Craigieboy Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 It's been a while since I read his book so I've given it another shot as I only really skimmed it last time. In it he comes out with just about every hibs myth on the go (flair etc). But one thing that made me laugh last night was where he states that hibs are a much cooler club to support than Hearts. Hibs have the coolest fans & celebrity supporters & are generally viewed as the 'cool club' in Edinburgh. Who are these 'cool fans'? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flogel98 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Lets see..??? A cool club or a club that wins major trophies and has some credibility on the park? No, I just can't make my mind up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Khan Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Who are these 'cool fans'? . Accountants, mostly.......oh and erm, Pat Nevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Errrr........................John Leslie, The Proclaimers, Fish (no coincidence that rhymes with pish), Irvine Welsh. A group of uber cool dudes I must say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 It's been a while since I read his book so I've given it another shot as I only really skimmed it last time. In it he comes out with just about every hibs myth on the go (flair etc). But one thing that made me laugh last night was where he states that hibs are a much cooler club to support than Hearts. Hibs have the coolest fans & celebrity supporters & are generally viewed as the 'cool club' in Edinburgh. Who are these 'cool fans'? . Hearts fan: cool and sexy in an understated way. Understated Hibs chic. PS: Is this bursd on JKB? If she has a thread, get it bumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundercats Are Go Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Great, another hibs thread by the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serge Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Anyone who calls himself cool is a coq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Like many definitions of who's cool, it's a self-generated circular argument. 'I am cool. I like X. People who like X are cool. I like X so I am cool.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 In Russell Brand's book, 'Articles Of Faith' he said that Irvine Welsh said much the same thing to him. He (Welsh) said, get this, that he believes that fans of all other Scottish clubs secretly wish that they'd chosen to support Hibs 'cos they're a cool club to support. I mean, honestly. Where do you start?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 In Russell Brand's book, 'Articles Of Faith' he said that Irvine Welsh said much the same thing to him. He (Welsh) said, get this, that he believes that fans of all other Scottish clubs secretly wish that they'd chosen to support Hibs 'cos they're a cool club to support. I mean, honestly. Where do you start?!! Irvine Welsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Like many definitions of who's cool, it's a self-generated circular argument. 'I am cool. I like X. People who like X are cool. I like X so I am cool.' Correct! Thanks very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnjl Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 this might be the most un-cool man in edinburgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Great, another hibs thread by the OP. Yep. Wish he'd stop seething so much over trivial shit like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Great, another hibs thread by the OP. My thoughts as well...This Poster is more obsessed by The Hobos than some Hobos!! He must start at least 3 Topics per day on them, If it's not links to mysistersmymother.net, it's their stadium, Crap players etc...He's getting as bad as "Blue is the Colour" I think he Doth protest to much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 i have always wondered this but never bothered to ask until now: is the beast coming out of a garden shed in this picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 Yep. Wish he'd stop seething so much over trivial shit like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Meurig Thomas Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Great, another hibs thread by the OP. Yep. Wish he'd stop seething so much over trivial shit like this. My thoughts as well...This Poster is more obsessed by The Hobos than some Hobos!! He must start at least 3 Topics per day on them, If it's not links to mysistersmymother.net, it's their stadium, Crap players etc...He's getting as bad as "Blue is the Colour" I think he Doth protest to much... These. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 It must be cool being a ginger, smelly junkie with a pukey green football shirt from the slums of the Capital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Urgh. Describing yourself as cool has to be the least cool thing in the world. They're the collective version of that kid at the school disco who thinks he's Michael Jackson and likes to do impromptu solos on the dancefloor. Misguided at best I think. Someone might want to point out to Smith that at some point in Hibs' illustrious history, all of the bohemian warrior poets seem to have been replaced by scaffy kids in tracksuits with dodgy 'frosted tips' hairstyles who like to steal bins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Was trying to find a picture of that pink-hoodied ballbag Sam Faichney, to no avail. Uber-cool guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiewave Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Urgh. Describing yourself as cool has to be the least cool thing in the world. They're the collective version of that kid at the school disco who thinks he's Michael Jackson and likes to do impromptu solos on the dancefloor. Misguided at best I think. Someone might want to point out to Smith that at some point in Hibs' illustrious history, all of the bohemian warrior poets seem to have been replaced by scaffy kids in tracksuits with dodgy 'frosted tips' hairstyles who like to steal bins. "Frosted tips": love it. As my supervisor said, "the word 'important' is self-important". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 i have always wondered this but never bothered to ask until now: is the beast coming out of a garden shed in this picture? Its an ootside lavvy and he's been sniffing the seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotter Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 this might be the most un-cool man in edinburgh. + Urgh. Describing yourself as cool has to be the least cool thing in the world. They're the collective version of that kid at the school disco who thinks he's Michael Jackson and likes to do impromptu solos on the dancefloor. Misguided at best I think. Someone might want to point out to Smith that at some point in Hibs' illustrious history, all of the bohemian warrior poets seem to have been replaced by scaffy kids in tracksuits with dodgy 'frosted tips' hairstyles who like to steal bins. = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 he's right, Hibs fans are cool as feck. who wouldn't want to be one these cool dudes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Is that the bloke who'se Mum wouldn't allow him to be a punk back in the day? Yeah, you're really 'cool' . Bet he was bullied at school for being a plastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Keith Hilson anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Reminds me of the pictures of them enthusiastically taking home souvenirs from the old East Stand - broken pie stand signs with half the club crest torn off and the like. Sheer class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Keith Hilson anyone? Shout. Long time since we has a Hilson thread on here. He is good for at least 2 pages of myrthdome on his own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Sexington Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Ice cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Shout. Long time since we has a Hilson thread on here. He is good for at least 2 pages of myrthdome on his own. GREAT STUFF. Makes me crease every time I see him. Leith's very own style icon. Anyone got any word on his current whereabouts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debut 4 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Just another example of Hobo inferiority...full stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Was trying to find a picture of that pink-hoodied ballbag Sam Faichney, to no avail. Uber-cool guy. You mean this bawbag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beats Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Ice cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dik Mar Van Nostrilboy Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Was trying to find a picture of that pink-hoodied ballbag Sam Faichney, to no avail. Uber-cool guy. You mean this bawbag? getting a bit creepy/boring now, give it a rest lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 In Russell Brand's book, 'Articles Of Faith' he said that Irvine Welsh said much the same thing to him. He (Welsh) said, get this, that he believes that fans of all other Scottish clubs secretly wish that they'd chosen to support Hibs 'cos they're a cool club to support. I mean, honestly. Where do you start?!! Irvine Welsh is the last person I would call cool, more, well just dirty. Maybe its the ex-addict look but I never thought cool is looking like you have just been dragged off the street (and its not even douchebag unkempt.) A classy man who named his band after the ibrox disaster. Plus his head is the shape of a testicle. As people say, if you have to keep telling people your club is cool then 99% of the time it isn't. Hibs fans live in a world where they believe this and try to tell people this. To suggest every other Scottish fan secertly wishes they had chosen to support Hibs is delusion beyond belief, one of these days I would love to see Welsh try to brown nose a celebrity, try to be their friend, then go on with his Hibs myths only for the celebrity to open his jacket, show his Hearts top and tell him to gtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Shaton Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 GREAT STUFF. Makes me crease every time I see him. Leith's very own style icon. Anyone got any word on his current whereabouts? Living with Tom English in Brighton, I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Three points: 1) Craigieboy has read - and re-read - known Hibee Aiden Smith's book, presumably knowing that he will mention Hibs in some fanciful fashion and it will annoy him. How odd... 2) Aiden Smith has clearly never rocked by my way in Tynie, or he would know that his statement is factually incorrect; 3) There is nothing cool about failing to win a national cup competition since 1902. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 getting a bit creepy/boring now, give it a rest lads. Yeah, I probably shouldn't mention him/post pictures of him in my every post anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gods a Jambo Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Great, another hibs thread by the OP. Given some of the absolute shan patter you come out with on a daily basis i will go with the OP on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 EDIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Irvine Welsh is the last person I would call cool, more, well just dirty. Maybe its the ex-addict look but I never thought cool is looking like you have just been dragged off the street (and its not even douchebag unkempt.) A classy man who named his band after the ibrox disaster. Plus his head is the shape of a testicle. .... OMG. Is that what watching hibs does to you? Bad enough when the Proclaimers hideous visages appeared onto my screen, much to my stomach's discomfort, only to followed by what can only be described as a contender for ugliest man in Scotland....in Victorian times Welsh would be locked up just for looking like that!! I'm away to get some alka seltzer to settle my stomach before I boak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maroon 1874 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Irvine Welsh is the last person I would call cool, more, well just dirty. Maybe its the ex-addict look but I never thought cool is looking like you have just been dragged off the street (and its not even douchebag unkempt.) A classy man who named his band after the ibrox disaster. Plus his head is the shape of a testicle. As people say, if you have to keep telling people your club is cool then 99% of the time it isn't. Hibs fans live in a world where they believe this and try to tell people this. To suggest every other Scottish fan secertly wishes they had chosen to support Hibs is delusion beyond belief, one of these days I would love to see Welsh try to brown nose a celebrity, try to be their friend, then go on with his Hibs myths only for the celebrity to open his jacket, show his Hearts top and tell him to gtf. Uncle Fester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 On a serious note; What the **** is really meant to be cool about supporting this shower of filth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.N.T.H. Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 getting a bit creepy/boring now, give it a rest lads. You're getting a bit creepy and boring, I'm afraid. The whole Eugene Dadi things a bit strange aswell, quite 'cool' and 'whacky', bet you're a right laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Here was me thinking that it was all the jakeys that support Hibs as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Lloyd Quinan, SNP MSP, failed weatherman and cool-looking Hibs fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartgarfunkel Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Mods, any chance of getting the original Keith Hilson threads dragged up and put into the 'Classics' section please? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.F.Robertson Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Ice cool. Funnily enough, the guy on the right with the fag in his mooth, actually resembles (or perhaps, since it's now 2010 ..... resembled, is more accurate) moi. I've been going to admit to this for a while now, but have only just bucked up the courage. Perhaps this is an indication, I finally feel accepted on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Jersey_HMFC Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I remember from reading that book his assertion that Hibs didnt have a mascot because they were cool I suppose being cool also includes going on your worst home run in 135 years http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/football/spl/hibernian/2010/08/24/home-horror-run-for-hibs-as-losing-streak-hits-six-86908-22509923/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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