Groatallar Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I bet you're an Aberblue fan. Or that irish pr**k David O'Boueoa. WTF is Aberblue? I've seen far worse Hearts teams than this although not as boring. There is no danger the glorious will go down and Jefferies will turn it around. Now will the drama queens please stop ranting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sifter Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 WHO CHORIED THE *****IN PIES LAST NIGHT. Bet it was Rolmanoff, he'd love it if we were left starvin. FFS bet hes sellin them oot the bak of his motor over in lith. pie and a beatles record for a fiver. betcha. I am beelin ti f(ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 The EAST OF SCOTLAND LEAGUE, you mean? You wont be waiting long.... NOTHING BUT A PUB TEAM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Cant believe we signed Barron Fart on a pre-contract, joke of a signing. He only came to us as no other club would take him. And dont get me started on Lying Stevensoncollege, who in their right mind would get a player from the first irn-bru joke league. We are a joke of a club even down to the issuing of season ticket smartcards, I miss having a good season ticket book you could chuck at the nearest player. MadVlad must go!!! THIS. I wish we still had season books so I could throw them at the nearest player in a purple jersey on the last day of the season to show how SEETHING I am. What am I supposed to do with a card? Maybe sharpen the edges and slit my throat!?!? The world is laughing at HoMFC for signing a division 1 ginger pubed stain and waste of oxygen. We should be paying this HOBO LOOKALIKE in Party Rings to get him of the COCAINE. He even looks like a Hobo, NO HEARTS FAN HAS A TATTOO, EAR PIERCING OR BLONDE HAIR!! When I see him I am going to tell him where I am from, the capital, and then tell him where he is from, a **** hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 WTF is Aberblue? I've seen far worse Hearts teams than this although not as boring. There is no danger the glorious will go down and Jefferies will turn it around. Now will the drama queens please stop ranting. There's every chance that the fumuus will go down under gun googlies! We R not gud enuff 4 da spl. It's a shame but we have to face the facts. SERIOUSLY, IT'S A ****ING QUESTION MARK! LOOKS LIKE THIS: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 WTF is Aberblue? I've seen far worse Hearts teams than this although not as boring. There is no danger the glorious will go down and Jefferies will turn it around. Now will the drama queens please stop ranting. Yep. Aberpoo fan. FACT. (Or someone who's been completely whooshed by the thread). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish1979 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 WTF is Aberblue? I've seen far worse Hearts teams than this although not as boring. There is no danger the glorious will go down and Jefferies will turn it around. Now will the drama queens please stop ranting. Wish I could see how bad they were, my retimals were BURNED OUT by the badness of seeing that chinese guy, Davos Onbuey, trying to skin a Hamilton player and falling over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 WTF is Aberblue? I've seen far worse Hearts teams than this although not as boring. There is no danger the glorious will go down and Jefferies will turn it around. Now will the drama queens please stop ranting. Groatallar, take of the maroon tinted specks and have a look at the facts. WE ARE SO ****ED ITS UNREAL. It is so difficult to type when you have a pistol in one hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun.lawson Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 THIS. I wish we still had season books so I could throw them at the nearest player in a purple jersey on the last day of the season to show how SEETHING I am. What am I supposed to do with a card? Maybe sharpen the edges and slit my throat!?!? The world is laughing at HoMFC for signing a division 1 ginger pubed stain and waste of oxygen. We should be paying this HOBO LOOKALIKE in Party Rings to get him of the COCAINE. He even looks like a Hobo, NO HEARTS FAN HAS A TATTOO, EAR PIERCING OR BLONDE HAIR!! When I see him I am going to tell him where I am from, the capital, and then tell him where he is from, a **** hole. Don't you mean HOMOFC? Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I hope Aberviolet fans all just get LAUNCHED. The YAMFUDS that they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Stinkfinger Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "King" is Sirgay !! Nailed on factamundo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "King" is Sirgay !! Nailed on factamundo. Mods launch this fishing trolling imposter ASAP or I will have to TAME the LION myself!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "King" is Sirgay !! Nailed on factamundo. Just checked his posting history, stick on hobbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Just checked his posting history, stick on hobbit. I am no grass but consider yourself REPORTED! So I cant come on this forum and tell it how it really is without being called a HIB? Whatever. APOLOGIES FOR HAVING AN OPINION APOLOGIES FOR NOT BEING PART OF THE CLIQUE!!! Again, APOLOGIES. (tell me when this has gone too far) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedbump Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I am no grass but consider yourself REPORTED! So I cant come on this forum and tell it how it really is without being called a HIB? Whatever. APOLOGIES FOR HAVING AN OPINION APOLOGIES FOR NOT BEING PART OF THE CLIQUE!!! Again, APOLOGIES. (tell me when this has gone too far) After post number 1.................................LOLZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 After post number 1.................................LOLZ. ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Great stuff from OP. Says what we are all thinking. Jimchiminee-chimchiminee-chimchimcheree-a-sweep-is-as-lucky-as-lucky-can Jeffreese should be sacked immediately before the inevitable onset of rrrrrrrrelegation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 BROKEBACKERS, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME WE GET USE TO IT. WE ARE FOR THE DROP. That is TWO SPL GAMES we have lost in a row, we are now TEN points of bottom place Hamilton - A LESS GLAMOROUS MOTHERWELL FFS. WE HAVE JUST LOST A SEMI FINAL TO THE PEEBLES OF THE WEST. ^THIS Desparate times at Tynecastle - the equivelent of HELL according to some posters. ^That I fear for the future of our club, we have lost TWO games in a row and because of this I AM A QUIVERING WRECK. DWWWDWDLL <------------- ****!!! LET ME SAY THIS NOW, I will not, I repeat, WILL NOT, be renewing next season when we have been relegated to division 4. IF we have a club to follow that is - The mad one (Or is that Lucifer?) is doing his best to RUIN us. We couldnt score in training, we can defend, MICHAEL STEWART IS A GINGER RADGE, BOUZID is a BOMBSCARE, ZAL FOR CAPTAIN EVEN THOUGH HE IS A BIGGER RADGE THAN STEWART. Add to that the lazy foreigners, GET THEM ALL BACK ON THE FIRST CARGO SHIP HEADED FOR THEIR BACKWATER HOMELAND. BOMBSCARES. SACK Gym Jemmeries and bring back a club legend like KEVIN TWADDLE, he knows how to fight when you are in a basement battle. Our next fixtures: Celtic - away - ZERO points, Robbie Keane (the man who is going to save Scottish football from extinction) will get at least 8 Falkirk - home - ZERO, Eddie May, ********* and DAWN the lesbian school teacher from Edinburgh and Your Call fanatic will see to us thats for true. Hamilton - home - MINUS ONE, for being so vile on the eye. sheep - away - WAKE ME UP AT THE FINAL WHISTLE AND BREAK THE NEWS TO ME SOFTLY Dundee Hibernian - away - MARE, get her pumped. Hib - home - DERBY HUMILIATION, I FEAR ANOTHER 7 - 0. MAYBE MORE???? Who knows thats the fun. Our stirkeforce - by far the worst forward line in the British Isles, if not Western Europe. CHRISTIAN NADE IS A TICKING TIMEBOMB AND A WALKING HAMBURGER, I seriously recommend that he visits his local GP re his HEART. HE IS SO FAT. Tynecastle - or is that Swinecastle - NOT FIT FOR PURPOSE. A graveyard that was once the home of football. MAIN STAND is set to fall down at any minute, when I stand in lower N I cant take my eyes of the roof for fear of being OWNED by an IRON GIRDER falling from the sky. Add to that the little creatures who are known as the UJ Brigade - DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR, IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT THEN GO TO IBROX!!!1111!!!!1!!! I HAVE A COFFEE AND YOU ARE IN MY SIGHTS, If however I drink that then prepare to be tamed by 100 degrees of HIV positive Easter Road BOVRIL. GOODBYE HEARTS - IT HAS BEEN FUN AND YOU WILL BE MISSED, 'Rodney' turn the lights out on your way out - we cant afford to pay the bills as it is. Wheesht...Let JJ do his stuff PS MON THE JAMBOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomstick Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Wheesht...Let JJ do his stuff That's a false dawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Era Macaroons Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 That's a false dawn. ha arent they all? I'll take ma chances better than no new dawn eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhammer Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 WERE DOOOOOMMED. Are we doomed? I blame Smirnoff and his ukrainan laccies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Chimp Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Great stuff from OP. Says what we are all thinking. Jimchiminee-chimchiminee-chimchimcheree-a-sweep-is-as-lucky-as-lucky-can Jeffreese should be sacked immediately before the inevitable onset of rrrrrrrrelegation. His Jacket is on a seveerly sticky wicket and I for one would back the board in making such a brave decizion. He should stick to what he knoes best, sweeping chim chiminees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 :rofl: A PLEASING FRED. Some ****backers are spot on. Boycotting us to watch Tranent juniors is the way forward. Much better than the living hell we are being served up at the PBS. Gym Jephrays and Conrad Balatoni (does he think he's in the Soprano's or sumfing????) are killing this club everyday they are here. Fact. I'll be setting myself on phire and running across the pitch in a MASSIVE SEETH-FEST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 His Jacket is on a seveerly sticky wicket and I for one would back the board in making such a brave decizion. He should stick to what he knoes best, sweeping chim chiminees. Genius. And funny because it's TRUE. Incidentally, possibly the wittiest thing I've ever come out with on this forum will be lost in time, like tears in rain, because of the utter scathing genius of the OP. Time to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Anyone who doesnt agree with the original post needs to get chained to a radiator and kicked until the cheap and nasty linoleum beneath their pathetic body is dyed red with blood. I am sorry, I hate to be the BERRA OF BAD NEWS, but this had to be said. WALLACE IS A CELTIC ******* AND DRIVER COULDNT CROSS HIS LEGS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest juvehearts Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 im rageing with shake with this thread, jj aint the answer, i mean since he kame back he has only signed 1 player, we aint won with him in charge, i fear the worst against the next team, keano is going to score 8, kello couldnt kick his way out a wet paper bag, wee JT ar RB aint the answer. i think were going down sugar. im snaping my smartcard in 2 as we speak, im that angry. just BOOOOO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Romanov Saviour of HMFC Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 There will be UGLY SEENS at Timecapsule if Pim Peffraze doesn't sign a striker in the next two daize. UGLY SEENS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Am their m8. LAUNCHIN A right at DJIM YEAH! FREEZE! if there's nae noo playing on Setutrdae FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Tucker Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Jeff Jimjohn oot!!!!!!!!!!11?@!/!321@!!! Hib are laffing at us, Aberindigo are lathing at us, and ULGY SISTSERS are defo lahthfing at us!!!!11! I'm ACHING WITH AGE at this SO CALLED team. Jeremy Kyle could have sorted our season out BUT NO, we HAD to get BRIAN STEFANSON from Ayr Rovers. The loss to Southampton last night was the final straw in the coffin. END OFF NUFF SAID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 EVEN PISHY PANTS FETUS FACE IS LAUGHING AT US!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie darko Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 EVEN PISHY PANTS FETUS FACE IS LAUGHING AT US!!!!!!! Is this why so many hobos are so fixated with Hearts? Because they have the IQ of small infants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 NO HEART OF MIDLITHUANIA = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samster Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 JAMBOS KICKBACK are pleased to announce the board is now being sponsored by CBBC (ya bass). I think King has delusions of being Hunter S Thompson reincanated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djf Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 The "lets all pretend to be i8hbs" thread. Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DikT. Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Never has so much written in jest been so true :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 If Dayglo Ebola ever plays fur this faymus klub again, I'll be protestant by never, EVER buying a match programme again. For phree weeks. PS. JKB is a joke. My pictoor of Matt WE NEED A STRIKER from the ressling has disappeared and now my last post MAKES NO SENSE. I am shaking the sage at this betrayal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wish Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I'm only 17, but I long for they days for forwards like BOND, CAULD & WARDROBE. WILLIE CUMMING must be beelin' in his grave at the lack of fight and spirit in the current Hearts team. This was the man, who in 1956 took on 4 Hibs casuals and all of the HBC and battered them, before leading the happy band of purple headed people eaters across the BRIDGE OF DOOM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Wish, my young padawan, would you care to become my new apprentice? I see great potential in you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Kickback is a breeding ground for hate and right wing political views. I cant make my mind up, are HAWRTS fans the posh Edinburgh private school toffs or are they HERTZ, jakey neds from the cities slums who sleep with a rifle under their pillow. If we had a team full of Scots this would not be happening. BRING BACK PRESSLEY IN SOME CAPACITY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.J Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 If we had a team full of Scots this would not be happening. BRING BACK PRESSLEY IN SOME CAPACITY. IMO, we should ask him to hand out the Combat18 leaflets outside Tynie. This, as we all know, happens every single home game and auld Adi who has selflessly dedicated himself the last 30 years to the cause of letting us Jambos know that we are all shaven headed nazi thugs could really do with a wee hand. I think Elvis could be that new Aryan leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Dizzle Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 YER ALL DILUTEDYAMFUDZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling Archer Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 HALE 2 THE SAVYUR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I've been watching Hearts since 1875* and I can honestly say that this is the worst team I've ever seen. They're a disgrace to the jersey. If Andy "wage thief" Driver had any loyalty to the club he'd have shot himself in the Head as soon as he got injured just to get himself off our wage bill. Callum Elliot probably tried to do this and missed. *I missed the 1874 season because I was cleaning chimney's on Saturdays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I'd like to put forward a motion that we just forget HMFC and all become fans of Edinburgh City Football Club. I see Victorian and Mothy have been wearing their colours already. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wish Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 *I missed the 1874 season because I was cleaning chimney's on Saturdays Part-Time HERTZ supporter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashgenerator Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 BROKEBACKERS, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME WE GET USE TO IT. WE ARE FOR THE DROP. That is TWO SPL GAMES we have lost in a row, we are now TEN points of bottom place Hamilton - A LESS GLAMOROUS MOTHERWELL FFS. WE HAVE JUST LOST A SEMI FINAL TO THE PEEBLES OF THE WEST. ^THIS Desparate times at Tynecastle - the equivelent of HELL according to some posters. ^That I fear for the future of our club, we have lost TWO games in a row and because of this I AM A QUIVERING WRECK. DWWWDWDLL <------------- ****!!! LET ME SAY THIS NOW, I will not, I repeat, WILL NOT, be renewing next season when we have been relegated to division 4. IF we have a club to follow that is - The mad one (Or is that Lucifer?) is doing his best to RUIN us. We couldnt score in training, we can defend, MICHAEL STEWART IS A GINGER RADGE, BOUZID is a BOMBSCARE, ZAL FOR CAPTAIN EVEN THOUGH HE IS A BIGGER RADGE THAN STEWART. Add to that the lazy foreigners, GET THEM ALL BACK ON THE FIRST CARGO SHIP HEADED FOR THEIR BACKWATER HOMELAND. BOMBSCARES. SACK Gym Jemmeries and bring back a club legend like KEVIN TWADDLE, he knows how to fight when you are in a basement battle. Our next fixtures: Celtic - away - ZERO points, Robbie Keane (the man who is going to save Scottish football from extinction) will get at least 8 Falkirk - home - ZERO, Eddie May, ********* and DAWN the lesbian school teacher from Edinburgh and Your Call fanatic will see to us thats for true. Hamilton - home - MINUS ONE, for being so vile on the eye. sheep - away - WAKE ME UP AT THE FINAL WHISTLE AND BREAK THE NEWS TO ME SOFTLY Dundee Hibernian - away - MARE, get her pumped. Hib - home - DERBY HUMILIATION, I FEAR ANOTHER 7 - 0. MAYBE MORE???? Who knows thats the fun. Our stirkeforce - by far the worst forward line in the British Isles, if not Western Europe. CHRISTIAN NADE IS A TICKING TIMEBOMB AND A WALKING HAMBURGER, I seriously recommend that he visits his local GP re his HEART. HE IS SO FAT. Tynecastle - or is that Swinecastle - NOT FIT FOR PURPOSE. A graveyard that was once the home of football. MAIN STAND is set to fall down at any minute, when I stand in lower N I cant take my eyes of the roof for fear of being OWNED by an IRON GIRDER falling from the sky. Add to that the little creatures who are known as the UJ Brigade - DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR, IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT THEN GO TO IBROX!!!1111!!!!1!!! I HAVE A COFFEE AND YOU ARE IN MY SIGHTS, If however I drink that then prepare to be tamed by 100 degrees of HIV positive Easter Road BOVRIL. GOODBYE HEARTS - IT HAS BEEN FUN AND YOU WILL BE MISSED, 'Rodney' turn the lights out on your way out - we cant afford to pay the bills as it is. Is it just me or is this post Doug-esque in its geniusness? All it needs is MA-HA at the end and it would be the best post ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I've been watching Hearts since 1875* and I can honestly say that this is the worst team I've ever seen. They're a disgrace to the jersey. If Andy "wage thief" Driver had any loyalty to the club he'd have shot himself in the Head as soon as he got injured just to get himself off our wage bill. Callum Elliot probably tried to do this and missed. *I missed the 1874 season because I was cleaning chimney's on Saturdays Elliot is a total Steven Glansberg like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 this thread is sickening. Scabby Lawnmower would be turning in his grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bilel Mohsni Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 this thread is sickening. Scabby Lawnmower would be turning in his grave. PF... That is superb, my new favorite signature pic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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