Bigsmak Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Honestly, I'm 33 and starting to think that I'll never get any superpowers... I know it sounds silly, but I bet I'm not the only one on here who thinks that they might get them one day, or maybe turn into a ninja, or maybe a spy. Or that aliens will abduct them and take them into space - we know who you are. SO anyone got any ideas about how to get superpowers. I'm not too keen about nuclear blasts or toxic waste before you make those suggestions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Eric had to eat bananas to become Bananaman. So, if the OP wants to become Blow Job Man.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignoranus Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Eric had to eat bananas to become Bananaman. So, if the OP wants to become Blow Job Man.................. He'll have to suck on bananas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Its obvious Simply grow your hair:whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovecraft Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Eat 5 jars of marmite and you can become ThrushMan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 As you well know you don't need superpowers to be a hero. You could become a vigilante crime fighter instead. Are you a playboy son of a billionaire businessman by day? Are you highly trained in a large number of hand to combat skills, Kung Fu, Ju Jitsu, Tae Kwon Do, Jeet Kune Do, bare knuckle boxing etc.? Do you have access to really cool military standard equipment and weaponry, including but not limited to bat themed equipment? Or you could just buy a green wet suit off of Ebay and go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 As you well know you don't need superpowers to be a hero. You could become a vigilante crime fighter instead. Are you a playboy son of a billionaire businessman by day? No Are you highly trained in a large number of hand to combat skills, Kung Fu, Ju Jitsu, Tae Kwon Do, Jeet Kune Do, bare knuckle boxing etc.? No Do you have access to really cool military standard equipment and weaponry, including but not limited to bat themed equipment? No Or you could just buy a green wet suit off of Ebay and go for it. Em, I saw that movie... It looks painful So far, nothing that helps... Anyone know any secret government bases near Edinburgh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunks Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 So far, nothing that helps... Anyone know any secret government bases near Edinburgh? I work in one! Can't tell you any more though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 24 years since Chernobyl. Still no superheroes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 Even the bloody Ninja Turtles managed to get Ooze on them and they were turtles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty McFly Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Give blood, that way it'll make u feel like a hero, that pint of blood could save a life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Jump in Granton Harbour, drink the water and you'll be methadone man before you know it. Able to steal from shops using your invisibility power. Use your hypnotic powers to convince strangers to give you "munny fur the bus fare gadge". Stealthily dodge a days work with ease. Fight sleep occasionaly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Even the bloody Ninja Turtles managed to get Ooze on them and they were turtles! Well if you just want ooze on you......... I have a basement you could go stand in whilst I.......... ......Nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 Completely by random I came across this today, DC Universe online MMORPG.. http://www.dcuniverseonline.com/en/overview.vm its just starting BETA testing I guess i could sign up and have superpowers in that universe! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hD4G8HlW8o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 So far, nothing that helps... Anyone know any secret government bases near Edinburgh? the scottish parliament has a secret bat cave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted July 11, 2011 Author Share Posted July 11, 2011 UPDATE.. I think some super-hearing is kicking in.. Last night I was woken by a clock ticking 3 rooms away.. It was one that my Lass had brought home from school (she is a teacher) and ticked louder than others. I had to take the batteries out.. Next.. x-ray vision..... Sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I find it quite distressing when I am reading a thread for the very first time, only to find that I have already posted on it! Is this my time warp superpowers being put to use here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seats Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 As an afterthought, if you are 33, how the feck is your lass a teacher already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfather Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 UPDATE.. I think some super-hearing is kicking in.. Last night I was woken by a clock ticking 3 rooms away.. It was one that my Lass had brought home from school (she is a teacher) and ticked louder than others. I had to take the batteries out.. Next.. x-ray vision..... Sweet! That was no clock ticking away mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansel Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 In the pub backroom superpowers are available I've heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsmak Posted July 11, 2011 Author Share Posted July 11, 2011 As an afterthought, if you are 33, how the feck is your lass a teacher already? My girlfriend..... and I'm 34 now... She is 23..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Well that worked, where's my Nobel prize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I have developed the ability to jump back in time. I'll prove it to you, I'll jump back and post before I post this, a minute or two should be enough to prove it. Stand by.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky_26 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I have developed the ability to jump back in time. I'll prove it to you, I'll jump back and post before I post this, a minute or two should be enough to prove it. Stand by.... you do realize if you do that you will cause a paradox destroying the space-time continuum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 you do realize if you do that you will cause a paradox destroying the space-time continuum Don't panic it's just wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Rom?n Riquelme Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Don't brush your teeth and become Acid Erosion Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wibble Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 <br />I find it quite distressing when I am reading a thread for the very first time, only to find that I have already posted on it! Quite bizarre. I did exactly the same thing. Bigsmak must have telepathically erased it from our weak earthling minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flux Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I'd like Time Travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beverley Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I'd like Time Travel. do you own a bow tie?? or a fez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I find it quite distressing when I am reading a thread for the very first time, only to find that I have already posted on it! Is this my time warp superpowers being put to use here? I had the same feeling there! Must be my next superpower coming through...ESP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiZjeeMExY4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 The thing about superpowers is, sometimes they just go horribly wrong. Not in my case of course, my superpowers kick arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambos are go! Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Honestly, I'm 33 and starting to think that I'll never get any superpowers... I know it sounds silly, but I bet I'm not the only one on here who thinks that they might get them one day, or maybe turn into a ninja, or maybe a spy. Or that aliens will abduct them and take them into space - we know who you are. SO anyone got any ideas about how to get superpowers. I'm not too keen about nuclear blasts or toxic waste before you make those suggestions! Buy the bulk of the British Press it would seem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 best way to get a superpower? Become leader of the Chinese Communist Party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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