CostaJambo Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Following on from the celebrity hotties/secret fancies threads, what about celebrities you just couldn't go near, no matter how much you'd drunk. Try not to make it too predictable (Jade Goody/Camilla/John Leslie etc. are surely obvious no-no's to all but the least fussy of posters). For me definitely Tracey Emmin, artist. The woman looks really dirty, but not in a good way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Ena Sharples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambojohnnyboy Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Fizz from Coronation street, if ever a character was perfectly named as she has a face like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankblack Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Beth Ditto - the following picture should be enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Gordons Gloves Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 and her mother! Also - that fat minging biatch from the gossip - ditto or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Ruth Badger I would punch her before rattling her:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosscoC Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Winehoose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Winehoose. beat me to it, smackheads dont do anything for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 This is just a thread about naming ugly people.... Not really anything exciting in there. Surely a more interesting thread would be who is supposedly attractive but someone you wouldnt go near... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosscoC Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 This is just a thread about naming ugly people.... Not really anything exciting in there. Surely a more interesting thread would be who is supposedly attractive but someone you wouldnt go near... Fair enough. I'll go first......... Kiera Knightley. Granted I would still dunt her but she's no my cup of tea. No breasts to speak of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 russell brand seemingly attractive to hoardes of women, and i can sort of see why they would fancy him, but he looks like he needs a wash and a feed, and it just makes me be a little bit sick in my mouth at the idea of touching him urgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Posh spice, acne faced talentless no mark, would rather stick one on her ugly pouty mouth than [modedit] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Weathers Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Begbie Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Paris Hilton... for the fear i;d have to make conversation with her afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Roy from Coronation Street. I'm not gay but I thought I'd pick someone I can't fall into the "never say never" cliche about. Because I categorically never would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 J-Lo. I wouldn't touch her with yours. Pamela Anderson. Rough as F. I don't get it and plastic tits are a huge turn off especially if they look as cheap as hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Jodie Marsh. Her nose just looks like a tanned version of Michael Jackson's. That's for the second question, not the first. Given the chance I would obviously pump her, just think there are so many more better looking women out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better call Saul Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Changing the goal pOst's here " I WOULD DOO JADE GOODY" :horny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Changing the goal pOst's here " I WOULD DOO JADE GOODY" :horny: I would do Tracy Emin, but are these not posts for the secret fancies thread? I wouldn't do... Sarah off of Girls Aloud, bad skin, bad hair, unhealthy looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I've seen more convincing post operative transsexuals. At one time Victoria Silvstedt was the most commonly searched phrase on the internet. Maybe I just don't like blondes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 For some reason I cant stand Michelle Gayle dont know why. Now on the ex-eastenders web site in the "who out of the kickback site would you not touch with Dirty Den's" more than her would be saying BigAndyK :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 As above - Posh Spice and Jodie Marsh, both do the square root of ******-all for society but are still somehow famous - and both *****ing horrific as well. Also, and I use the term 'celebrity' very loosely here - Nikki Grahame from that big steaming jobbie that is Big Brother, she gets right on my nipple ends Rant over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 The Olsen twins, they look like they've been in a particularly horrific car accident. And sadly, both survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 OK, not quite 'wouldn't go near' as obviously I would but I really don't see the attraction in Gemma Atkinson. To me she's very, very average in the looks department and has big fake tits. I suppose, if she's good enough for Cristiano Ronaldo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Nikki Grahame I seriously cannot stand that silly cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveofthegame Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I rather go at Kerry Katona for half an hour with a baseball bat than shag her, talentless bint. Jodie Marsh is another no-no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 J-Lo. I wouldn't touch her with yours. Pamela Anderson. Rough as F. I don't get it and plastic tits are a huge turn off especially if they look as cheap as hers. So glad someone else hates J Lo and as for Pam i seen her in Vegas in November in the Hans Glock magic show.Pam is meant to be the star attraction but the guys other two assistants totally blew her away and where both stunning as for Pam she is now making money for being a freak show and having college boys and business men mock and wolf whistle her on stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossi_1983 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 OK, not quite 'wouldn't go near' as obviously I would but I really don't see the attraction in Gemma Atkinson. To me she's very, very average in the looks department and has big fake tits. I suppose, if she's good enough for Cristiano Ronaldo Agree about Gemma Atkinson. Don't get me wrong, she ain't bad, but I think she is way overrated So glad someone else hates J Lo and as for Pam i seen her in Vegas in November in the Hans Glock magic show.Pam is meant to be the star attraction but the guys other two assistants totally blew her away and where both stunning as for Pam she is now making money for being a freak show and having college boys and business men mock and wolf whistle her on stage. Agree about Pam, but I like J Lo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 No Thanks Now she is older - still no thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinheaven Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosscoC Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 And ****** eyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I love Gemma Atkinson & the Holden girl from Britains got Talent. Ooooh. Alistair. I don't like any of the spice girls or Heather Mills. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I have a very simple rule; If you're in any celeb mag like Heat, you're minging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I have a very simple rule; If you're in any celeb mag like Heat, I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 You must be very young or just simple minded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas-voss Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I have a very simple rule; If you're in any celeb mag like Heat, you're minging. Now you mention that Sarah Jessica Parker never out of Heat magazine and absolutely minging she has a puss like a 50yr old horse if she was mine she would be getting shot in the paddock with a twelve bore. Not sure which one is Parker here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo_LuLu Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 russell brand seemingly attractive to hoardes of women, and i can sort of see why they would fancy him, but he looks like he needs a wash and a feed, and it just makes me be a little bit sick in my mouth at the idea of touching him urgh Have to admit I think he is a very very sexy man...!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northfieldhearts Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Ginger from Girls Aloud Jodie Marsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Now you mention that Sarah Jessica Parker never out of Heat magazine and absolutely minging she has a puss like a 50yr old horse if she was mine she would be getting shot in the paddock with a twelve bore. Not sure which one is Parker here She definitely looks like a foot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kearney19 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Kate Moss, god no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I wouldnt go as far as to say i wouldnt pump her, but Fern Cotton rips my knitten something awful. Would rather do Fern Britton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Winstone Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 I wouldnt go as far as to say i wouldnt pump her, but Fern Cotton rips my knitten something awful. Would rather do Fern Britton That is madness! Mind you - each to their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Bishop Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 And ****** eyed. Celtic supporter then??? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loganjambo Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Following on from the celebrity hotties/secret fancies threads, what about celebrities you just couldn't go near, no matter how much you'd drunk. Try not to make it too predictable (Jade Goody/Camilla/John Leslie etc. are surely obvious no-no's to all but the least fussy of posters). For me definitely Tracey Emmin, artist. The woman looks really dirty, but not in a good way. kelly osbourne and her maw : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboj Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Good call on Sarah Jessica Parker, she not pretty, but for some reason all women think that she's the best looking thing on the planet. I've always thought she had a bit of the pterodactyl (big flying dinosaur thing) about her. I remember a while ago people telling me that Jessie Wallace (Kat in Eastenders) was fit, cant understand that at all. And Renee Zelwegger is a freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cade Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 SJP Zelda from Terrahawks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyBalboa Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 That fat burd fae Eastenders and her Pal. Two of the biggest munters there ever was. Also special mention to Winehouse and Mel C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWM Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Davina McCall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Seeger Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Heather Mills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horse Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Cheryl Cole & Sarah Harding. Could not think of anything worse than coming home and finding them in my bed. Well unless Posh was there as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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