KisLas Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I've been watching Hearts since 1875* and I can honestly say that this is the worst team I've ever seen. They're a disgrace to the jersey. If Andy "wage thief" Driver had any loyalty to the club he'd have shot himself in the Head as soon as he got injured just to get himself off our wage bill. Callum Elliot probably tried to do this and missed. *I missed the 1874 season because I was cleaning chimney's on Saturdays even lith's agree with this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I've been watching Hearts since 1875* and I can honestly say that this is the worst team I've ever seen. They're a disgrace to the jersey. If Andy "wage thief" Driver had any loyalty to the club he'd have shot himself in the Head as soon as he got injured just to get himself off our wage bill. Callum Elliot probably tried to do this and missed. *I missed the 1874 season because I was cleaning chimney's on Saturdays To think, this used to be the club of Wallet Mercedes. He wouldn't have standed for any of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 it's only fair to warn the board before the sky news 'breaking news' ticker starts... i have become so outraged at events at the club that i have taken direct action in protest. i have occupied the roof above the tenaments in mcleod street until MADFUD is brought to account for his mismanagement. here's footage of me earlier today... i am also using this post as a heart felt plea to fellow YAKBACKERS to keep me supplied with nourishment and fags. HELP ME TO HELP OUR CLUB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 it's only fair to warn the board before the sky news 'breaking news' ticker starts... i have become so outraged at events at the club that i have taken direct action in protest. i have occupied the roof above the tenaments in mcleod street until MADFUD is brought to account for his mismanagement. here's footage of me earlier today... i am also using this post as a heart felt plea to fellow YAKBACKERS to keep me supplied with nourishment and fags. HELP ME TO HELP OUR CLUB. I thought I could hear some pathetic yelping from round the corner, you are a mug, me and my mate Pete are on roof above Aces Tattoo Studio, Gorgie Road. GET YOUR ASS ROUND HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorian Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I thought I could hear some pathetic yelping from round the corner, you are a mug, me and my mate Pete are on roof above Aces Tattoo Studio, Gorgie Road. GET YOUR ASS ROUND HERE ah... a rival comic book superhero rooftop anti-madfud direct action protest of pish. what are the chances? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Do you think that after our inevitable relegation the SFL might, if we ask nicely, let us go straight down to Division 2 to save time? After losing three matches in a row we're clearly so utterly rubbish that a season in Division one will only delay the inevitable. Let's face it if Jaffflies was going to do any good he'd have done it by now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hambo Jambo Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Foulkes sake, this thread is BONKERS!!!! Carry on the good work, peeps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboinglasgow Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Mad Vlad Out - for obvious reason Gym Sweatknees Out - for coming back to Hearts Hose CONGALVES Out - for wanting money Scoot Puminson Out - for the cheek of not growing to six foot five Raig Thompsconton Out - for having the cheek to be injured for 6 weeks All the youngsters Out - for picking us as your team when we are a disgrace. Doris the tea lady at riccarton Out - for not pouring decent enough tea for the players thus affecting their morale The kid mascots Out - For not kicking the opposition before we go out on the park. The supporters Out - For turning up thus allowing all this to happen Tom Purdie Out - For helping create a club that makes us suffer. Me Out - For even supporting the club (too far?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Mad Vlad Out - for obvious reason Gym Sweatknees Out - for coming back to Hearts Hose CONGALVES Out - for wanting money Scoot Puminson Out - for the cheek of not growing to six foot five Raig Thompsconton Out - for having the cheek to be injured for 6 weeks All the youngsters Out - for picking us as your team when we are a disgrace. Doris the tea lady at riccarton Out - for not pouring decent enough tea for the players thus affecting their morale The kid mascots Out - For not kicking the opposition before we go out on the park. The supporters Out - For turning up thus allowing all this to happen Tom Purdie Out - For helping create a club that makes us suffer. Me Out - For even supporting the club (too far?) NOT FAR ENOUGH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Do you think that after our inevitable relegation the SFL might, if we ask nicely, let us go straight down to Division 2 to save time? After losing three matches in a row we're clearly so utterly rubbish that a season in Division one will only delay the inevitable. Let's face it if Jaffflies was going to do any good he'd have done it by now Exactly. If Jetface was any sort of proper manager, he'd have us in Europe by now. OSCILLATING WITH IRE! EVERYBODY OOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 lolz quality addition to the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 quality addition to the forum. 3 BAD POSTS IN 24 HOURS I HATE YOU PICARD! I HATE YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Never thought this thread was that funny, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 3 BAD POSTS IN 24 HOURS I HATE YOU PICARD! I HATE YOU! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhGq-Z7RqDY Last ten seconds of this vid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Never thought this thread was that funny, tbh. It had it's moments. Although, it did have some arse licking moments from Lawson that were comparable to his treatment of your every action on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Pepper Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Regretful. Cant help but laugh at the poster who referred to Hearts legend John Cumming as Willy Cumming, so disrespectful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 It had it's moments. Although, it did have some arse licking moments from Lawson that were comparable to his treatment of your every action on this board. Don't fret Laura. I'm no threat to you two lovebirds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboscott Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Dr pepper, so mis-understood!!! so the advert says. i wonder if this guy writes for Vlad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Regretful. Cant help but laugh at the poster who referred to Hearts legend John Cumming as Willy Cumming, so disrespectful. That guy King was a bit of a boaby merchant IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vanbasten1874 Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 The jammyfarts are ****ing ###### i for one wont be getting another season ticket if it continues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 The greatest opening post Kickback has ever seen. Where did this guy go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_hmfc Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 No idea but . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 The OP - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 It is absolute genius. Michael Stewart is a ginger radge Nade is a ticking timebomb. A walking hamburger wake me up at full time and break the news to me gently I'm actually laughing out loud reading it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Palmer Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Stunning OP from Borat during the early reign of Jefferies II. However, he also went from King to Prince William so maybe he's Prince Charles and was banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Dont get me started on the worst player to come out of Kenya since Davie Provan. David Abooa is a trouser snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad-Stupid Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Yes. Question: What does a lass from Gorgie use for protection??? Answer: A bus shelter. ROBBOS STINKS OF PISH AND SECTION N IS FULL OF TITS. this thread is gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 forgot how good this was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 The world is laughing at HoMFC for signing a division 1 ginger pubed stain and waste of oxygen. We should be paying this HOBO LOOKALIKE in Party Rings to get him of the COCAINE. He even looks like a Hobo, NO HEARTS FAN HAS A TATTOO, EAR PIERCING OR BLONDE HAIR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marooned In Oz Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Given the near meltdown of this place over the past few weeks I thought I would bump this. It's as relevant then as it is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereLiesHibernianRIP Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Given the near meltdown of this place over the past few weeks I thought I would bump this. It's as relevant then as it is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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