hughesie27 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Apparently a study of 3000 folk shows that if your ring finger is shorter than your index finger then your are a third less likely to develop prostate cancer ! longer ring fingers means you are better at sport and exams though. my ring finger is longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neave Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Yep, mines is longer too. I'm sure I read that having a longer ring finger indicates a higher level of testosterone exposure during embryonic development, bringing with it the usual social side-effects: assertiveness, dominance, temper etc. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 My ring finger is about half an inch longer than my index finger. To disprove the theory i'm 20 stone, shit at sport and thick as mince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Mumbo jumbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I heard that if your ring finger is longer than your index, you're ten times more likely to get HIV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 My ring fingers are longer. I'm crap at sport, and certainly don't consider myself to be a whizz at exams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I heard that if your ring finger is longer than your index, you're ten times more likely to get HIV. I heard it was if you are ginger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven98 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I've got an enormous ******. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I'm an enormous ******. Thanks. Very honest of you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I've got an enormous ******. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 My index finger is longer. I am a creative genius with a healthy disregard for sporting prowess and my walnut is a picture of health. Clearly this research is 100% correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside1874 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 If blokes big toe is longer than the one next to it then you think more like a girl and will probably end up supporting Hibs in later life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Its certainly easier to check the old prostrate if you have a longer index finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronJambo Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 if your pinky is bigger than both, what does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 if your pinky is bigger than both, what does that mean? Norwich City fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 I'd also suggest that 100% of the folk who have read this thread immediately checked the lengths of their respective digits. So there - hughesie got you to look at your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Mine are exactaly the same size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Thor Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 My index finger is longer. I am a creative genius with a healthy disregard for sporting prowess and my walnut is a picture of health. Clearly this research is 100% correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb101 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 If your ring finger is short you won't be able to check your prostate gland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stirlo Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 What interests me is who turned up to work one day and thought "I know, let's do a study to see the link between index/ring finger length and prostate cancer". Not saying that there is no merit in this research - but it does seem a bit random. Simply comparing one variable against another is a technique that is notorious for its flaws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Its certainly easier to check the old prostrate if you have a longer index finger "Old prostrate" ... Is that something to do with Wayne Rooney's nocturnal activities? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 What interests me is who turned up to work one day and thought "I know, let's do a study to see the link between index/ring finger length and prostate cancer". Not saying that there is no merit in this research - but it does seem a bit random. Simply comparing one variable against another is a technique that is notorious for its flaws. Like the weather v no. of Polish Army officers kicked to death by mules? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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