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http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_3058076,00.html

 

Really, they must have been interviewing the same faces we are:confused:

 

:):):):):):):)

 

The Newcastle Virus

 

Be on the lookout for a new breed of 'Evil Mag' computer viruses that could seriously affect / infect your PC. There are many varietites of this virus, each affecting your computer in a different way. Details of each Variant of this virus are shown below.

 

The Newcastle United virus - This is where the computer develops a memory disorder and forgets about everything before the 1950's!

 

The Newcastle United Shirt virus - Designed to drain your bank account, this one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every three months.

 

The Toon Army virus - This affects newer computers mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.

 

The Joey Barton virus - Throws you out of Windows.

 

The Fat Sam virus - The computer develops a continuous whining noise. The on screen clock runs a lot slower than all other computers in the building.

 

The Micheal Owen virus - Will take numerous attempts to get into the net, often failing completely.

 

The Supporters virus - The computer develops a processor problem whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuations in performance.

 

The Shay Given virus - You just can't save anything.

 

The Rozenthal virus - Makes your computer go really slow and creates big holes in your Hard-Drive!

 

The Mike Ashly virus - The worst of all, ruins all memory of basic functions and programmes, randomly delivering data to the wrong goal. Also weakens all communications within the network.

 

Dressing Room virus - Appears when the system fails. Reboot may be dangerous.

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the worst virus stems from leith and you catch it up yer erse if your a mikey weir

 

Roughie likes a cocky up is bum;)

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dean shields has an eye for the boys and rod petrie likes to shaft the lot of them ;)

 

Ah the modern version:confused:;)

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