauchope Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 What bit you in? Are all their hospitality seats in the same place? I think we've got the one that just gets you access to lounges etc and a comfy seat and a pie at half time but no idea where that is! I'll be easy to spot cos i'm a short arse! To recognise each other, you could adopt a cunning pre-arranged sign or signal. How about "FTH" in maroon marker pen across your forehead? Any other suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armageddon Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I'm in the Celtic end too. Photos etc will be posted asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I reckon you should all stand up at the stroke of 20:00 and belt out Hey Jude whilst spinning your scarfs above your heads :twirlyfaceman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernie winchester Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 The unmistakable aroma of soap is a dead give-away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 The unmistakable aroma of soap is a dead give-away! Like garlic to a vampire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 What bit you in? Are all their hospitality seats in the same place? I think we've got the one that just gets you access to lounges etc and a comfy seat and a pie at half time but no idea where that is! I'll be easy to spot cos i'm a short arse! No idea all i know its a cash bar!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 The unmistakable aroma of soap is a dead give-away! Im going paintballing so figured id jst go to the game without a shower wer a shellsuit, and puncture my 4arms it'l b like wers wally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Im going paintballing so figured id jst go to the game without a shower wer a shellsuit, and puncture my 4arms it'l b like wers wally! From the shooting gallery to the shooting up gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem Officer? Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I'm in the Celtic end too. Photos etc will be posted asap. Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 fabienleclerq i think i'm in the same bit as you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Fabienleclerq the best idea would be for you to make a small banner as your unique spelling and grammar will alert Jambos on this thread to who you are Although come to think of it banners at that place may look similar in spelling and grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 One of my mates will be in the tinkers end for the last 20 minutes or so as he's working late in Glasgow and hopes to get in, which he will as he's done it plenty times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 if your eyes are the correct distance apart, then fellow Hearts fans will recognise you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 Fabienleclerq the best idea would be for you to make a small banner as your unique spelling and grammar will alert Jambos on this thread to who you are Although come to think of it banners at that place may look similar in spelling and grammar. How do you spell whank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabienleclerq Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 fabienleclerq i think i'm in the same bit as you From the sounds of it, it will be heavin wi jambos then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valentine Jambo Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I've managed to hire a caravan to travel through in. Also went to the dentist and got a couple of teeth out at the front. I should look the part nat no. Ok I lied.....I'm in the Hearts end and cannae wait! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 You could stand out by turning up in your work clothes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valentine Jambo Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 You could stand out by turning up in your work clothes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Garcia Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 How do you spell whank! L E N N O N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernie winchester Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 L E N N O N Beautifully put Elvis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubyruby Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Celtic fans dressed as empty seats The maroon and white army will be bouncing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menstrie1874 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Have a sneaky look at there hands and count the fingers, most of the inbred can count to 12 using there fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Why have you got tickets for that end anyway? There's already been an extra allocation, and one tomorrow aswell Really?! Tremendous, I can't make it but good to know there will be a large Maroon presence at the Piggery. Any idea what our allocation is then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Really?! Tremendous, I can't make it but good to know there will be a large Maroon presence at the Piggery. Any idea what our allocation is then? I think after todays allocation it brings the total to 1100-1150. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal_ Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Will it be ok to pay at the gate in the Celtic end? Couldnt get tix in the Hearts end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Take a clipboard (or an iPad, or indeed download the "smelly, jakey, Celtic finding" app for your iPhone). On it there is the following list: Has job, Has teeth, Uses soap, Wears non-jakey clothing, Has lack of faux-religious self-righteousness, Is not married to own sister, Does not purchase items of clothing or food from the Barras, Does not consider Saltcoats a holiday destination, Did not "mind yer car, mister" when young, Does not sell pegs, Does not use faux-irish nomenclature Does not think of themselves or "their kind" as a working-mans, warrior poet hero. If the people around you meet these criteria, there is a possibility they are not sellick-minded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboozy Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 If thier trainers look stretched across the front its to accomodate an extra toe and there may be an urge to play the banjo to serenade thier sister amongst some of them, any one that looks reasonably clean may be a Jambo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 i'm wearing my cardigan that has large love hearts printed on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambothump Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 I had a thread in The Pub closed for suggesting doing this for the NYD game. Told I was encouraging lawless behaviour jt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex plode Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 I'm in among green brigade wearing my hearts scarf with my lucky shirts on, 2 nil hearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shapes Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 well I think it's safe to say i won't be doing that again. me and my dad lasted til the fourth then we left. there was a guy in front of us and his son who were jambos too though so that made us feel slightly better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fabienleclerq Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 well I think it's safe to say i won't be doing that again. me and my dad lasted til the fourth then we left. there was a guy in front of us and his son who were jambos too though so that made us feel slightly better i had some fat favella dweller in front of me sussed us out when they scored and we didnt celebrate. differant class of jakie thru there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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