i8hibsh Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I'll start I love the 'chunk' factor about them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodethejambo Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I'll start I love the pointy chins on them Fixed that for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 Fixed that for you Ah but you are suggesting Scottish birds only have one chin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpyjambo Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I'll start I love the 'chunk' factor about them You mean that you love fat bursd's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 You mean that you love fat bursd's. No no no no no x 1,000,000 I like chunk. So so so different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy 1874 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 No no no no no x 1,000,000 I like chunk. So so so different Have you never ever ever pumped a fat bird? I know you have FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 Have you never ever ever pumped a fat bird? I know you have FACT I've had mair fatties than weight watchers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 My bird is Scottish and isn't chunky I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 My bird is Scottish and isn't chunky I'm afraid. OK thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy 1874 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I've had mair fatties than weight watchers Cleanse your soul,Cleanse your soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 OK thanks for sharing My flatmate's probably more in your weight range, not that she's fat. She's single too, but moving to Dubai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 My flatmate's probably more in your weight range, not that she's fat. She's single too, but moving to Dubai. blonde and a size 10 - 14 with C or D cup breasts and i'm all over it (excuse the pun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 blonde and a size 10 - 14 with C or D cup breasts and i'm all over it (excuse the pun) Brunette, I'd say size 14 in the ass, 12 elsewhere. Not sure of cup size but my mate that used to nail her says she has 'perfect breasts'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy 1874 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Brunette, I'd say size 14 in the ass, 12 elsewhere. Not sure of cup size but my mate that used to nail her says she has 'perfect breasts'. Ask her if she will go out with me Love brunettes with perfect breasts :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 Brunette, I'd say size 14 in the ass, 12 elsewhere. Not sure of cup size but my mate that used to nail her says she has 'perfect breasts'. Reminds me of a line in one of my favourite movies - Shallow Hal with the quite fabulous Jack Black. He?s in the lift with Tony Robins and he says to him ?are you married? Tony Robbins goes ?yes? and then Jack Black (Hal) goes ?she sounds hot? It baffles me how women seek the ?perfect? body ? the perfect body in their deluded little minds being a size double zero. There is nothing more repulsive than a skinny girl. Size 10 ? 14 is perfection. Your flatmate sounds hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy 1874 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Reminds me of a line in one of my favourite movies - Shallow Hal with the quite fabulous Jack Black. He?s in the lift with Tony Robins and he says to him ?are you married? Tony Robbins goes ?yes? and then Jack Black (Hal) goes ?she sounds hot? It baffles me how women seek the ?perfect? body ? the perfect body in their deluded little minds being a size double zero. There is nothing more repulsive than a skinny girl. Size 10 ? 14 is perfection. Your flatmate sounds hot! Bolt i seen her first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 Bolt i seen her first How about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I'll let you boys fight it out. Just let me know who the winner is! She's no my type but all my mates reckon she's got something going for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 I'll let you boys fight it out. Just let me know who the winner is! She's no my type but all my mates reckon she's got something going for her. We don't need to fight it out. Tag team is the way forward. Some birds are just like that, just 'something about them' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy 1874 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I'll let you boys fight it out. Just let me know who the winner is! She's no my type but all my mates reckon she's got something going for her. I8 i don't share with any man.Sorry mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 I8 i don't share with any man.Sorry mate. By the sounds of her there is enough to go around so we might be ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Maybe I should get some photos posted and sort this out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 Maybe I should get some photos posted and sort this out! I think it?s only fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say What Again Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Maybe I should get some photos posted and sort this out! It's what the fans want to see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ash Cloud Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 I'll start I love the 'chunk' factor about them Feast your eyes on this bevvy of beauties i8 .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor FinnBarr Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Feast your eyes on this bevvy of beauties i8 .. Jeez!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 Feast your eyes on this bevvy of beauties i8 .. Can't access youtube right now but i'll have a look see later. Check out this http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/missscotland/missscotland2010/2888233/Check-out-all-the-Miss-Scotland-2010-entrants-in-our-bumper-gallery.html Miss Scotland 2010 entrants. Some growlers to be fair but some seriously hot chicks. Cheryl and Kim are exceptional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Haggis Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 No no no no no x 1,000,000 I like chunk. So so so different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooperstar Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 That's my sister. Haha, strange that as her brother's a Rangers fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Oh my sweet lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaths17 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Can't access youtube right now but i'll have a look see later. Check out this http://www.thescotti...er-gallery.html Miss Scotland 2010 entrants. Some growlers to be fair but some seriously hot chicks. Cheryl and Kim are exceptional **** me are there any white people west of edinburgh their all orange, there's gonna be nae women over thirty in the west once the melanoma kicks in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Reminds me of a line in one of my favourite movies - Shallow Hal with the quite fabulous Jack Black. He?s in the lift with Tony Robins and he says to him ?are you married? Tony Robbins goes ?yes? and then Jack Black (Hal) goes ?she sounds hot? It baffles me how women seek the ?perfect? body ? the perfect body in their deluded little minds being a size double zero. There is nothing more repulsive than a skinny girl. Size 10 ? 14 is perfection. Your flatmate sounds hot! There is nothing at all wrong with a naturally slim girl. Certainly girls often feel pressured by glossy fashion magazines etc to stay unrealistically slim, but that does not much them dumb or that girls possess "little minds". It's no wonder you find larger girls attractive, I daresay the ones with self-esteem issues are easier for someone with your 'winning personality' to hit on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peebo Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 Haha, strange that as her brother's a Rangers fan. I can't afford the bus fare required to post on hun.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Sexy Flanders Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I'll start I love the 'chunk' factor about them Jesus Christ, mate will you just treat yourself to a J Arthur and then move on to thinking about other things! Your obsession with women is borderline sex-case material, I genuinely think you're gonna end up on some kind of list. We all (well, most of us) enjoy a finely-carved rack, ass and pins, but there are other things in life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 25, 2010 Author Share Posted June 25, 2010 Jesus Christ, mate will you just treat yourself to a J Arthur and then move on to thinking about other things! Your obsession with women is borderline sex-case material, I genuinely think you're gonna end up on some kind of list. We all (well, most of us) enjoy a finely-carved rack, ass and pins, but there are other things in life! There is nothing more important in the world to me than HMFC*. 2nd is chicks * obviously family etc, that goes without saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tynie b Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Reminds me of a line in one of my favourite movies - Shallow Hal with the quite fabulous Jack Black. He?s in the lift with Tony Robins and he says to him ?are you married? Tony Robbins goes ?yes? and then Jack Black (Hal) goes ?she sounds hot? It baffles me how women seek the ?perfect? body ? the perfect body in their deluded little minds being a size double zero. There is nothing more repulsive than a skinny girl. Size 10 ? 14 is perfection. Your flatmate sounds hot! Good Good...Are you serious!? 2 things I can't believe about this thread(And others by You)! 1. Anyone would think Jack Black was "Quite Fabuolous"...You Sound even more gay than usual i8 Jack Black is a C**K...Never done a decent film in his Freakin Life! 2. You've had ANY Burzd, never mind "Chunky Scottish Ones"... 3. You've not YET been done for a Sex Crime...I seriously think you have issues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotta Lad Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Good Good...Are you serious!? 2 things I can't believe about this thread(And others by You)! 1. Anyone would think Jack Black was "Quite Fabuolous"...You Sound even more gay than usual i8 Jack Black is a C**K...Never done a decent film in his Freakin Life! 2. You've had ANY Burzd, never mind "Chunky Scottish Ones"... 3. You've not YET been done for a Sex Crime...I seriously think you have issues Agree with all you are saying re i8 and the busd Tynie However, the bit in bold does not fly with this mo'fo - School of Rock will be shown on Sky Modern Classics in years to come. Truly a masterpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossthejambo Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Agree with all you are saying re i8 and the busd Tynie However, the bit in bold does not fly with this mo'fo - School of Rock will be shown on Sky Modern Classics in years to come. Truly a masterpiece. Dam you beat me to it (although you probably put it better than I could) School of Rock is a top drawer film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wright1989 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 There is nothing more important in the world to me than HMFC*. 2nd is chicks * obviously family etc, that goes without saying Jeezo you need to get out more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generic Username Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I've missed The Shed being bombarded with utterly terrible threads by i8hibsh. Oh how I've missed the little sex predator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H J Simpson Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 http://file041b.bebo.com/13/large/2008/05/06/15/4310453648a7660455403l.jpg That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Le Clos Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I'm still waiting on the pictures of said flatmate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I'm still waiting on the pictures of said flatmate. They were posted and (quite rightly) deleted. My advice; if you want to look at girls, go outside, search the internet, go to a bar. This "I want to see photos of folk's flatmates" patter is creepy as sin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N User Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 PS. Shallow Hal is ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy 1874 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Where is the pics of your flatmate? She could meet me for a beer on Sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wright1989 Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 They were posted and (quite rightly) deleted. My advice; if you want to look at girls, go outside, search the internet, go to a bar. This "I want to see photos of folk's flatmates" patter is creepy as sin. Ha. Shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_R Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C00l K1d Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 i8 what is your definition of chunky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted June 25, 2010 Author Share Posted June 25, 2010 i8 what is your definition of chunky? Curves, shape, big(ish) ass. In no way fat tho. size 10 - 14 I don't like them to wobble, but I don't like them to rattle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Believer Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Jesus Christ, mate will you just treat yourself to a J Arthur and then move on to thinking about other things! Your obsession with women is borderline sex-case material, I genuinely think you're gonna end up on some kind of list. We all (well, most of us) enjoy a finely-carved rack, ass and pins, but there are other things in life! Fannys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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