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Fair enough, I wouldn't class LotR alongside it though.

 

 

Just the film.

 

I personally hate fantasy and all that jazz

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Just the film.

 

I personally hate fantasy and all that jazz

 

you keep ladies soiled panties......contradiction, no?

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Miller Jambo 60

What haven't you done that most other folk might think surprising?

 

I can't come up with much...

 

Never seen Wizard of Oz, Sound of Music or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

 

I've never pished in a public swimming pool. :lol:

 

Never seen hibs winning the big cup4_1_72.gif4_1_72.gif4_1_72.gif4_1_72.gif4_1_72.gif4_1_72.gifand never will .

 

 

 

 

 

HOBO MUPS

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Becuase I personally cringe when I hear adults reading Harry Potter. This is just my opinion tho before I get shot down.

 

Harry potter is for clowns mate, how that mup made millions out of that gash is beyond medown.gif

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

Harry potter is for clowns mate, how that mup made millions out of that gash is beyond medown.gif

 

 

It's for kids ffs! :lol:

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Becuase I personally cringe when I hear adults reading Harry Potter. This is just my opinion tho before I get shot down.

Never read Harry potter in French (my next task....).

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I've never seen us win at Fester Rd so stopped going.

 

I've never seen Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings and I'm glad.

 

Plenty other stuff which I can't remember at the moment.

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Never mended or assembled anything ever.

 

You know how men are supposed to fix things, well I have never tried to fix anything.

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I have never listened to Bat out of Hell or any other Meatloaf albums and

I have never listened to Thriller or any other Paedo Mike's albums.

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I'm fairly certain that you've made a souffle.

 

Never intentionally, anyway.

 

 

Also, my outlook on life wasn't changed by Fight Club.

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I've never seen a dead body (of a human) in the knowledge that it was dead.

 

i.e. I saw a RTA victim lying beside the road but didn't know at the time of seeing her that she was dead - my auld piano teacher anaw.

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Miller Jambo 60

Never intentionally, anyway.

 

 

Also, my outlook on life wasn't changed by Fight Club.

 

Time for bed wee man, us big boys got a trip the mornwoot.gif

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I've never seen a dead body (of a human) in the knowledge that it was dead.

 

i.e. I saw a RTA victim lying beside the road but didn't know at the time of seeing her that she was dead - my auld piano teacher anaw.

 

I've only seen one. My dad after he died, I didn't want to see him but my Mum talked me into it saying I would regret not saying my goodbyes. She was right as it turned out.

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Bizarre ... I've done everything mentioned here except, and it was looking good until the latter stages, the following : had sex with a man, been raped (not on posting this by the way), voting on a reality tv (hah) series prog, and making a souffle. Starting to think I'm a bit weird.

 

I'll tell you this, but I've definitely never taken a dump in my mum's slippers.

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Never laughed at Ricky Gervais. Not once.

 

Never been to a strip-club.

 

I thought that was just me that doesnt get R Gervais , the strip club tho ohh the tales i could tell ,,

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Never laughed at Ricky Gervais. Not once.

 

Never been to a strip-club.

 

I've never laughed at him either. :thumbsup:

 

I've never slept in.

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Never ate pizza - hate tomatoes and cheese.

 

Never smoked crack

 

Never swam the Thames.

 

Never been to Airdrie's ground.

 

Never read a book about snakes

 

Never drove through Dundee without stopping at KFC (in the last 5 years)

 

Never drove a motorbike

 

Never poken to my neighbours in Number 61

 

Never seen the Godfather films, played Call of Duty (every ***** plays that apprently), listened to Babyshambles, or mingled with the working classes.

 

 

 

 

 

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Never did get a game for Hearts,

 

Never saw Hearts lose during 1998/99 season,

 

Never seen us win the wee cup,

 

Never blagged it into Murderwell around 11 years ago :whistling:

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