Creepy Lurker Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Anyone else all over this last night? Highlight of the season so far, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Beans have no place at a Hearts match. Disgusting if true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 30, 2010 Author Share Posted December 30, 2010 Judging by last night, neither do you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Judging by last night, neither do you. Talking about missing games this season? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I was astounded by the fact I could walk up to a pie stand and get served within 1 minute. They have this weird thing about actually staffing their pie stand above one teenager with counting difficulties and pre-pouring the hot drinks in time for people coming into the stand. Also, the fact the bovril was pre-poured meant that it was actually at a drinkable temperature by the time I got to my seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 30, 2010 Author Share Posted December 30, 2010 Talking about missing games this season? Really? Talking about baked beans? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stirlingshirejambo Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Talking about baked beans? Really? Yes food service and standard was good. Would imagine there were more fans than anticipated so they coped well. Laddie loved the addittion of free beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Were they nice beans but? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 30, 2010 Author Share Posted December 30, 2010 I for one enjoyed them so much that I had baked beans as part of my lunch today, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I for one enjoyed them so much that I had baked beans as part of my lunch today, bro. I hope you kept the rest of the world informed of this development in your daily list of foods in the shed. Given your previous propensity for starting threads about pineapples or fish suppers (possibly) you've managed to do it on the sly so far, but this beans thread has outed you IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Jambo 60 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I hope you kept the rest of the world informed of this development in your daily list of foods in the shed. Given your previous propensity for starting threads about pineapples or fish suppers (possibly) you've managed to do it on the sly so far, but this beans thread has outed you IMO. Beans,wots this aboot, think i have swine fllu, keep seeing pigs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I hope you kept the rest of the world informed of this development in your daily list of foods in the shed. Given your previous propensity for starting threads about pineapples or fish suppers (possibly) you've managed to do it on the sly so far, but this beans thread has outed you IMO. OOOOOFT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McJambo Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 They have this weird thing about actually staffing their pie stand above one teenager with counting difficulties and pre-pouring the hot drinks in time for people coming into the stand. This is a true story from a match at Tynecastle, which shows the staff up for being absolteuly useless. I ask for a capri sun and a pie. Prices at (cant remember exactly) ?1.30 and ?1.40. "That'll be ?3.30 please" "Have your prices gone up from whats on the board?" "No, why?" "Becuase ?1.30 and ?1.40 makes ?2.70" At which point, rather than just work it out in his head the boy presses away at some buttons in the till mubmles sorry and then tries to charge me ?3.50. After a discussion with his "supervisor" who also couldn't work out the math in her head he decided to ask me how much it should be again. Muppets!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigS1874 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 This is a true story from a match at Tynecastle, which shows the staff up for being absolteuly useless. I ask for a capri sun and a pie. Prices at (cant remember exactly) ?1.30 and ?1.40. "That'll be ?3.30 please" "Have your prices gone up from whats on the board?" "No, why?" "Becuase ?1.30 and ?1.40 makes ?2.70" At which point, rather than just work it out in his head the boy presses away at some buttons in the till mubmles sorry and then tries to charge me ?3.50. After a discussion with his "supervisor" who also couldn't work out the math in her head he decided to ask me how much it should be again. Muppets!!! sums most of them up tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 ... who also couldn't work out the math in her head ... Maths. But yes, I agree with your post, had something similar happen once when I had to work out how much I was to be charged, and also how much change I was to get back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 sums most of them up tbf Asked for a Bovril, received a large cold fizzy juice?! Nae difference likesay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambo_ Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 WTF free beanz? Sounds good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 This is a true story from a match at Tynecastle, which shows the staff up for being absolteuly useless. I ask for a capri sun and a pie. Prices at (cant remember exactly) ?1.30 and ?1.40. "That'll be ?3.30 please" "Have your prices gone up from whats on the board?" "No, why?" "Becuase ?1.30 and ?1.40 makes ?2.70" At which point, rather than just work it out in his head the boy presses away at some buttons in the till mubmles sorry and then tries to charge me ?3.50. After a discussion with his "supervisor" who also couldn't work out the math in her head he decided to ask me how much it should be again. Muppets!!! Not everyone's fantastic at mental arithmetic like you, you genius. Lay off the poor bloke next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Not everyone's fantastic at mental arithmetic like you, you genius. Lay off the poor bloke next time. That reminds me of the time one ignoramus didn't believe my theorem: All positive integers are equal. Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B. Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A, B ) = N) then A = B. Proceed by induction. If N = 1, then A and B, being positive integers, must both be 1. So A = B. Assume that the theorem is true for some value k. Take A and B with MAX(A, B ) = k+1. Then MAX((A-1), (B-1)) = k. And hence (A-1) = (B-1). Consequently, A = B. LOLZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 That reminds me of the time one ignoramus didn't believe my theorem: All positive integers are equal. Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B. Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A, = N) then A = B. Proceed by induction. If N = 1, then A and B, being positive integers, must both be 1. So A = B. Assume that the theorem is true for some value k. Take A and B with MAX(A, = k+1. Then MAX((A-1), (B-1)) = k. And hence (A-1) = (B-1). Consequently, A = B. LOLZ So, proof positive that it WAS ?2.70 then??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 So, proof positive that it WAS ?2.70 then??? Aye, but only after I got rid of they boys with the glasses on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Pepper Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I ask for a capri sun and a pie. Prices at (cant remember exactly) ?1.30 and ?1.40. u mad? ?1.30 for a Capri Sun? ?1.70 for a 4 pack in Tescos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott herbertson Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 u mad? ?1.30 for a Capri Sun? ?1.70 for a 4 pack in Tescos You can refill your empties in the bogs for zero! Wouldn't taste any different and would warm you up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Aye, but only after I got rid of they boys with the glasses on. Tell you what man, I've just spent about 30 minutes trying to work out why what you posted is wrong without Googling it. Now I'm late for the pub. I still haven't completely got my head around it though I have an idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 30, 2010 Author Share Posted December 30, 2010 I hope you kept the rest of the world informed of this development in your daily list of foods in the shed. Given your previous propensity for starting threads about pineapples or fish suppers (possibly) you've managed to do it on the sly so far, but this beans thread has outed you IMO. It seems like you've realised that I'm me but also think that I'm someone else. This interests me. I did keep everyone informed about the baked beans, btw. Bought them at Morrison's at the Gyle specially, managed to avoid seeing any unsavoury characters there though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 It seems like you've realised that I'm me but also think that I'm someone else. This interests me. I did keep everyone informed about the baked beans, btw. Bought them at Morrison's at the Gyle specially, managed to avoid seeing any unsavoury characters there though. Ah, it is you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 30, 2010 Author Share Posted December 30, 2010 'Sup, bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 How's uni going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boab Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I'm depressed reading this! We used to be mental! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 who the flying **** would have beans at a football match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 who the flying **** would have beans at a football match? Coffee beans - piping hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Coffee beans - piping hot? there could be something in that. the old 'nescafe shuffle' is oft seen at the football right enough. i wonder if anyone's done that with some baked beans by mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted December 30, 2010 Author Share Posted December 30, 2010 How's uni going? Not too badly, had to drop Philosophy as I'll be doing joint honours History and French and have to take two History modules next semester. Bit of a shitter, but there you go. Hopefully spending next year in France as an English language assistant. I'm depressed reading this! We used to be mental! I hope that you're not suggesting that there's something un-mental about enjoying a nice plate of baked beans on a cold December evening. who the flying **** would have beans at a football match? Who the flying **** would turn down free beans in any given situation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johanes de Silentio Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Not too badly, had to drop Philosophy as I'll be doing joint honours History and French and have to take two History modules next semester. Bit of a shitter, but there you go. Hopefully spending next year in France as an English language assistant. Guid stuff - shame you had to drop the philosophy, but you've got to do what you've got to do. Bon courage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Not too badly, had to drop Philosophy as I'll be doing joint honours History and French and have to take two History modules next semester. Bit of a shitter, but there you go. Hopefully spending next year in France as an English language assistant. I hope that you're not suggesting that there's something un-mental about enjoying a nice plate of baked beans on a cold December evening. Who the flying **** would turn down free beans in any given situation? thank you for inspiring me to have beans a la victoriana. baked beans with a large infusion of tomato puree added and an eye watering measure of chili powder. thankfully i'm not at the football, now or tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydney Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Tell you what man, I've just spent about 30 minutes trying to work out why what you posted is wrong without Googling it. Now I'm late for the pub. I still haven't completely got my head around it though I have an idea. What are you? A complete ******? It is blindingly obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 What a fantastic thread....on, beans!! On a side note, has anyone every had fried beans with their fry-up or even heard of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Torrance Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 What a fantastic thread....on, beans!! On a side note, has anyone every had fried beans with their fry-up or even heard of it? Every time mate. I used to be a saucepan man but haven't looked back since. Best fried in bacon fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future's Maroon Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Every time mate. I used to be a saucepan man but haven't looked back since. Best fried in bacon fat. Thank ****! The amount of times I have mentioned it to folk and they think I am at the wind-up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 What are you? A complete ******? I've been told I am one, tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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