Erik Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Well well well...... looks like its time for the yearly lesson to be dished out to those of a green persuasion. The lesson which I am referring to if of course the one entitled "Situations where you should really know better than to pipe up". Let the lesson begin. In reference to Hearts exit from this years Scottish Cup, to a late goal, against a premier league side....... they chose to mock. They chose to note that, at least until Tuesday, and albeit at the same stage, they were still in the cup. They revelled in the fact that they had an extra cup game to play. They found it hilarious that we should fall at a hurdle as 'lowly' as that of St Johnstone. Let us not that forget, that this 'lowly' St Johnstone side are in fact 2 places above the mighty Hibernian, 6 points better off. This 'lowly' team, which papped Hibs 2-0 earlier in the season, came to Tynecastle and grabbed a late winner against an off colour Hearts side. The shame of it. So mock they did. Cos whilst we were forced to endure the 'shame' of such an upset, the mighty Hibernian hosted Ayr United at home and came out LUCKY to have scraped a replay. Ayr United, a team of part timers currently two divisions below the mighty Hibernian. Still they mocked, for despite their failure to beat a team of part timers 14 places and two leagues below them in the Scottish footballing hierarchy, at least they were 'still in it'. Its easy to see that they had grounds to mock given such an achievement. Despite being ridiculed by most of the country, and despite the fact that it would not have been labelled an upset had Ayr gotten the win they deserved on the home turf of an SPL side, still the Hibernians found the need to laugh poke fun at OUR failure. As is the Hibernian way, not even they could see that they were setting themselves up for a fall. So as the Hearts joined their Lochend counterparts on a Tuesday evening jaunt to Ayrshire, the scene was set, and the lesson began. While the Hearts came from a goal down, in an SPL match, against their closest challengers in the league and indeed one of the form sides in the league, to emerge victorious and open up an 11 point gap (with a game in hand) in 3rd place.... (incidentally making the gap between the two Edinburgh sides a whopping TWENTY SIX points, ten more than Hibernian have accumulated all season) Hibernian again faced up to Ayr, with a home tie against St Mirren to look forward to should they dispose of the part time team from two divisions below them. Hibs huffed and they puffed and they well.... ummm..... stood back and let a 35 year old striker dance his way through their 'defence' before picking his spot and paving a pathway in to the next round for the part timers, many of whom had prepared for the match putting in a shift at their day jobs. Despite a few half chances and forcing a couple of decent saves from the student in goal, Hibernian were ultimately unable to overcome the mighty obstacle of a part time team with a far greater hunger than their 'professional' counterparts......... So despite all the mocking, despite poking fun at the shameful performance of Hearts in the Scottish Cup, the end result is that despite getting two attempts at it, Hibs exit the competition at the same stage as us, to a part time team two divisons worse off. You'd think they would really have learned to shut the hell up by now.......... but still, at least they have their league campaign to look forward to now huh, oh no, wait a minute....... Hope the rest of you enjoy your 110 day as much as I will. FTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Splendidly written. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazo Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 That sir is a very good post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikw Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Excellent! FTH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Nicely put. Hope they are enjoying their ELEVEN DECADES of failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Well well well...... looks like its time for the yearly lesson to be dished out to those of a green persuasion. The lesson which I am referring to if of course the one entitled "Situations where you should really know better than to pipe up". Let the lesson begin. In reference to Hearts exit from this years Scottish Cup, to a late goal, against a premier league side....... they chose to mock. They chose to note that, at least until Tuesday, and albeit at the same stage, they were still in the cup. They revelled in the fact that they had an extra cup game to play. They found it hilarious that we should fall at a hurdle as 'lowly' as that of St Johnstone. Let us not that forget, that this 'lowly' St Johnstone side are in fact 2 places above the mighty Hibernian, 6 points better off. This 'lowly' team, which papped Hibs 2-0 earlier in the season, came to Tynecastle and grabbed a late winner against an off colour Hearts side. The shame of it. So mock they did. Cos whilst we were forced to endure the 'shame' of such an upset, the mighty Hibernian hosted Ayr United at home and came out LUCKY to have scraped a replay. Ayr United, a team of part timers currently two divisions below the mighty Hibernian. Still they mocked, for despite their failure to beat a team of part timers 14 places and two leagues below them in the Scottish footballing hierarchy, at least they were 'still in it'. Its easy to see that they had grounds to mock given such an achievement. Despite being ridiculed by most of the country, and despite the fact that it would not have been labelled an upset had Ayr gotten the win they deserved on the home turf of an SPL side, still the Hibernians found the need to laugh poke fun at OUR failure. As is the Hibernian way, not even they could see that they were setting themselves up for a fall. So as the Hearts joined their Lochend counterparts on a Tuesday evening jaunt to Ayrshire, the scene was set, and the lesson began. While the Hearts came from a goal down, in an SPL match, against their closest challengers in the league and indeed one of the form sides in the league, to emerge victorious and open up an 11 point gap (with a game in hand) in 3rd place.... (incidentally making the gap between the two Edinburgh sides a whopping TWENTY SIX points, ten more than Hibernian have accumulated all season) Hibernian again faced up to Ayr, with a home tie against St Mirren to look forward to should they dispose of the part time team from two divisions below them. Hibs huffed and they puffed and they well.... ummm..... stood back and let a 35 year old striker dance his way through their 'defence' before picking his spot and paving a pathway in to the next round for the part timers, many of whom had prepared for the match putting in a shift at their day jobs. Despite a few half chances and forcing a couple of decent saves from the student in goal, Hibernian were ultimately unable to overcome the mighty obstacle of a part time team with a far greater hunger than their 'professional' counterparts......... So despite all the mocking, despite poking fun at the shameful performance of Hearts in the Scottish Cup, the end result is that despite getting two attempts at it, Hibs exit the competition at the same stage as us, to a part time team two divisons worse off. You'd think they would really have learned to shut the hell up by now.......... but still, at least they have their league campaign to look forward to now huh, oh no, wait a minute....... Hope the rest of you enjoy your 110 day as much as I will. FTH. Marvellous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Great post. A bunch of retarded mutants. They are hurting big time. Like BIG TIME. Hibbyandy, mikey, filled rolls, beefster, erskine arsehole & of course their main warrior poet, pedantic dickie. GIRFUY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden Gorgie Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 I love being a Jambo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Top marks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilnunb Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Herbertson Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 'Despite a few half chances and forcing a couple of decent saves from the student in goal...' I normally hold back from schadenfreude but this line contains such beautiful understatement I reluctantly give it full marks and an extra gold star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millano Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Well done and well written. On seeing my hobo neighbour this morning he just hung his head in shame for winding me up when we got put out the cup. I didn't need to say anything to him as seeing him do this was satisfaction enough for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 The student goalie's interview on SKY after the game was quite amusing. In the background the whole time was the Ayr dressing room going mental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babertonjambo Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Great post. 180 minutes against part-time opponents and they still can't score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radge21 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Well well well...... looks like its time for the yearly lesson to be dished out to those of a green persuasion. The lesson which I am referring to if of course the one entitled "Situations where you should really know better than to pipe up". Let the lesson begin. In reference to Hearts exit from this years Scottish Cup, to a late goal, against a premier league side....... they chose to mock. They chose to note that, at least until Tuesday, and albeit at the same stage, they were still in the cup. They revelled in the fact that they had an extra cup game to play. They found it hilarious that we should fall at a hurdle as 'lowly' as that of St Johnstone. Let us not that forget, that this 'lowly' St Johnstone side are in fact 2 places above the mighty Hibernian, 6 points better off. This 'lowly' team, which papped Hibs 2-0 earlier in the season, came to Tynecastle and grabbed a late winner against an off colour Hearts side. The shame of it. So mock they did. Cos whilst we were forced to endure the 'shame' of such an upset, the mighty Hibernian hosted Ayr United at home and came out LUCKY to have scraped a replay. Ayr United, a team of part timers currently two divisions below the mighty Hibernian. Still they mocked, for despite their failure to beat a team of part timers 14 places and two leagues below them in the Scottish footballing hierarchy, at least they were 'still in it'. Its easy to see that they had grounds to mock given such an achievement. Despite being ridiculed by most of the country, and despite the fact that it would not have been labelled an upset had Ayr gotten the win they deserved on the home turf of an SPL side, still the Hibernians found the need to laugh poke fun at OUR failure. As is the Hibernian way, not even they could see that they were setting themselves up for a fall. So as the Hearts joined their Lochend counterparts on a Tuesday evening jaunt to Ayrshire, the scene was set, and the lesson began. While the Hearts came from a goal down, in an SPL match, against their closest challengers in the league and indeed one of the form sides in the league, to emerge victorious and open up an 11 point gap (with a game in hand) in 3rd place.... (incidentally making the gap between the two Edinburgh sides a whopping TWENTY SIX points, ten more than Hibernian have accumulated all season) Hibernian again faced up to Ayr, with a home tie against St Mirren to look forward to should they dispose of the part time team from two divisions below them. Hibs huffed and they puffed and they well.... ummm..... stood back and let a 35 year old striker dance his way through their 'defence' before picking his spot and paving a pathway in to the next round for the part timers, many of whom had prepared for the match putting in a shift at their day jobs. Despite a few half chances and forcing a couple of decent saves from the student in goal, Hibernian were ultimately unable to overcome the mighty obstacle of a part time team with a far greater hunger than their 'professional' counterparts......... So despite all the mocking, despite poking fun at the shameful performance of Hearts in the Scottish Cup, the end result is that despite getting two attempts at it, Hibs exit the competition at the same stage as us, to a part time team two divisons worse off. You'd think they would really have learned to shut the hell up by now.......... but still, at least they have their league campaign to look forward to now huh, oh no, wait a minute....... Hope the rest of you enjoy your 110 day as much as I will. FTH. Good article. They are such a bitter twisted and jealous lot. A century and a decade since they won the big cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamboman1512 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Great OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homme Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 ZERO goals in 2011 for Hibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
European Jambos Mum Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shook Up Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Cracking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo191 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Hahaa well put, great read, and every bit true.... Even the hibees think its a work of art..FTH!!! It's here on weeteam.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 Aw gosh, if i'd known it would make its way over there I'd have made more of an effort to weed out the typo's and spelling mistakes, whoopsie..... in my defence it was quickly chucked together before I started work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts_crazy Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 That's the best post I have read in about ......... say.........109 years or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 This year, They haven't scored this year, They haven't scored this year, They haven't scored this year, This year. A well written OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 That's 1.10 centuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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