Johanes de Silentio Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (obviously multiplied if you've just made sweet love to a beautiful woman, mind!) Yes, folks, the greatest feeling on Earth is... going to sleep, safe in the knowledge that you don't have to get up for work in the morning! Also multiplied (again) after a RIGHTEOUS win for the JTs - night-night, Jambos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Peeing with a semi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Peeing with a semi. Brilliant!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Getting two Kit-Kats out the machine, when you only paid for one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 no no. that would be biting into a kit kat and finding out its all chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 no no. that would be biting into a kit kat and finding out its all chocolate. That's the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Peeing with a semi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy McNulty Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 A long-awaited turd with a clean exit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Beating Hibs, Rangers and Celtic - Nice Hat trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Watching the life drain out of someones eyes with your hands around their throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Clarke Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Watching the life drain out of someones eyes with your hands around their throat. How was Bristol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Walking in the front door at about 8:30pm on 2nd April 2006 pissed as a fart and finding my Hobo father in law sitting there. The next 2 hours of slagging (from me, Mrs G and kids) were phenomenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted January 24, 2011 Author Share Posted January 24, 2011 And now it's time for the second worst feeling in the world: setting the alarm on a Sunday night, knowing that I have to get up for work! The worst feeling in the world happens the morn at 7 am, when the alarm goes aff, and I know that I have to go into work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Getting two Kit-Kats out the machine, when you only paid for one! Did you ever benefit from the 2 x 2p's in the kitkat machine scam at Craigmount? Made me happy, and my current dentist ecstatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpos Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Finding a ?20 note in an old jacket pocket, whilst peeing with a semi of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Finding a ?20 note in an old jacket pocket, whilst peeing with a semi of course. Just imagine you didn't have to get up for work tomorrow either! What a day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Just imagine you didn't have to get up for work tomorrow either! What a day! Whats wrong with work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Whats wrong with work? See the OP mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted January 24, 2011 Author Share Posted January 24, 2011 Whats wrong with work? You like work? You also like X-Factor - I've found my nemesis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Some cracking suggestions here, but after being told I'd never have kids, to hold my son in my hands after a year of trying was the best feeling ever (ok so I wasn't told I'd never have kids, but it was still the best feeling ever). Especially after leaving the room 2 mins earlier to go for a pee with a semi and not have work the next day. Even better was the fact that when my son was born, Hibs had just lost 15 mins earlier in Europe to Aek Athens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Especially after leaving the room 2 mins earlier to go for a pee with a semi and not have work the next day. Even better was the fact that when my son was born, Hibs had just lost 15 mins earlier in Europe to Aek Athens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 See, I can top em all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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