pennantjambo Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Had an accident at work or on the road? Fed up seeing your favourite footie club being fiddled with? Then you need to call the nae feckin luck accident helpline on 0898 107 107 107 Pennantjambo the die-hard Herts man tripped over a giant swan at work whilst having lunch in the canteen. PJ was unable to renew his season for the Jam Tarts for season 2008/09. PJ was devastated. he called the n.f.l.a. and our lawyers gave PJ a cheque for just over ?400. And the giant swan? well, she is now in a rubber cage in a separate room from the canteen. Stop being a plant pot guys and buy your best friend their gift of an exclusive "not renewing my season ticket excuse" at http://www.eatmasheite.com I've got mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JyTees Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Run out of scag and had to settle for licking out the fungis in the cats litter tray? Hubs tw@t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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