bob Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 ?Veni, vidi, vici? Is up there with mines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felix Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 "If at first you don't succeed ; Try again. Unless you're a skydiver." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boof Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand is a line from a song that I often quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tazio Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I am guilty of saying "what's the worst that can happen" a lot, generally when I am suggesting a dodgy procedure at work. I an also very fond of "as much use as t!ts on a fish" at work generally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Claws Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Fortune favours the brave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis2006 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 one I've been using recently in reference to a dirty bird is "she'll chew you in as tatties,spit you out as chips!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Payton Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambovambo Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 "Footprints in the sands of time are not made by sitting down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del1812 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 "Away with yer pish" and "Shut your face" are two of my regulars. A mate from work has a habit of saying "Bothered oot ma tits". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 'Reptiles' The Cat - JKB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobM Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved. - Kurt Vonnegut. Friend of mine would listen to any point being debated before weighing in with - 'I suppose you could say that, if ye were talking pish!' Christ on a bike's a goody as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexton Hardcastle Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 FTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. Homer J Simpson Here's to alcohol, the cause of?and solution to?all life's problems. Homer J Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Zero Tolerance - Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWL Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 The quotes or sayings that begin "as much chance as" personal favourite being eg Hobos winning the Scottish Cup "there's as much chance of a one legged cat burying a ****e on a frozen pond" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 A piece of advice my Uncle Norrie gave me whilst pashed (him, not me) when I was about 4. "Son, Hibs are sheeite, they always have been, and they always fecking will be." Aint that the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Winston Churchill - "I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober and you will still be ugly" quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 A piece of advice my Uncle Norrie gave me whilst pashed (him, not me) when I was about 4. "Son, Hibs are sheeite, they always have been, and they always fecking will be." Aint that the truth. :bravo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmfc_steve Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 straight forward "bollox" .... good answer to just about anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GhostHunter Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Another one, though not necessarily relevant to the majority on here... "Not as Green as I'm Cabbage-Looking". I mean, who the feck thought that one up..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 One up the bum, no harm done!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfstar Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 when someone ask's a question when noone could have the answer yet, "ive got 2 balls and none of them are crystal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 A couple of favourite sayings of mine are... 'Away and throw sheeite at yourself' & 'Away and lie in your pish'. My three favourite JKB quotes are... 'FACT' 'End of' 'Usual suspects'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lookoutjoe Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 "I wouldnea gie you the steam of my pish" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 When you?ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Leaf Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 And one for VR. ?A man can?t build his reputation on what he?s planning to do.? Henry Ford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statto Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Believe nothing, No matter where you read it, or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 An injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere - MLK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Believe nothing,No matter where you read it, or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. That's a belter JB28 - going by your username and signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 When the wife has a sore throat, "What you need is white throat cream from the handy easy to use dispenser". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Prentice Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 My favourites in no particular order (after the first one) Beer please Away and run up my ribs Speak up Brown Oh the Hibeees are gRay!!!(sp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statto Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 That's a belter JB28 - going by your username and signature. Well it's true, you should only believe something if you truly do, although I still believed we could get into Europe when we were 10th! We're actually closer now but I'm starting to doubt it, if we win our next 3 games, I think it will be possible. After what's happened this season, any team is a threat to Hearts. Another saying that get's me through life is; "Do good things and good things will happen, do bad things and bad things will happen". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 "What goes around, comes around" and "This too, will pass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 To know your future, you only have to look at your past. Oh dear, Vlad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 smell yer maw. Not used nearly enough in polite society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 smell yer maw. Not used nearly enough in polite society. Agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 My Gran's two belters If its fur ye, it'll no go past ye and We're all pink inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 My Gran's two belters If its fur ye, it'll no go past ye That was a favourite of my Gran as well though her version was: What's fur ye ull no go bye ye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 My favourite - `aw save your breath for inflating your girlfriend`. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davemclaren Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 One I like to use at work is... 'Busy hands are happy hands' Fair irritates people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 One I like to use at work is... 'Busy hands are happy hands' Fair irritates people. I can see why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adi Dassler Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Lick yersel ya poof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommythejambo Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" You canny beat a bit of Red Dwarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Sh*t rolls down hill - and I live in a valley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlad on the tyne Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 away n lie in yer ain p1$h run up ma ribs one saying that gets right on my thrupennys is "There's nothing worse than.......ie having nae toilet paper" I would say there is a few more worse things than having nae toilet paper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady jambo Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 The worst saying has to be "Theres plenty other fish in the sea" not exactly what you want to here when you and your partner have split Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droid Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 love this: (especially when an offensive bird has really peeee'd you off) "AWAY AND LICK YURSELL" usually leaves them speechless;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychocAndy Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Please and Thank you cost you nothing and Cuddle it ya tw@t :107years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Couple of my faves are: For real life - "Life is easy - you make your choices and you don;t look back" For comedy effect - "Listen, you hear that?" *pause for effect* "That's the sound of naebody asking for your opinion" "Away and bile yir heid and make stupid soup" <- my granny taught me that "Remember, anymore than two shakes and it's a whank" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 '' She's got a fannie like a Hippo's mooth. '' '' Assumption is the mother of all ****ups. '' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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