Craigieboy Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 To appear on 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' this coming November. According to todays newspaper he is struggling for cash after being booted out of the celebrity scene & failing as a property tycoon in Edinburgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 They should try and get Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-ka on as well. Would be interesting. Well, as interesting as these garbage shows can be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 he is struggling for cash after being booted out of the celebrity scene & failing as a property tycoon in Edinburgh. Bad news - I'm gutted for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Maybe the Proclaimers could do a benefit gig for him at the Usher Hall and then all the Hobos could go back to his place for a marathon viewing of all his home made porn tapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I hope he gets raped by a alligator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 Maybe the Proclaimers could do a benefit gig for him at the Usher Hall and then all the Hobos could go back to his place for a marathon viewing of all his home made porn tapes. If the proclaimers were involved it would require dwarf porn, if it exsists. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark_Mywords Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 He has already got some experience in Bush*ucker Trials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 If the proclaimers were involved it would require dwarf porn, if it exsists. . It's available but in short supply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Rohypnol isn't cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 It's available but in short supply. Not bad. Wonder how many people will try and find dwarf porn now? Whatever you do, don't google 'Bridget the midget' with the safe search off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Not bad. Wonder how many people will try and find dwarf porn now? Whatever you do, don't google 'Bridget the midget' with the safe search off. Lets be honest, it's not nearly as entertaining doing it with the safe search on is it!! Back to John in the jungle, have the makers of this show not seen the new Predator film and what could / is likely to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I'm surprised that he can't hold down a job, given his history of holding other things down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.A.N.S Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I vaguely mind a conversation in the pub with two girls I went to school with on Saturday. One of them was ALLEGEDLY receiving texts from John Leslie as he had ALLEGEDLY stole her number from a mutuals friend's phone when they were at a party one night. Anyway he ALLEGEDLY sent her a text at 11am Sunday morning saying that was him just in from a night on some class A, with women who don't mind his ALLEGEDLY sordid past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasman Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I'm surprised that he can't hold down a job, given his history of holding other things down Was it wrong to laugh at this.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 the proclaimers have asked him to bring back a pygmy as a present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Will he be allowed to enter Australia legally? Seem to remember talk on here about him illegally entering some other country-an Arab country perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Was it wrong to laugh at this.....? If it is then I'm in the wrong too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblair182 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 To appear on 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' this coming November. According to todays newspaper he is struggling for cash after being booted out of the celebrity scene & failing as a property tycoon in Edinburgh. It's impossible to find a photo where he doesn't look utterly despicable. Here it is clear he is exiting some sort of sordid cabin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benoit Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 It's impossible to find a photo where he doesn't look utterly despicable. Here it is clear he is exiting some sort of sordid cabin. It looks even worse from the inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 It's impossible to find a photo where he doesn't look utterly despicable. Here it is clear he is exiting some sort of sordid cabin. If you look closely enough I think he might still have a semi in that photo. As for whats in the wee bag, god alone only knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblair182 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 If you look closely enough I think he might still have a semi in that photo. As for whats in the wee bag, god alone only knows Of course he has a semi, to open the door he had to his INSERT his key into an UNSUSPECTING lock. Thats what keeps pests like Leslie slavering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...a bit disco Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 No self-respect that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janbo1874 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 No self-respect that man. Miami Vice and Old Spice an intoxicating mixture to drop the panties of intoxicated females the world over and when she resists...persist and persevere.It's the hibs way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missed98 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Miami Vice and Old Spice an intoxicating mixture to drop the panties of intoxicated females the world over and when she resists...persist and persevere. It's the hibs way. Having met the man in person some years ago, I can confirm that's he's a bellend of the highest order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 The show should be called 'I'm a rohyphnol fan, get me into there' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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