Doctor FinnBarr Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 A Pole was caught having sex with him in a London hospital.LOL In his defence he said he was hoovering his underwear cos its a common practice in Poland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottish_chicP Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Poor Henry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 how the mighty have fallen Dyson have a lot to answer for! *shakes fist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Naughty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondejamtart Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Ok....I've warned my other half to keep his Polish cleaners well away from the fleet of Henry hoovers now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I've got a mate whose girlfriend is from Eastern europe. His new nickname is 'Mr Sheen' .....cos she's polish. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I've got a mate whose girlfriend is from Eastern europe. His new nickname is 'Mr Sheen' .....cos she's polish. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romanov Stole My Pension Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/03/nhoover103.xml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/03/nhoover103.xml Henry the Hoover, a bike and Pavements. Whatever happened to just cracking one off, when you couldn't get a ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelly Terraces Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 This story sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 On the bright side, both Henry and patient are said to be picking up nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobM Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I've got a mate whose girlfriend is from Eastern europe. His new nickname is 'Mr Sheen' .....cos she's polish. Cheers. Mate of mine worked with two Polish guys, they were known as North and South. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I P Knightley Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Come on, guys: Those big eyes, The long lashes, the willingness to suck & swallow, no follow-up conversation, nagging etc, etc... You have to see the temptation: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the North Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 This quote from the telegraph story about other deviants is an absolte peach Last year, Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down when two cleaners walked in on him at the the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland. He paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex". The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems. What is it hen? Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sked21 Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Heard henry is a spitter not a swallower..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Somewhere in translation the term blow job was mis-interperted. Must have been the alcohol. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I use Henrys in all my jobs. I knew the little ***** were up to something. Fillthy little *******s. Fancy luring another big builder into a cupboard like that! "Ooh Henry, let me play with your furry utensil"......"Oooh Mr kaplinska, have you seen my extendable lengh". Filth! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irontart Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i love the fact that other people have attempted sex with other strange objects, but how exactly would you have sex with a bike? where do u start? chat it up in the bike shed, then ask for a quick ride? offer to oil its chain then get your pump round its valve? or maybe give it a clean under the mud flaps!!! oh u dirty little scrote:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i love the fact that other people have attempted sex with other strange objects, but how exactly would you have sex with a bike? where do u start?chat it up in the bike shed, then ask for a quick ride? offer to oil its chain then get your pump round its valve? or maybe give it a clean under the mud flaps!!! oh u dirty little scrote:eek: Ha ha, pump round it's valve! I sometimes think that there are more deviants than ordinary people these days. Filthy buggers! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irontart Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Ha ha, pump round it's valve! I sometimes think that there are more deviants than ordinary people these days. Filthy buggers! . well u know who i blame!! and some of em wear green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i8hibsh Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 A Pole was caught having sex with him in a London hospital.LOL In his defence he said he was hoovering his underwear cos its a common practice in Poland! I was walking along Meadowbank Stadium and seen a guy standing with a Pole. I approached him and said " are you a Pole Vaulter?" he said " No I eez German but how Deed you know my Name voz Valter?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosanostra Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I was walking along Meadowbank Stadium and seen a guy standing with a Pole. I approached him and said " are you a Pole Vaulter?" he said " No I eez German but how Deed you know my Name voz Valter?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craigieboy Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 well u know who i blame!!and some of em wear green Alistair! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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