Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 According to the NOTW, Allan (26) has been pumping a 42 year old among others. So, next game against his mob, maybe we should get some of the old dears from the local WI to sit behind him, could put him off his game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie-Brown Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Randy bugger & love cheat without a doubt but granny shagger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucky Thompson Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I would give her one too, no bad titties:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Randy bugger & love cheat without a doubt but granny shagger? Call it journalistic license! Sounds better than "McGregor pumps middle aged burd wi big diddies" hmmm on second thoughts:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilbert Wauchope Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 According to the NOTW, Allan (26) has been pumping a 42 year old among others. So, next game against his mob, maybe we should get some of the old dears from the local WI to sit behind him, could put him off his game! Heh - I'm 52. If I get off with a woman of the same age, am I a granny-shagger or a cradle-snatcher? Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigolo-Aunt Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Its on a par with the Daily Record's ****e headlines. "Lotto winner buys lover 300k house" Thats great news, thanks Daily Record. Mind you, the Daily Mails are... "Diana links with MI5 and phone bugging" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 LOL @ a 52 year old using the term 'Get off'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allystrachan Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Heh - I'm 52. If I get off with a woman of the same age, am I a granny-shagger or a cradle-snatcher? Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. PERVERT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaap's Sigh Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 No way SUSS. Stick to your guns. Granny shagger sounds great!! Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Heh - I'm 52. If I get off with a woman of the same age, am I a granny-shagger or a cradle-snatcher? Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Potentially both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilbert Wauchope Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 LOL @ a 52 year old using the term 'Get off'. Whit? It was all the rage when I was young. Listen, laddie, I can still swing it wi' the best of them - just no fir as long, or as often! Right at the moment, I feel like a 42 year old; I just don't know where to find one. Anyone know where MacGregor's hoose is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 No way SUSS. Stick to your guns. Granny shagger sounds great!! Lol. It does give us the potential for the Allan McGregor chant: Allan McGregor he sh@gs grans he sh@gs grans he sh@gs grans Allan McGregor he sh@gs grans GRANNY SHA**ER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilbert Wauchope Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 PERVERT! YES! Recognition, at last! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Fredrickson Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Allan McGregors dad was called out of his class at Tynie High as a 14 year old to attend Allans birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 sorry lads to vbe a spoilsport & all. isnt this one for the shead. it aint got nothing to do with HMFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david mcgee Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Ali, bali,bali,bali,bee, Hands run up his grannys knee. Police are called, hes only three. Should be sooking Coulters candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 sorry lads to vbe a spoilsport & all. isnt this one for the shead. it aint got nothing to do with HMFC Football related. "The Terrace Discussion about all things related to football and HMFC" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fonz Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I hate McGregor as much as anyone else, but is there really anything wrong with a bit of mature cheddar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redm Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Footballers never fail to amaze me. Look at the pics of all the other women he has been linked with and then look at her....it's just weird. Sounds like he will literally shag anything with a pulse. Bleh. What I was trying to work out was who this other player is...the one he wanted her to have a threesome with. Ex-Rangers star, still plays in Scotland....a couple come to mind but the NOTW's idea of a 'star' and mine could differ somewhat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 why the hell did this get moved to the shed?! i know Mcgregor is crap but surely he can still be described as a footballer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxteth O'Grady Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Footballers never fail to amaze me. Look at the pics of all the other women he has been linked with and then look at her....it's just weird. Sounds like he will literally shag anything with a pulse. Bleh. What I was trying to work out was who this other player is...the one he wanted her to have a threesome with. Ex-Rangers star, still plays in Scotland....a couple come to mind but the NOTW's idea of a 'star' and mine could differ somewhat. Ha ha I can only think of Bob Malcolm:boak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 why the hell did this get moved to the shed?! i know Mcgregor is crap but surely he can still be described as a footballer? Me thinks we now know a mod! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Heh - I'm 52. If I get off with a woman of the same age, am I a granny-shagger or a cradle-snatcher? Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. or just batting well above your average? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Me thinks we now know a mod! cant spell 'shed' (thats S-H-E-D) either only a mod would be that stoopid!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 cant spell 'shed' (thats S-H-E-D) either only a mod would be that stoopid!! So can a mod tell us why it was moved, "Discussion about all things related to football and HMFC" He is a footballer and far more obscure things are allowed in the shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheile Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 42 year old a granny !!!! Hardly. But, as they say, many a good tune played on an old fiddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownkg Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Surprised none of you have noticed AM is a thug not a footballer;);) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 cant spell 'shed' (thats S-H-E-D) either only a mod would be that stoopid!! Seems KB has gone all Hearts, and to think we complain that Vlad shows no accountability to the fans! Not having a go at the mods,, just asking why something which conforms to the boards own rules was moved? We buy our season tickets and expect certain things, just like when you sign up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators JKBMod 3 Posted March 2, 2008 Moderators Share Posted March 2, 2008 Seems KB has gone all Hearts, and to think we complain that Vlad shows no accountability to the fans! Not having a go at the mods,, just asking why something which conforms to the boards own rules was moved? We buy our season tickets and expect certain things, just like when you sign up here. The football link was a bit tenuous and a few grannies reported the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 The football link was a bit tenuous and a few grannies reported the thread. Ha fair enough! Vlad are you watching? VLAD - OUT JKB mod 3 - IN! Never saw this twist when i started the thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2008/03/02/love-rat-rangers-goalie-s-lover-no-5-78057-20336798/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Ex-Forries pupils get their hole all the time. I know this to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Ex-Forries pupils get their hole all the time. I know this to be true. And by the look of it some sleep with girls as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Findlay Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Allan MacGregor could have been giving a 42yr old one last Wednesday night and the Hearts players wouldn't have noticed as I dont think we got anywhere near is 18yd box. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camsanozziejambo2 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 According to the NOTW, Allan (26) has been pumping a 42 year old among others. So, next game against his mob, maybe we should get some of the old dears from the local WI to sit behind him, could put him off his game! He is getting a shag/root , so what ! move on by the wat its only been 1 hour & 30mins since I have had 1 Move on HOO ROO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest S.U.S.S. Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 He is getting a shag/root , so what ! move on by the wat its only been 1 hour & 30mins since I have had 1Move on HOO ROO Christ, they are letting them log on from borstal now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 My birds 29 and I'm nearly 42 Does that make her a Grandad shagger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavsy Van Gaverson Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 My birds 29 and I'm nearly 42 Does that make her a Grandad shagger? No, that makes you the man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 No, that makes you the man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I wish I had his tax problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coppercrutch Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 According to the NOTW, Allan (26) has been pumping a 42 year old among others. So, next game against his mob, maybe we should get some of the old dears from the local WI to sit behind him, could put him off his game! Pathetic, you call that a granny shagger !?? I gave a facial to a 58 year old in the toilets of the Ardmillan when I was 28 after a serious night in Robbos. That McGregor has nothing on a true pervert like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Whittaker's Tache Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 I remember a similar incident after a night in the Cav (i was about 24 at the time) My jacket got stolen and I had nae house keys Luckily:confused: this bird offered to take me home When the beer goggles dissolved next morning, she must have been about 55 and to make matters worse the picture of some old bird on the dressing table (her ma) was the cleaner from my work Talk about dine and dash..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269miles Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Looks like McGregor has been 'doing a Rooney'. However I think that's nothing compared to what Danny Cipriani the England rugby player got in tow with. He was 'doing ' a 'woman' that used to be a bloke !! He said he got unbelievable stick for it. No effing wonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 just want to add i am married to a 41 yr old i am only 34 does that make me a granny shagger????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seashell Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 just want to add i am married to a 41 yr old i am only 34 does that make me a granny shagger????? Emmmm no, I dont have any Grandchildren yet!!! (that I know of anyways!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedp6873 Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Emmmm no, I dont have any Grandchildren yet!!! (that I know of anyway) say no more:p:p:p oh for the record she is 41 on the 30th April:p:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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