speedbump Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_3058076,00.html Really, they must have been interviewing the same faces we are:confused: :):):) The Newcastle Virus Be on the lookout for a new breed of 'Evil Mag' computer viruses that could seriously affect / infect your PC. There are many varietites of this virus, each affecting your computer in a different way. Details of each Variant of this virus are shown below. The Newcastle United virus - This is where the computer develops a memory disorder and forgets about everything before the 1950's! The Newcastle United Shirt virus - Designed to drain your bank account, this one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every three months. The Toon Army virus - This affects newer computers mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works. The Joey Barton virus - Throws you out of Windows. The Fat Sam virus - The computer develops a continuous whining noise. The on screen clock runs a lot slower than all other computers in the building. The Micheal Owen virus - Will take numerous attempts to get into the net, often failing completely. The Supporters virus - The computer develops a processor problem whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuations in performance. The Shay Given virus - You just can't save anything. The Rozenthal virus - Makes your computer go really slow and creates big holes in your Hard-Drive! The Mike Ashly virus - The worst of all, ruins all memory of basic functions and programmes, randomly delivering data to the wrong goal. Also weakens all communications within the network. Dressing Room virus - Appears when the system fails. Reboot may be dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambmadras Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 the worst virus stems from leith and you catch it up yer erse if your a mikey weir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 the worst virus stems from leith and you catch it up yer erse if your a mikey weir Roughie likes a cocky up is bum;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambmadras Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 dean shields has an eye for the boys and rod petrie likes to shaft the lot of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 dean shields has an eye for the boys and rod petrie likes to shaft the lot of them Ah the modern version:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julio Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 dean shields has an eye for the boys and rod petrie likes to shaft the lot of them There is no D in shiels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambmadras Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 There is no D in shiels. there is only one i though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julio Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 there is only one i though I set them up you just hit it for six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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