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Good start to the season, up there near the top, all the talk in the media of how they play flairsome super dooper football that's a joy to watch (do they f***) and how they are going to 'split the old Firm', even some talk about how they could win the league rolleyes.giflaugh.gifblink.gif

 

Build up a good old lead on us so they can brag about how they are the best team in Edinburghwhistling.gif

 

Going well in the Scottish Cup, and the most ridiculously favourable draws imaginable, could this finally be the season the lay that 108 (109 now) year old ghost to rest?mellow.gif

 

Then, just as they thought it was going to be a monumental season for them:

 

They get knocked out that Scottish Cup by a pub team

 

They play 4 Edinburgh Derbies with no wins and 2 losses including one at Easter Road in another 'must win' game, despite Hearts playing with a makeshift team every time.

 

They go on a 17 game run winning only twice, including an 7 game run without winning a single game, which in turn included 6 straight losses (and the ludicrous 6-6, biggest bottle merchants in the history of Football game)

 

Their local rivals eliminate a 15 point advantage to (almost) pip them for the final (potential) Euro slot (could still do this if Dundee Utd beat them about 11 - 0 and we beat Celtic, don't count it out just yet, their ability to self destruct is legendary)

 

They somehow managed to be 6-2 up against Murderwell in a must win game and ended up drawing 6-6

 

Please let the last bit of this post be 'Ross County win the cup and scupper their hopes of euro football next season just when they were breaking out the Champagne'

 

Even though we have had a bit of a crappy season i'd still much rather be a Jambo. Feck watching my team hitting the self destruct button over and over and over again.

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They really should go back to being sponsored by Carlsberg.

 

Because if Carlsberg did pathetic hopeless wee city rivals of jailbirds and neds that can?t hold a lead with a pathetic home support who get papped out the cup and Europe by the same 1st division team whilst finishing level on points with their beig neighbours who gave them a mid season 18pt head start, then they?d probably be?

 

 

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Miller Jambo 60

Good start to the season, up there near the top, all the talk in the media of how they play flairsome super dooper football that's a joy to watch (do they f***) and how they are going to 'split the old Firm', even some talk about how they could win the league rolleyes.giflaugh.gifblink.gif

 

Build up a good old lead on us so they can brag about how they are the best team in Edinburghwhistling.gif

 

Going well in the Scottish Cup, and the most ridiculously favourable draws imaginable, could this finally be the season the lay that 108 (109 now) year old ghost to rest?mellow.gif

 

Then, just as they thought it was going to be a monumental season for them:

 

They get knocked out that Scottish Cup by a pub team

 

They play 4 Edinburgh Derbies with no wins and 2 losses including one at Easter Road in another 'must win' game, despite Hearts playing with a makeshift team every time.

 

They go on a 17 game run winning only twice, including an 7 game run without winning a single game, which in turn included 6 straight losses (and the ludicrous 6-6, biggest bottle merchants in the history of Football game)

 

Their local rivals eliminate a 15 point advantage to (almost) pip them for the final (potential) Euro slot (could still do this if Dundee Utd beat them about 11 - 0 and we beat Celtic, don't count it out just yet, their ability to self destruct is legendary)

 

They somehow managed to be 6-2 up against Murderwell in a must win game and ended up drawing 6-6

 

Please let the last bit of this post be 'Ross County win the cup and scupper their hopes of euro football next season just when they were breaking out the Champagne'

 

Even though we have had a bit of a crappy season i'd still much rather be a Jambo. Feck watching my team hitting the self destruct button over and over and over again.

 

Watching the repeat of their game last night.

6-2 up wi 26 mins to golaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

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They really should go back to being sponsored by Carlsberg.

 

Because if Carlsberg did pathetic hopeless wee city rivals of jailbirds and neds that can?t hold a lead with a pathetic home support who get papped out the cup and Europe by the same 1st division team whilst finishing level on points with their beig neighbours who gave them a mid season 18pt head start, then they?d probably be?

they should actually go back to being sponsored by calor gas. get a cheap deal on a bottle and suck on it until their misery is ended once and for all.

 

the life of a hobo must be agony. it's a wonder tom farmer hasn't built a huge (maybe not so huge) asylum for them.

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Good start to the season, up there near the top, all the talk in the media of how they play flairsome super dooper football that's a joy to watch (do they f***) and how they are going to 'split the old Firm', even some talk about how they could win the league rolleyes.giflaugh.gifblink.gif

 

Build up a good old lead on us so they can brag about how they are the best team in Edinburghwhistling.gif

 

Going well in the Scottish Cup, and the most ridiculously favourable draws imaginable, could this finally be the season the lay that 108 (109 now) year old ghost to rest?mellow.gif

 

Then, just as they thought it was going to be a monumental season for them:

 

They get knocked out that Scottish Cup by a pub team

 

They play 4 Edinburgh Derbies with no wins and 2 losses including one at Easter Road in another 'must win' game, despite Hearts playing with a makeshift team every time.

 

They go on a 17 game run winning only twice, including an 7 game run without winning a single game, which in turn included 6 straight losses (and the ludicrous 6-6, biggest bottle merchants in the history of Football game)

 

Their local rivals eliminate a 15 point advantage to (almost) pip them for the final (potential) Euro slot (could still do this if Dundee Utd beat them about 11 - 0 and we beat Celtic, don't count it out just yet, their ability to self destruct is legendary)

 

They somehow managed to be 6-2 up against Murderwell in a must win game and ended up drawing 6-6

 

Please let the last bit of this post be 'Ross County win the cup and scupper their hopes of euro football next season just when they were breaking out the Champagne'

 

Even though we have had a bit of a crappy season i'd still much rather be a Jambo. Feck watching my team hitting the self destruct button over and over and over again.

Pretty harsh on Ross County imo - not far off challenging for the 1st division a couple of months back, and thought they played some pretty decent football in both the ties against the hobos.

Have to agree with the rest of it though, and it gave me a good chuckl!! :lol:

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Watching the repeat of their game last night.

6-2 up wi 26 mins to golaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

 

 

 

 

Dont forget they held on by the skin off there teeth to get the draw, if murderwell had scored that pen, it would have been lights out.

 

Still to be 6-2 up and to blow it thats a sore one :rolleyes: i wonder if this goes down as the biggest collapse in Scottish football, that must be a record to be 4 ahead with 26 mins to go.

 

Another proud achievment by Bingo, to add to his 1 point from a possible 21, in the last 7 games :whistling:

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