H2 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Vuvuzelas banned Next you won't be able to sing incase you drown out a H&S call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gods a Jambo Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I don't care what excuse they use to ban them. They're a pain in the erse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Safety issues. Aye they were major safety issues during the WC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deko 94 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I don't care what excuse they use to ban them. They're a pain in the erse. aye aken. thank god they are banned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Albert Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 The major risk would be to the health and safety of anyone who blows the bloody things. I think A&E Departments have quite enough cases of inappropriate objects inserted in ... well you know where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therapist Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Vuvuzelas banned Next you won't be able to sing Singing many perfectly reasonable songs that sound a lot better and more inspirational than vuvuzelas are already banned and/or prompt the throwing of scalding hot coffee. Vuvuzelas GTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Well thank goodness for that. Vuvuzelas = dangerous weapon. ? Although I have to admit that the idea of watching grown men swatting the crap out of each other with oversized trumpets did appeal to me a wee bit.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eckauskas Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I sincerely look forward to Hearts banning this annoyance from our ground. We don't need plastic trumpets to create an atmosphere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portobellojambo1 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Vuvuzelas banned Next you won't be able to sing incase you drown out a H&S call. Thank feck, tuneless feckin rackets that they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Well thank goodness for that. Vuvuzelas = dangerous weapon. ? Although I have to admit that the idea of watching grown men swatting the crap out of each other with oversized trumpets did appeal to me a wee bit.? I would honestly pay money to watch that. We could get Fashanu and Ulrika to host it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lithuania Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliffdanum Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Plastic trumpets banned, wot that shower of inbred jakeys from leef gonna do for a crowd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Tolbooth Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 BEST DECISION EVER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jambomickey Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I don't care what excuse they use to ban them. They're a pain in the erse. agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Come on Hearts. Follow suit and ban this menace from the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Stupid horn things GTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack D and coke Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Any ^^^^ sits next to me and blows one of these b*stard things i swear i'll wrap it round their f***** neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Chat Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Any ^^^^ sits next to me and blows one of these b*stard things i swear i'll wrap it round their f***** neck THIS. Although at least I've got the excuse that I'm pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atticus Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Any ^^^^ sits next to me and blows one of these b*stard things i swear i'll wrap it round their f***** neck Hearts better ban them, I tried to swan through the main stand turnstiles last season with a similar instrument and got KB'd by the kiljoy steward Thats the thanks I get for trying to bring a bit of culture to the stands FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambof3tornado Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 A mate of mine was at Dunfermline last night watching his team(sheep botherers)and text me to say some lad with a vuvezela got boo'd so badly for blowing it once that it stayed under his seat for the other 85 minutes. Thex are a tool of the devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Hearts better ban them, I tried to swan through the main stand turnstiles last season with a similar instrument and got KB'd by the kiljoy steward Thats the thanks I get for trying to bring a bit of culture to the stands FFS I will bring my trumpet next season and treat the fans to some light jazz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deko 94 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 A mate of mine was at Dunfermline last night watching his team(sheep botherers)and text me to say some lad with a vuvezela got boo'd so badly for blowing it once that it stayed under his seat for the other 85 minutes. Thex are a tool of the devil. i was just thinking of the abuse somebody would get if they were to use one at tynecastle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I got a deal on 250 of them - I'll have a stall under the bridge before the St Johnstone game, so will see ya there. Only ?3 each Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I sincerely look forward to Hearts banning this annoyance from our ground. We don't need plastic trumpets to create an atmosphere. they're not going to. According to hearts on facebook they feel they don't need to ban them because they expect people to get bored of them very quickly. Hopefully that's what happens.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkjambos Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 they're not going to. According to hearts on facebook they feel they don't need to ban them because they expect people to get bored of them very quickly. Hopefully that's what happens.. I'm glad they're not. I don't understand why who is and who isn't banning the feckers is newsworthy, at end of the day, it'll be some tw@tish kids (and some right **** adults) that bring ones along to grounds here and there thinking they're going to be well popular and a crowd pleaser with a 'unique' trumpet and by the 20th minute they'll have been told to shut up 78 times, threatened 34 times and had 5 coke bottle lids thrown at them, and that'll do for the season and we won't hear or see one at a ground come September. It'll sort itself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Can we at least bring them to assault the hibs fans. CSF an' all that ken what a mean eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col1874 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 If I wasn't allowed to bring in a flag on a small wooden stick, I can't see a vuvuzela being allowed! Imagine the damage one of those could do if it was lobbed onto the pitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gin Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Just had a thought. Vuvuzela. Slight modification. Yard of Ale. The perfect disguise!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Agent Dale Cooper Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 The only positive I can take about the vuvuzela is they kinda droned out the only thing worse...that infernal brass band Englandshire take with them everywhere they play. I hate them more than I hate cauliflower and cheese. And I really f@@king hate cauliflower and cheese! That is all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flogel98 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I sincerely look forward to Hearts banning this annoyance from our ground. We don't need plastic trumpets to create an atmosphere. Agreed. We've got enough real trumpets who do that week in week out....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flogel98 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 A mate of mine is still in the nick in South Africa. All he did was try blowing one of those Zulusvulvas..... Couldn't understand what the problem was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahgrassyshoes Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 If we ban the vuvuzela's from Tynecastle queue the followers of the green and grey hoops greeting about how we are victimising them because we don't like what they are about. Those tits will believe that we are trying to erase their history. I'm assuming that by now they will all believe that the priest that created Celtic Football Club also invented the vuvuzela because there are some in their club shop with their badge on it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudi must stay Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I'm glad they're not. I don't understand why who is and who isn't banning the feckers is newsworthy, at end of the day, it'll be some tw@tish kids (and some right **** adults) that bring ones along to grounds here and there thinking they're going to be well popular and a crowd pleaser with a 'unique' trumpet and by the 20th minute they'll have been told to shut up 78 times, threatened 34 times and had 5 coke bottle lids thrown at them, and that'll do for the season and we won't hear or see one at a ground come September. It'll sort itself out. the probably at Celtic park and Ibrox though is alot of them are like that.. Those grounds could be even more 'interesting' next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 If they ban plastic trumpets the OF grounds will be empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambojim52 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I will bring my trumpet next season and treat the fans to some light jazz. Oh great! Four or five different instruments, playing four or five different tunes at the same time! And they call Jazz music! Bring on the VuV thingyies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasavallan Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 A mate of mine is still in the nick in South Africa. All he did was try blowing one of those Zulusvulvas..... Couldn't understand what the problem was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Singing many perfectly reasonable songs that sound a lot better and more inspirational than vuvuzelas are already banned and/or prompt the throwing of scalding hot coffee. Vuvuzelas GTF. Good Fishin The rapist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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