Makween Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I've been giving this a lot of thought recently, and here are my conclusions : Moisturiser - not gay. Sunbeds - gay. What, in your opinion, is unacceptably gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I've been giving this a lot of thought recently, and here are my conclusions : Moisturiser - not gay. Sunbeds - gay. What, in your opinion, is unacceptably gay? Making threads about beauty aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Doesn't have to be beauty aids, could just be anything. Like being ginger, for instance. That's a sign of homosexuality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggo Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I've been giving this a lot of thought recently, and here are my conclusions : Moisturiser - not gay. Sunbeds - gay. What, in your opinion, is unacceptably gay? I dont think anyone in the pit showers would ask you to wash there back:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Whatever. I've got lovely soft skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Doesn't have to be beauty aids, could just be anything. Like being ginger, for instance. That's a sign of homosexuality. Or the inability to say ginger. Or 'Rory Guerrero runs round the red roundabout, after Roman Bednar' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Or the inability to say ginger. Or 'Rory Guerrero runs round the red roundabout, after Roman Bednar' Should you not be dancing around the blarney stone right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Should you not be dancing around the blarney stone right now? Should you not be groping other men right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makween Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Should you not be groping other men right now? In your dreams <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 In your dreams <3 And my nightmares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Harris Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 shaving/waxing body hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 What, in your opinion, is unacceptably gay? Neil MacFarlane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 What, in your opinion, is unacceptably gay? Bumming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Bapswent Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Thinking about what constitutes the boundary of being gay...clearly suggests issues ..... Hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn artist Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 moisturiser with built in self tan, is definitely gay. my mate admitted to using this a few weeks ago and has never heard then end of it since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Having a english prem team as your avatar. especially if its one of the big 4. GAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northfieldhearts Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 a man should squirt deoderant, brush teeth & wash. anything else - ie after shave, moisturiser, creams etc has me questioning a) why and you must be gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 This is all a bit homophobic, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Le Clos Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Being a Hibee, as clearly stated in the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I've been giving this a lot of thought recently, and here are my conclusions : Moisturiser - not gay. Sunbeds - gay. What, in your opinion, is unacceptably gay? What ever you feel comfortable with... me... I'm lucky to have a wash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Pink jumpers - I'm yet to see a straight guy pull it off well Cardigans are also dodgy territory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Moisturiser/creams are only suitable if for skin conditions, not because you want smooth skin. Pink shirts are most definitely gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djf Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 giving - not gay recieving - gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1874M Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 giving - not gayrecieving - gay Their must be a giver in the elton john relationship and I'm pretty sure their both gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leginten Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Threads on football forums about men's fashion and clothes labels. I really don't want or need to know what you wore in the '80s or what you wear nowadays. Gay as charged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 a man should squirt deoderant, brush teeth & wash. anything else - ie after shave, moisturiser, creams etc has me questioning a) why and you must be gay. Why is after shave gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Hair straighteners and "fashionable" in door hats Cardigans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester copperpot Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 A guy who is a giver, who also gives a reacharound is what I would consider as being GAY. Anything else is fine though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I'm yet to see a straight guy pull it off well So what you're saying is that in your experience gay guys pull it off better than straight guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Root Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I'd have to imagine that a ginger who also abuses fake tan must look somewhat like the guy from the Tango ads. That would be the ultimate sign, especially if he wandered round in those tight pants slapping cheeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawrrrrrrr Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 So what you're saying is that in your experience gay guys pull it off better than straight guys? How long did that take you to think of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 giving - not gayrecieving - gay Obviously ex-navy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 giving - not gayrecieving - gay That's how its classified in Saughton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deevers Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I've been giving this a lot of thought recently, and here are my conclusions : Moisturiser - not gay. Sunbeds - gay. What, in your opinion, is unacceptably gay? Lothian and Borders Police ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 That's how its classified in Saughton. That's Saughton the prison rather than Saughton the area, incase there's currently any furious Saughton-ites considering tracking me down and killing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Gosling Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 That's Saughton the prison rather than Saughton the area, incase there's currently any furious Saughton-ites considering tracking me down and killing me. probably by 'giving'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 i thought it was only gay if you pushed back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 How long did that take you to think of? 30 minutes to an hour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 probably by 'giving'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Pink shirts are most definitely gay. I beg to differ and in doing so will let you into a little secret. I have a number of pink shirts and continue to buy them mainly due to the favourable reaction to them given to me by ladies of the female persuasion. (oYo) I'm not saying that I'm not a ***** magnet in a blue, white or patterned shirt. It's just that when I'm in the pink, I know I am more likely to find myself 'in the pink' if you follow my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I beg to differ and in doing so will let you into a little secret. I have a number of pink shirts and continue to buy them mainly due to the favourable reaction to them given to me by ladies of the female persuasion. (oYo) I'm not saying that I'm not a ***** magnet in a blue, white or patterned shirt. It's just that when I'm in the pink, I know I am more likely to find myself 'in the pink' if you follow my drift. You've been down south too long! If you only wear them on a Friday, that's even worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boaby Ewing Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 PS Not that I've ever worn one. Honest. It was fuschia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medico Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 So what you're saying is that in your experience gay guys pull it off better than straight guys? All depends on what you're in to i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJack Horseman Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 i thought it was only gay if you pushed back! It's only gay if balls touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 A guy who is a giver, who also gives a reacharound is what I would consider as being GAY. Anything else is fine though. You seem to be very familiar with all the technical terms, ya big poof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
this_is_my_story Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I beg to differ and in doing so will let you into a little secret. I have a number of pink shirts and continue to buy them mainly due to the favourable reaction to them given to me by ladies of the female persuasion. (oYo) I'm not saying that I'm not a ***** magnet in a blue, white or patterned shirt. It's just that when I'm in the pink, I know I am more likely to find myself 'in the pink' if you follow my drift. Maybe it's just me... but aren't most ladies of 'the female persuasion'?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I've been giving this a lot of thought recently, and here are my conclusions : Moisturiser - not gay. Sunbeds - gay. What, in your opinion, is unacceptably gay? holding hands....and nicking off with the kitty:av-1001: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 You've been down south too long! If you only wear them on a Friday, that's even worse. Dave, I go "down south" for the ladies for as long as it takes. No long is too long. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't "fuschia" gay slang for "a little over the top in terms of being outrageously gay"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Maybe it's just me... but aren't most ladies of 'the female persuasion'?!! You are young, you have much to learn. Some of them have big hands and adam's apples. My comment was of a pre-emptive nature, yet with a little twist of surrealist, self-deprecating humour. There hasn't been a smiley yet that explains what goes on in my mind when I'm typing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 My comment was of a pre-emptive nature, yet with a little twist of surrealist, self-deprecating humour. There hasn't been a smiley yet that explains what goes on in my mind when I'm typing. Mods, can we have a pink-shirted 'gay' smiley? Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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